Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsumademo. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.

Have fun.

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[Wielding the sword of truth in the pursuit of happiness. I listen carefully to those who disagree with me; but adhere to The Law of Non-Contradiction or, to paraphrase Aristotle, I might as well argue with a plant.]

[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning-- but you don't have to have an ending-- to be happy.]

I'm burgling, commiting arsen, frightening small children with sticks, and engendering public nudity

[THE FULL TITLE:
I'm burgling, commiting arsen, frightening small children with sticks, and engendering public nudity among the homeless...you know normal things.]

Surprise, surprise!! It is I and I'm here to impart wisdom upon you whether you wish it or not.

Besides that intro, my days lately have been boring. I have watched seven movies in two days: Titanic, Hancock, The Terminal, Sleepy Hollow, The Dutchess, Ghost Town, and Dan in Real Life. If anyone has any good ideas for movies to watch then please tell, I am so bored.

However, despite the depth I have seemed to fallen into I do have two drawings in the works...though one is a little old and still yet to be completed. Well, you know me it's not like that's an unnatural occurance, is it? Hehe.

Leaping to yet another topic, I still have to decide on what to do about Blade. I'm in a quandry...quandri? Quandre...i?? You get my point. I just don't know if I can still go on with that rubbish in tow. People may have liked it but the chapters were merely laced with complex phrases and descrpitions, none of you really have any idea of what's going on do you?? Though despite that, even if I intend to stop writing Blade, I will probably post the still beaten and hanging open chapter nine. And if that is it's untimely end I will be sure to make the ending something totally unexpected and worthy of my insanity, as well as entirely contrary to the actual plot. NOw, while continueing in story mode I will be now officially presenting my new story Tewoeklon. I absolutely love it. I have currently submitted chapter one to the fan words section of theotaku...however it will also probably not make it through as did Blade. I bet I didn't edit it enough for there standards or something:P Regardless, if it does not make it through It will still be posted on its own world!!! *do do doodloo-oo-do-do-do* (ps not as confusing as you think-if you have seen Emporer's new groove just remember when he whistles the little happy parade song when he's got his little Kuzcotopia at the beginning^-^). If I ever get around to finishing and scanning in these doodles for it I will try to have them posted with chapter two which is done by the way and chapter three is being written. They will all also be posted on fictionpress as per usual.

I believe that is all I have to ramble about for now. Oh and if you hadn't noticed for my previous post I have decided to discontinue HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLES, that was just a little treat that you had to be here to enjoy. ^-^ I will continue to have weird and random titles though, I will just leave to desyphering to you people. Hmm...something tells me I shall regret that?? 0.o Oh well!

Bye bye sweet parakeet, I knew thee well while manuvering through rotten beets.

Hehe...I made a rhyme:P

Oh and may all tags and typos slip through my wild mammal trap inthe kitchen!!!(courtesy of Hunter-AFI-vegan ambassador to Macbeth...he gets fancy suits!)>

Warning! Not breathing my cause you to die!

Wow. It's been a long long time since I posted. Sorry for the absence, but things got busy and I got lazy...you know the drill^-^

Anyway currently I'm at a crossroads with Blade. I have been thinking a lot about it and I may go ahead and stop writing it. The story was poorly written and since the world and story I created was so complex I tried to much to work in things that needed more explaination, also it doesn't seem to be very popular. People read the first chapter but then it dwindles down to very few. I may continue if I can get the story flowing again and I get enough feedback but it's unlikely.

However there is good news! I recently started a new story one that came up entirely by accident but I really enjoy it and I feel it's much better written than Blade and has a better balance between detail and dialogue. It's called Tewoeklon and can be found on fictionpress just like Blade. The story is just like everything I write, fantasy. But the world is different and I'm working into it better than with Blade. The story centers around an elf/human hybrid named Noir, who begins to go along with the ship raids that provide for the inhabitants of her small island home. There are a few characters but i'm trying to not bombard readers with a vast amount of various people with my strange made up names all at once. Chapter one is up, chapter two is written and sent to my editor, and chapter three is being written. I hope my readers will enjoy this story as much as I have been, it's really growing on me. Unfortunately Blade never stuck with me like Tewoeklon and Empty Sound. ES WILL be re-written at a later date...not that any of you ever read the first four chapters though ^-^

With all that serious crap aside, I do have a few drawings done but I have yet to get them up for they are mostly half completed:P Silly me^-^ I wil try to get to them but since I got a laptop for christmas the scanner sometimes slips from my mind.

