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Expect torrential downpours of tropical insanity, especially in the morning and evening hours.

Meme thing pilfered from Demi

So I borrowed this meme from the resident Queen of Mustaches for no real reason other than it's 10:30 right now and I have absolutely nothing else to do. Seems like a fun little thing, let's see what kind of thingy I'm most like.

[ ] You rather be pale than tan.
[x] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] You're lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you're kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] You're dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You've tasted your own blood before and liked it. (My blood tastes funky, like 'eck I'd like it.)
[x] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[ ] You're graceful, light, AND can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[x] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[ ] You're more active at night.

Total: 3 (Hmmm, not much of voompire, am I?)


[ ] You're incredibly lustful/sexual.
[ ] Sex is almost always on your mind.
[ ] You could make someone fall completely in love with you by merely kissing them
[ ] You burn through lovers quickly.
[ ] If your best friend had a lover that appealed to you, you'd gladly do anything you could to take them from your friend and not feel guilty about doing so.
[ ] You can make love with someone and drop them in the same breath.
[ ] If you don't "feed" your lust, you go insane.
[x] You have strong/long nails. (They are strong. They are forces of nature. .___.)
[ ] You could get nearly anyone you want.
[ ] You tend to be the dominate one in a relationship.

Total: 1 (Though I'm not sure how long/strong nails applies to an incubus...)


[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[x] You love the moon.
[x] You're very loyal.
[x] If you love someone, you'll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[x] You like dogs. (I see one and I'm like "DOGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY")
[x] You're fairly sturdy in stature. (Powerful legs, man, powerful legs.)
[x] You're either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.

Total: 6 (Huh... I'm doggy-like.)


[x] You love cats.
[ ] You're light and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[x] You love to eat seafood.
[x] You're affectionate and cozy.
[x] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[x] You like chasing things.
[x] You're an excellent hunter.

Total: 6 (Evidently, kind of catlike too...)

[x] You're an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you're not truly alive.
[x] You'll moan when you're hurt rather than scream and cry.
[x] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don't feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly.
[x] You like odd foods.
[ ] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[ ] You don't get much sleep.

Total: 4 (Watch me walk, watch me walk like a zahmbie)


[ ] You're invisible.
[x] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[x] You can send chills down a person's spine just by looking at them.
[x] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You're incredibly gentle.
[x] You're very shy around someone you find attractive.
[x] You tend to simply disappear when no one's looking.
[x] You enjoy scaring people.
[x] You like the indoors.
[x] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.



[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn't care if you hurt them as long as you're getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[x] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[x] You like the idea of being insane. (I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every moment of it!)

Total: 2 (Only slightly ghoulish.)


[ ] You're into Wicca/paganism.
[ ] You like magical objects.
[ ] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
[ ] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.

Total: 0 (Not big surprise, really.)


[x] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] You're fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[x] You're unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[x] You are fond of many different things.
[x] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[x] You often say one thing and mean another.
[x] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off. (Temporarily leavin' 'em where they drop.)

Total: 6 (Somewhat half shape-shifting... that'd look weird.)


[ ] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You're usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan. ('Tis more fun to reject him.)
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people's heads. (Though it's never out of spite; more playful, really.)
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.

Total: 0 (Admittedly, I do enjoy puzzling people from time to time, but I rather despise demons.)


[x] You're a good person.
[x] You take care with everything you do.
[x] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You're gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[x] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone. (I can try, but it's almost impossible.)
[x] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[x] You're a virgin/have never kissed anyone.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[x] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[x] You love God.

Total: 8 (But not in the outfield; I'm a shortstop.)


[ ] You enchant people.
[x] You like organic things.
[ ] You're almost always smiling.
[x] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You're a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[x] You fall in love easily.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[x] You don't HATE anyone.
[ ] You like long hair.

Total: 4 (Yeeeeaahh, not really elf material.)

So in the end, I'm tied between ghost and angel. So I'm a ghost angel, then? Sounds kind of cool.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrromotion by mail!

I've received a royal letter! And I've been promoted to Minister of Mustaches! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING

Thank you so much, Demi! I'll try to live up to the duties of the office. xD


Sorry if I've had a lack of communications with anyone over the last few days, but I've been hard at work. And now I am officially done with school for this semester! *party on the wall*

And a shout-out to all of you who sent warm regards my way in lieu of my foot's adventure with a glass panel. I'll type out individual responses soon, but just know for now that my foot is just about fully healed and infection-free, and your thoughts were very much appreciated. ^^

Nothing wakes you up like blood in the carpet

Little math problem for you all:

Glass display case by the base of the bed + exuberant leap to start the day = ???

I was cleaning over the weekend, and I had moved a display case where I keep some One Piece figures at the base of my bed. Completely forgetting about it this morning left me with shards everywhere and a couple lacerations on my foot. I've had it elevated for most of today. -____-

The strange part was that I didn't feel any pain. I heard the crash, I turn on the light, I look at my heel, and there's blood everywhere. When it comes to waking you up, it's better than coffee, let me tell you.

It'll probably be better tomorrow. Here's hoping, anyway.

I got Demi's letter!


Time to read it and absorb it and ponder it and analyze it and reread it and think about it and appreciate it *trails off*