I am proud to announce the Grand Opening of the Dick Nixon Institute for Lesbians Against Gerard Way, the grandest of Grand Openings that were ever grand. Granted, you are all most definitely as pumped as a bike tire for this slice of news, and I can appreciate that.
I appreciate your enthusiasm.
I appreciate that you don't buy into the hatecore hate-machine hatespiracy of Gerard "Eating Some Curds and" W(h)a(te)y. You're brave young lasses, all of you. You make me so proud.
With your jockstrap-like support, perhaps we will someday be able to overthrow this tyrannical menace.
Until then, godspeed and good luck.
Yours,
Dick Nixon
