Hush, Love, Don't cry,
It'll be alright,
Hold me close,
As I administer the dose,
Listen to my lullaby of lies.

The Cyborg Slayers...

Mood: Blarg...
Music: The awesomeness that is Dethklok!!

So, I'm posting because I'm bored. And I'm a bit ticked off...And I wanna post to let you guys know that tomorrow, I will drop off the face of the Interwebz for a few days, as I'll be going home for Thanksgiving and my parents refuse to get anything faster than dial-up....
>__>

So, yeah, Thanksgiving break. IT. IS. NEEEEEEEEDDDEEEEED!!!! I'm tired of school. I'm tired of being on campus. I wanna go home for a few days. I wanna be with my family. I wanna make fun of my mom's stupid little half Pomeranian/half chihuahua idiot dog. I wanna just exist without thinking about school work!! Unfortunately, I must do work over the break...I have a 5-page paper due in Art History on December 10, a Philosophy of Education paper due in Ed & Growth on December 8, and at some point, I have a Philosophy of Teaching paper due in Principles of Learning and Teaching...Not to mention I have to teach another lesson in a public school on December 4...I guess I'm really ready for Christmas break, when I can REALLY go home and just exist without school work!

Blarg...

Robot Chicken is retarded...

The Star Wars thingy is on...

So, my ticked-offed-ness...On Fanfiction.net, there's this author, Mecha-Foot, who messages me every time I favorite her (his? its?) stories without leaving a review. The first time, I obliged and went back to leave a review. But the second time, it really ticked me off. I hardly have time to read, and I usually end up reading in between classes, and I've explained this to the idiot, but she (he? it?) insists that if I read and favorite the story, I MUST leave a review!! I told the idiot that I don't have time, usually, and that not everyone who likes the story is going to leave a review, and that she (he? it?) should just get over it. I also told the idiot that when she (he? it?) messages me like that, practically begging for a review, her (his? its?) intelligence level drops to that of a small child's, in my view. It's really ticking me off because the idiot keeps messaging me, and I really like the stories, but I hate getting the fucking messages!! It's really taking a lot for me to hold myself back and not cuss the idiot out...I think if the idiot replies again, I'm just gonna let loose on them...I don't know...I don't wanna get banned from FFN just because some child wants to play mind games with me...But it's really pissing me off...Grawr...Ignoring the messages won't work, because I have a natural curiosity...If the idiot messages me, I want to know what she (he? it?) says...

GRAWRAWRAWRAWR!!!
>M<

Okay, rant over...

If you've read this far, prepare for some major Dethklok/Metalocalypse obsessing...

By the way, if you haven't seen the newest episode, "Dethhealth", the following paragraph contains spoilers...

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! I SAW THE NEWEST EPISODE ON SUNDAY, AND I REWATCHED IT TODAY!!!!! Spay and neuter your household pets, kids. We know that dogs have balls, and we learned that cats also have balls. And balls make more pets. I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER!!!!! They destroyed the Sphynx, though...And OMG, Pickles was hilarious!! He was drunk/high for about half the episode. And he was video-taping his experience. OMG!!! And Toki had a pet cat!! >w< So adorable!! And Murderface dealt with the possibility of himself being gay...And Nathan dealt with his fear of suicidal dentists!! And Murderface and Nathan drank Bleach...That was hilarious...And at the end, there was a nice little techno song-and-acid-trip number that faintly reminded me of those uber-hyper chibi AMVs that people make on YouTube!! I loved it...BEST. EPISODE. EVAAARRRRR!!!! And LOL, they demanded that the word "death", when used in relation to themselves, be replaced with "hamburger time". However, they failed to change their name to HamburgerTimeKlok...Which would have been hilarious...And then at the end, Nathan took his dentist hunting, and the dentist blew his own head off with the shotgun...

