Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsumademo. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.

Have fun.

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[Wielding the sword of truth in the pursuit of happiness. I listen carefully to those who disagree with me; but adhere to The Law of Non-Contradiction or, to paraphrase Aristotle, I might as well argue with a plant.]

[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning-- but you don't have to have an ending-- to be happy.]

Just a warning, but you may hear light whistleing when i'm near...

Hello^-^ Not are you how? ...if anyone told me how they were then you fail the test and will have to have a frontal lobotomy before you can continue on.

For those of you without cognitive functions then you obviously did what you weren't and were told. So be happy. Play with your brain matter. It's fun (:) ( :)...[he's raising his eyebrows...I know it's weird, deal with it.]

Now for the real point of this post, sorry to disappoint those thinking it was only for self mutilation. Anyway I did post Insane's birthday drawing, incase you didn't know or notice from the last post's EDIT. Yes I’m too lazy to post a post saying it's up, my posts are meaningful...entirely blissful and not morbid little posts. 0. o I said post a lot. Geez, do I keep straying form topic? Yes, it would seem.

Back to issues, I have also written about 12 or so pages of the very first draft for Blade chapter nine. If you've begun foaming at the mouth then you are evidently too addicted to this story...and yet I don't seem to care...huh, weird. ^-^

I have no new drawings, though I have been attempting to draw something...just not sure what yet. However...ooh, I just got an idea right now. And it's from the new chapter too...HAHAHA! Don't worry I won't torture you few, I’ll wait until I put up chapter nine, but then it's fair game! Ooh, I got another one. Man, I’m on a roll!

Well, I’ll shut up now. I must have ruined you too much already. ^-^

HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLE: This one has very little to do with the post. See, yesterday I had a doctors appointment and I was telling my mom while we were waiting for the doctor that if any of my friends had asked where I was going and why I would tell them, 'oh just getting all my organs removed. You'll know it was successful if when I stand near you, you hear a faint whistle.' I thought it was funny^-^ And the frontal lobotomy was actually from the same time. My sister was cursed to wait in the waiting room and she would text us asking if we were done yet. And at one point my mom was like 'well once he comes and gives her the frontal lobotomy, we'll be able to leave.' It made me giggle. I thought lobotomy was just so funny to tease people with a few years ago. No one knew what it meant...do you...0.o

...eating plastic...

Chapter eight of Blade is up, for those of you how didn't see the edit I added to the last post. If you're one of the 3-5 who have read it then yeah for you^-^ You guys are my favorite...not so fond of the rest of you though...0.o

Anyway, the main reason I posted this was because today I started writing chapter nine! It's only about two and a half written pages in my nearly full notebook(seriously, over half of it is going to have to be in another book). I really like it so far though. As per usual I still update my sister regularly, so those that like that story I apologize that you weren't born my sibling.

Insane's birthday drawing should be up THIS WEEKEND!! Yes, I will get that thing done and up for all to see.
EDIT: It's FINALLY up!!!!!!!

For you Twilight fans out there, I am so excited to see the movie (aren't you?)!! Every little clip or picture or youtube video I see just gets me even more addicted^-^ If you haven't read the Saga(4 books) then you should, they are so extraordinary and wonderfully written. We eccentric, mouth-foaming fans unite!

BYE BYE!

HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLE: This one has very little to do with the post. The story is I was getting ready to put my two little pizzas in the oven and I saw that my mom had put the spaghetti fork...thing on the pizza stone right next to my pizza! I know, so terrible. Anyway I looked at it and pointed with a silly look on my face like 'what the heck is this thing doing so close to me beloved pizzas'. And I said that(sort of) with some what/huh mumbling and she's like 'what, I thought you ate plastic' or something like that. You concerned folk thinking my mother believes I eat inorganic material don't worry she knows I stopped that^-^ This was all a joke though. And I thought it was funny...so boom, title. And then I figured I could incorrperate it into my post when I added in the Twilight section. I'm so excited it's like being too anxious to eat chocolate(or something covered in plastic) and just eating the whole thing to get to the good stuff faster. .....wow I rambled.

the future is promising

alright! Well, chapter one of Blade is up on the Blade world for those curious. Chapter two and three with be coming soon.^-^

YES! I just got the edits from my friend editor on chapter eight back! That means I can have the chapter up sometime tomorrow^-^ Here are the exact words from my editor as a comment. (In the black there is something refering to the chapter's content --spoiler-- ...so if you don't want to ruin it for yourself don't read it!!!! It's not important to the flow of the comment.)

The chapter was awesome! I loved how dialogue heavy it was, as I love that kind of stuff. I don’t why, I just feel like the more dialogue there is, the more real it feels. The memory erasing stuff is very interesting, I’m excited to see more about how all that works. Some of the phrases you used were cool, I pointed out at least one in my editing. Great job as always! This has to be one of the best chapters yet, I just felt it flowed wonderfully and quickly.

So yeah!!! Chapter one is up on the Blade world, two and three are coming. Chapter eight is coming to fictionpress tomorrow!

EDIT: THE CHAPTER IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!

HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLE: it says this because one we have all this good stuff coming and because based off meroko's input and my feelings about the chapter, things are going well with Blade.^-^

I'm the awesome gnat killing, spot removing...awesome...person...part 2!

Well, I have no idea how many people actually read or didn't really my last post. If you didn't then I suggest you read it as well as this one.

This post pertains to the opening of my world Blade. Which will now have Blade chapters as well as it's original spot on fictionpress. Yea^-^ Well, right now there is only chapter one(if it gets through or not), but I will tell you about updates for that world until it catches up with chapter eight or whatever happens to come along as it gets ready.

Soon I will start having my own artwork for Blade as the background of the World, but as of now it's just the original website picture tiled. Yes, I know I hate tiled but I needed something.

Hurrah fop those who start to read! If it get that one percent...well i'm not really sure how it works. If it appears on my world then I'm guessing it either did or didn't go through. I'm really not to clear on what happens if it gets through. If it doesn't I KNOW it will be in the world. SO, we'll just have to see.

I'm the awesome gnat killing, spot removing...awesome...person...

Ok, I received an idea from my friend Insane (you may have noticed me mentioning her once or twice ;) ) Anyway she suggested that I post my story Blade here on theOtaku, so I may get more interested readers. And I decided to do it. I will have to re-edit the chapters again--I find mistakes often when I re-read them. And then I will have them here for all to see and criticize maliciously. Expect that soon, also I have finished Blade chapter eight, typed it, and edited it. WOW, super fast, I know. But hey, I was bored in school :P Anywho, I’m just about to input the edits and send it to my editor friend for the final check! You people are all probably SO excited that your heads exploded. If that's the case, make sure you clean that up really well, nobody likes brain matter in their carpet.

SO, chapter eight is on a roll, for all you curious readers that have no idea what blade is and therefore are completely lost as to what to do with the information then just wait for me to post the story here...and if you REALLY want to, you can go and check it out. Only if you REALLY want to though, I don't want you creepy mildly interested people going to my story. ^-^

Anyway, just a heads up to you journal reading freaks!

HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLE: First of all, the title has absolutely nothing to do with the post...I was just being weird. I know, shocker. Anyway... I have skill when it comes to eradicating small, winged, creatures that breed like nobody's business. And I also seem to have a talent for removing spots...not great with carpeting though...something about those pesky fibers just throws me off.

-->For those of you that only read my posts just to see these recent and stupid hints, I suggest you get help. ^-^

BYEBYE!