Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.

FINALS WEEK SPECIAL: Fred and George Get Silly...

Mood: lazy...
Music: Metallica "Fuel"

Yeah, so me and Celeste have Finals this week...So this morning, we were walking to lunch, and we were totally being silly...So here it is...FRED AND GEORGE GET SILLY!!!

Celeste: George is gonna miss Fred this weekend...
Me: And Fred will miss George this weekend...
Celeste: No, Fred will have Daku!!
*we walk past housekeepers while giggling*
Me: You TOTALLY just said something homo-erotic!
Celeste: OMG!!!
Me: But yeah, Fred WILL miss George this weekend...
Celeste: George will miss Fred more because Fred dies...
Me: No, Fred misses George more!
Celeste: But Fred is DEAD!!
Me: No, J. K. Rowling lied...I don't die. OMG!!! I'm SO gonna ruin the last movie when we go!!
Celeste: Huh?
Me: You know, when it gets to that point, everyone will be silent, because the scene will be tense, so I'm gonna jump up right before I die and go, "J. K. Rowling LIED!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!"
*we burst into laughter*
Celeste: You know, it would be a good thing for the actors to pull at the premiere! Have Fred's actor sit in the front row and when it gets to that point, have him stand up and shout that. Then George's actor could say, "Fred, you died?"
Me: Yeah, that would be awesome!
Celeste: I wonder how it would be for the actor to watch his twin die...On screen, you know?
Me: Dood, he'd probably cry...

Yeah...Typical Fred-and-George banter...Just so you know, Celeste and I think of ourselves as twins, and we love Fred and George, so I'm Fred, and she's George. Sometimes, though, she's Hikaru, and I'm Kaoru...It depends on our moods...But today is a Fred-and-George day...Just for free, I'll throw in some more random college quotes!

Kat: Who won World War I?
Me: YOUR MOM!!!

Kat: Dr. Walden, did you hear about that new Communist party that was formed in America recently?
Dr. Walden: No, I didn't.
Kat: Well, we're all part of it, so we can't take your Final Exam.
Me: It goes against our Communist beliefs.
Dr. Walden: Well, if you're Communists, then we're going by Stalinism, so I'm your dictator, and I say you have to take the test.
Me: No, we're the Chinese version of Communist!
Corey: Yeah!
Me: We're Communist-Fascists, and the Fuehrer says that this test goes against our religion!

Me: Fuck off!
Daku: Off? Who's off?
Me: Y0UR MOM!!!

Yeah, I'm a big fan of the "Your Mom" joke...I also have been known to say "Your Face"...

Well, that's all for now! Stay classy, Otakuites!

Excel~
~~I'm not going to get pregnant...He's a virgin, stupid! (pointsincase.com)~~

So What...

Mood: meh...
Music: None (watching the 3rd Harry Potter movie)

Nothing's really happened lately. I just finished my first week of classes. I have an interesting schedule...Here goes....
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays
~Sculpture I -- 9:00am to 9:50am
~World Civilization II -- 10:00am to 10:50am
~Figure Drawing I -- 1:00pm to 1:50 pm

Tuesdays and Thursdays
~Families & Studends In a Diverse Society -- 9:30am to 10:45am
~Theories of Human Learning -- 1:00pm to 2:15pm
~Yoga I (Tuesdays ONLY) -- 3:30pm to 5:00pm

So, if I'm not in class or eating, I'm in here...On my computer...Or I could be in Daku's room...When the art classes pick up, I might be in one of the art rooms...

Speaking of art, we started our first project in Sculpture I! We're making 1/3rd-lifesize busts. I'm making one of the Joker, from the "Dark Knight". The professor said we couldn't make cartoons...And he looked straight at me when he said it!! And he's never had me in class before...*insert Twilight Zone theme* If I could've, I'd have made a bust of Gojyo, from "Saiyuki". Haha, or maybe Deidara, depending on how I felt...

Figure Drawing I is gonna be fun. We get to draw naked people. We have 3 models: a girl who's (for lack of a better word) fat, a girl who's nearly anorexic, and a guy who's pretty fit. The funny thing is, the guy is in my Yoga class!! So, when we finally get to draw the guy, I'm gonna be in Yoga the next day and see him and think, "OMG I kno wut u look liek NEKKID!!" Lolz.

I'ma make some oatmeal...

Oh! Me and a friend (who I met through Daku) are having a Deppathon Day on February 7th! She's makin brownies, and I'ma buy some Sunny D and other snackage...She's gonna come up here and we're gonna watch Johnny Depp movies all day. And whilst we fawn over Johnny and his smexyness, Daku is gonna get his "7 on the 7th Achievement" on Halo 3 Live. Yup yup!

Well, I have nothing else to say...Nothing whatsoever...No works-in-progress either...

Stay classy, Otakuites!

Excel~
~~Sephiroth should be Lord Master President Fuhrer of the world~~