The Youtube Account of Haruhi Suzumiya

It's yet another slow day of my life in the clubroom with Mikuru Asahina, Yuki Nagato and Itsuki Koizumi whilst Haruhi had cleaning duties, and the only thing that's on my mind is “I wonder what's Haruhi's next action will be?”, and another question following it is “On a scale of 1 to 10 how depressed am I going to get afterwards?”

Haruhi slams the door wide open. I'm surprised the door is still working perfectly.

Haruhi made her announcement the moment the door hit the wall, “Everyone, I have an idea for a new video we can make!”

Taking all bets, ¥20000 on a full 10 on the depression scale. I best ask before the bets are placed.

“What's this video for this time?”

“Are you serious?” Haruhi said in a manner that says even when she's talking, she makes you sound like the stupid one. “Haven't you heard of the popular video website called “Youtube”?!”

How are any of us meant to know about this website when we're in this room most of the time and we barely use the computer?

“Well, last night I made an account!”

I wish someone else would speak up.

“I think that sounds like a brilliant idea.” If it wasn't for Koizumi's brilliant smile, I'd be punching him right now.

“I said this to you about the baseball tournament, and I will say it again for for this, I think this is better than searching for mysterious creatures of sorts.”

I know he was repeating himself, but of course, he was right. But I'm still not going to enjoy this. It might just be me but I feel as if I'm getting Deja Vu.

“OK, fine. What do you have planned?”

“Kyon, don't worry, it''l be something short, we don't have much choice since it has a limit of 10 minute videos.”

If its something our dear brigade leader will be making, 2 minutes will be just the amount anyone normal could handle.

“OK, you've talked a lot about doing it, but do you have any idea on what to do?”

“Well, I think we should have a video of Mikuru looking cute with a nice song in the background”

“UH! Suzumiya-san, I don't want to be filmed!” Mikuru Asahina shyfully said. Some may say that her voice is a little bit high, but everytime I hear it, no matter what the situation,it always soothes me.

“Mikuru, the website is about videos getting the most views! You in some very relieving and tight clothes should get us feature on the site!”

“LEAVE MIKURU ALONE! LEAVE HER ALONE!”

“OK, calm down, Kyon Crocker. What ideas do you have?”

“Since I have no choice, I guess we could do a music video about how I feel, dark and depressed, but sweet at the same time, like “Chocolate Rain””

Not a word uttered by anyone.

“Koizumi, what have you got?”

“Well, off the top of my head, I say that for now we should talk about our brigade, almost like a video diary.”

“Hmm, whilst that does sound like a good idea, I kinda wanted to go for something to really hook people into our videos. Something with an interesting story.”

Forget a story, my video's gonna be a cry for help.

“Yuki, what would you suggest?”

Why she asks Yuki when she barely talks is beyond me. Every time we she her, she usually reads books or play on her laptop.

However, she had an idea “Machinima.”

Haruhi was amazed. I think she just likes that word, having no idea what machinima is. Well, I don't know either, but you know what I mean.

“Yuki that's a great idea...”

4, 3, 2, 1-

“...but what is it?”

I sighed not knowing what we were about to make. As long as it doesn't involve anything too dangerous, we should be fine.

I hope this machinima thing won't cause too much havoc.