Anywho, I don't really have much else to say...i'm just you know saying hey and telling you about things and stuff.

Plus heed the warning I gave you! Don't forget^-^

if toothpaste is in my pretzels, then why are there sardines in my wall?

Hi my peeps!

I have been a little busy and a little lazy. HOWEVER I have two drawings done and a little more work on the chapters, but not enough for anything to be posted yet. I have put up one of the drawings, which is one I did for Merokoyui4's birthday. The other I will get up as soon as I can. It's not for anything special...just random though I really love it^-^

That was really the only reason for this post....I didn't have much else to torture you with...*sigh* how sad.

DON'T PANIC though, I will be back later and expect your eyes to be rendered speechless!!! .....wait.....

さようなら!このような記事を読むあなたが愚かな人々 !

I have no idea what that would say if I saw it...so don't feel dicouraged if you can't read it! This is what the translation is though:

Original- Goodbye! You stupid people who read these posts!
Exact- Bye! You read these stupid people.

P.S. it's japanese if you couldn't already tell...sorry for those who actually can write in japanese...if somethign is wrong blame google translator...

Weird huh? Well, i'm actually leaving you now^-^

HINTS TO OBSCURE TITLE: there is none, I totally made it up on the spot...creepy huh? 0.o

i'm currently working through my mental illness

HELLO!

Well, I have been writing like a crazy person again. Chapter nine is technically not finished since it still needs tons of editing and a change on the ending...but I had an idea and just went right into writing chapter ten, of which there are about 6-8 pages written. I just really like blade! I have had two screens runnign in my mind, Blade and Empty Sound. Although it had been a while since I wrote for ES. I think i'm going to re-write it in first person. I just don't know yet. Anyway Blade is going very well, I'm trying to get it moving a little faster.

I still haven't had any drawings... Before I was drawing but not much writing, now i'm writing without much drawing. I want to get them both on track again!! This is the longest, most tempramental artist's block I have ever had. *sigh* But fear not, I shall prevail.

I just read through ALL of my posts and noticed that I have a surprising number of 'sorry for being gone' posts. That's just sad. I don't mean to leave you guys! But I did find them entertaining, and the title are fun too^-^ I hope you all enjoy that about my posts!

I'm still kinda busy, but things are slowing a little, I have been writing more and now editing my friends story again...I still have a bunch of books to read and then the Twilight movie comes out. So much......but i'm doing good!

See you all soon my loves^-^

HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLE: well, me and my mom were out buying things for my operation christmas child boxes and we were waiting in line at the walmart and there was this magazine about britney spears working through her mental illness. And my mom was turnign to me to say something about working through her mental illness and I had been staring at her with this ridiculous look on my face. So she turns and just burst out laughing the checkout line. My mom told me what she had been going to say and then she's like ' apparently it's hereditary' and we kept laughing. And I was like' well we are currently working through our mental illnesses' or something like that. It was so funny! ^-^ Really...it was. 0.o

if you were a marble...

This is a real quick thing, I'm just saying that I'm sorry for being AWOL for a few days and thaqt I will have to vanish again for a little while. I just have a lot to due this weekend. Some specifics, a paper and two projects (one is big--I have to build a working rollercoaster, due tuesday! I haven't even started and I didn't get a partner!) So i'm very busy and I won't be on a whole lot. I'll try to draw some this weekend if I can, and I have a late birthday drawing to do for Meroko^-^ I'll get to that when I can. I didn do one quick doodle yesterday evening, so I may pop that up for you guys to ponder.

BYEBYE! I'm be back when I can^-^

HINTS TO THE OBSCURE TITLE: It just because we have to make our rollercoaster so that a marble can be the car and it has to work....so yeah....