Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.
- Created By Mercury Dragon
The Learning Starts NOW!!!
Mood: Ecstatic!!
Music: None (Celeste is watching something...)
Things I've learned from Dethklok:
1) When in doubt, drop trou and pissch on schomething.
2) Ye're never too young fer some tequila.
3) Charles's bread and butter: Don't fuck with it.
4) Skwisgaar will always be ways more gooder den Toki.
5) Admitting that ye're sad makes you gay.
6) Make schure you alwaysch regischter your band'sch domain name before schomeone elsche doesch.
7) Macaroni murder-ladies ams goods gifts, but maybes don't eats da red-hots you ams use for de bloods?
8) Black out as much as possible so that you don't remember the life that you had.
9) Drinking Bleach can help you trick the doctor into thinking you're healthy.
10) Cats have balls, too.
11) Balls make more pets.
12) Booze is good fer soup.
13) Popscockles ams baskicallys water.
14) Carcomymrates are stuff like pasghetti, bread, napkins, and paper towels.
15) Dentists have the highest suicide rate of any profession.
If you've got any tidbits you learned from the most brutal band ever, share them in the comments section.
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~"Wait, so lemme get this straight: Ye're tellin' me that you put dese little guys in boiling water, dey turn red, dey shriek, an' dey die?" "Yes." "Dat is da most metal t'ing I ever heard."~~
Because Snartha is an amazing person...JELLIEEEESSSS!!!
Ding Dong Doodily Doo!!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to at least 15 people and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (artist)"
Pick Your Artist:
DETHKLOK!! (I dedicate this to tonight's Season 3 premiere! I saw a clip on Adult Swim this morning and WOW!! I'm excited!!)
Are you male or female?
The Gears
Describe Yourself:
Better Metal Snake
How do you feel:
Face Fisted
Describe where you currently live:
Volcano
If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Go Into the Water
Your favorite form of transportation:
Hatredcopter
Your best friend is:
Symmetry
What is life to you:
Hatredy
Your fear:
The Cyborg Slayers
What is the best advice you have to give:
Go Forth And Die
How I would like to die:
Laser Canon Deth Sentence
My Motto:
I Tamper With the Evidence at the Murder Site of Odin
Now, dear readers, if you've read this far, I TAG YOU!!! Go do it. Have fun. Make people wonder what in the fucking name of Odin is wrong with you!!
Stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
~~Draw your sword, I'll meet you at the battle rock.~~
If I Just Lay Here...
Mood: Eating...
Music: Muse "Supermassive Black Hole"
Day Six...Stolen from Waffuru...Enjoy...
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy
So, my quote, because I'm still on my Metalocalypse/Dethklok kick, comes from *long, exaggerated drum-roll* METALOCALYPSE!!!
"Toki Wartooth: What's this place called?
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: This place, I believe, is called 'food libraries.'
Toki Wartooth: Fooood... libraries...
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Fooood... libraries...
Pickles the Drummer: It's called a grocery store you douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags, I got... I got low blood sugar."
Well, stay classy, Otakuites!
Excel~
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