Speaking of dentists, I have a dentist appointment on Wednesday, the day before Thanksgiving...I have to have a cavity filled...I get happy gas!! FTW!!! I'ma take the gas and listen to my iPod, because my dentist is amazing and happy...And he won't take my peener out and play with it while I'm on the gas...Because I don't have a peener...And the gas doesn't knock me out, it's just made of awesome...I guess it's like being high, but I've never been high, so I don't know...At any rate, it's probably the closest I'll ever come to doing drugs...Illegal drugs, anyways...Prescription drugs are okay...And Ibuprofen...That's good, too...

People are starting to find out about my recent engagement!! ^w^ I'm gonna tell my parents tomorrow night, when I get home...I wanted to do it in person so I could see my mom cry...No, I don't like seeing her cry, but they'll be tears of joy and I wanna see her reaction, and I just KNOW she's going to cry because she cried at my graduation...Then, on Thanksgiving, I'm going to play "Let's See Who Pays the Most Attention To Detail" with the rest of my family. It'll be awesome...All my bridesmaids know, a couple of other close friends know, Daku's groomsmen know (3/4 of them, anyways), 3 of my coworkers know, and my Art advisor knows. And of course, you guys know!!

Well, I'm signing off now.

Stay classy, Otakuites!!

Excel~
~~Dey shoulds cleans da teeths wit a woman's boob.~~

Smexy Pickles FTW!!! I'm gonna make him my computer background...

Ding Dong Doodily Doo!!

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to at least 15 people and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (artist)"

Pick Your Artist:
DETHKLOK!! (I dedicate this to tonight's Season 3 premiere! I saw a clip on Adult Swim this morning and WOW!! I'm excited!!)

Are you male or female?
The Gears

Describe Yourself:
Better Metal Snake

How do you feel:
Face Fisted

Describe where you currently live:
Volcano

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Go Into the Water

Your favorite form of transportation:
Hatredcopter

Your best friend is:
Symmetry

What is life to you:
Hatredy

Your fear:
The Cyborg Slayers

What is the best advice you have to give:
Go Forth And Die

How I would like to die:
Laser Canon Deth Sentence

My Motto:
I Tamper With the Evidence at the Murder Site of Odin

Now, dear readers, if you've read this far, I TAG YOU!!! Go do it. Have fun. Make people wonder what in the fucking name of Odin is wrong with you!!

Stay classy, Otakuites!

Excel~
~~Draw your sword, I'll meet you at the battle rock.~~

The Water God...

Mood: Pissed...
Music: Dethklok "Thunderhorse"

Okay, this is just a quick rant...Just to warn you, there's some strong language ahead...

So, me and Celeste went to Wal-Mart today to do some much-needed shopping. We got back to the college safely, aside from having to squeeze past an enormous behemoth of a truck parked practically in the middle of the street. As I was getting my groceries out of the back seat and shutting the door, I noticed something out of place: a GIANT-ASS SCRATCH. It wasn't straight, so I couldn't have gotten it from a runaway shopping cart. I have no idea how long it's been there. All I know is that SOME MOTHER-FUCKING, DILDO-LICKING, ASS-FUCK KEYED MY CAR!!! Now, I don't drive a fancy car. It's just an '02 Ford Focus that my parents bought used for me before I went to college because they wanted me to have something reliable, as I now live 3 hours away from home. But I don't care if I'm driving a fucking pile of shit!! DON'T KEY MY FUCKING CAR!!! I swear to God, if I EVER find out who keyed my baby Sephy (yes, my car's name is Sephy, because he's just that awesome), I WILL BEAT THE MOTHER-FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THE DOUCHEBAG!!! I mean, come on, people! It's a car! It's expensive, no matter how old or used it is!! If you're mad at someone, don't go fucking key their car!! Go find the person and flip them the bird or smash their face in!! Do anything to the person, but don't take it out on their car!!

Yeah, I told my dad what happened. He said that some people are just mean like that. And then he said if I ever found out who it was, beating the shit out of them would be perfectly fine. Then he mentioned that if I told him who did it (should I ever find out who it was), I could just tell him who it was and he would make a special trip up here and break their hands off. And of course, being my dad, he can get away with it. For those of you who are not aware, my dad fought in Iraq back in 2003-04. Two weeks after being there, his Hummer was blown up by an IED and he lost half of his left hand. The doctors said he came within 1/8 of an inch of losing his life. As a result, he is now almost deaf in his left ear and has PTSD (Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder). He has legal papers giving him the right to declare temporary insanity and have that claim hold up in a court of law. Of course, he doesn't sit on his ass all day and complain and cry about how the damn terrorists ruined his life. No, he makes jokes about it. He gets pissed sometimes, if he's reminded of the events (like when he watches the movie "Home of the Brave"), but he doesn't sulk. He moves on with life. Yes, my dad kicks ass.

Anyways, I feel better now. Rant over.

Stay classy, Otakuites!

Excel~
~~Because the World is round, it turns me on.~~

Underwater Friends...

Mood: Bleh...
Music: None (watching South Park)

So, I've been pretty busy lately. Classes are kicking my butt...I'm quite literally battling all the work for my classes. It's cool, though. I'll go to Valhalla if I die in battle. Haha.

I don't think I'll have time to do any of the challenges I said I'd do. I've lost my will to draw anything other than Toki at the moment...It's pretty sad. I will try to work on any challenge entries I said I do, but I'm making no promises. I know I should have time for that one of just drawing an OC. That challenge isn't over until December. As for the Hayao Miyazaki and Halloween '09 challenges, I'm making no promises. I'm really sorry...

The good news is that I should have some new fan art to post this week. Most of it is class doodles of Dethklok (mainly Toki). But one of them I drew and colored earlier tonight. It's Toki. *sigh* Yeah, obsession, I know...But anyways, I drew him and colored him with colored pencils. It's been FOREVER since I colored with those!! He came out very freakin' adorable and lovable. I'm not keen on Metalocalypse slash, but I can safely say that the other members of Dethklok might just not be able to resist little sugary-sweet Toki. HE'S TOO CUTE FOR HIS OWN GOOD!!! And geez, that frackin' innocent act!! If you've seen the episode called "Bluesklok", or any episode that shows Toki shirtless, you'll know that he is RIPPED!! Gah, it drives me nuts!! How can one so smexy be so innocent?!

*cricket cricket*

Anyways, sorry for the fangirl rant...

Haha, I've recently been picking up a little Norwegian. I decided to set all my Facebook statuses in Norwegian today, and it's pretty cool. My future mother-in-law told me I should "stop liking my own viking" earlier. I think I'm gonna keep up the Norwegian status thing. It's fun. And it confuses people.

Celeste has all my plushies in her lap...

Well, stay classy, Otakuites!

Excel~
~~Banana stickers ams TOTALLY metals!~~

It Tickles...

Mood: Meh...
Music: None (Celeste and her Netflix...)

So, it's finally Day Seven of this crazy posting thing...Stolen from Waffuru...

Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six: a quote
Day seven: whatever tickles your fancy

So, what tickles my fancy? Hm...What, indeed? Allow me to indulge in my obsession one last time:
I give you --- TOKI WARTOOTH!!! Some pictures and a YouTube clip...

Yay for weird dreams!!

Ain't he cute? Freakin' adorable...Yes, he's like, the most innocent one in the band...

He's Norwegian...And slips in and out of diabetic comas when he eats a lot of candy...

The blonde Swedish guy is Skwisgaar...According to Toki, "He is dildoes."

The video is long, but awesome!

And just so you all know, I was kind of scarred when I looked up the pictures...EVERY FANDOM will have slash, no matter what kind of fandom it is...I hate uber-stupid fangirls who think that just because there are no female main characters, it means they have to make slash pairings...
*chunks bricks at fangirls*

Well, stay classy, Otakuites!!

Excel~
~~Candy tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy.~~