"If I should Die Before I Wake, pray no one my soul to take. If I wake before I die, rescue with me with your smile, darling..." -Ville Valo

Hi. I'm Z. Here's a list of things about me because I'm too lazy to type a paragraph:

+ I'm afraid of naked people.
+ I'm a little creeped out by rabbits.
+ I love animals.
+ I'm a vegetarian. If it weren't for sushi, I'd be vegan.
+ Energy drinks are.... I don't know. They are the incarnate of love if it exists.
+ I like drawing.
+ Anime, Manga, Vampires, Music, Caffeine, and Animals are awesomeness.
+ I love my friends.
+ I hate the Twilight series, Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, and High School Musical.
+ I hate PETA. They are a sadistic, hypocritical, gone-insane organization that needs to be lined up and shot.

And now for your viewing pleasure, a zebra metaphorically kicking a lion's ass.

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ART SLOTS (Includes writing and drawing)

Requests: OPEN/closed (Closest friends only. You know who you are. I've sent you gifts in the past.)
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Trades: OPEN/closed
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Collaborations: OPEN/closed
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RULES:

1. I don't draw people. I'm horrible. However, chibi MAY be possible.
2. I don't draw "furries" or human/animal relationships. No exceptions. I personally see furries as bestiality (as well as human/animal relationships, duh), seeing as "furries" are basically people who... erm... are aroused by animals and portray themselves as having relations with animals (anthromorphic or wild). Also, bestiality is animal cruelty.
3. I'm either really busy or lazy. Don't expect it right away, but that doesn't mean I'm not working on it.
4. I'm horrible at backgrounds, but mostly too lazy to do them.
5. No sexuality. AT ALL. And no nekkid, either. That's scary.
6. Don't expect anything spectacular. I'm no good. I only do requests and trades if I have nothing to draw, and purely for fun.
7. I don't do digital art. I don't have a tablet and I suck at a laptop fingerpad.
8. I have the right to refuse a trade, collaboration, or request if I'm not interested.
9. Nothing offensive to races, religions, sexual preferences, etc.
10. If you're using someone else's original character, get their permission before asking me to draw them.
11. Follow The Otaku's regulations. Highest rating allowed is PG-13.

Quiz Results

PS: Check out my CHALLENGE!!!!

Oh, almost forgot.

The torments of babysitting my cousin:

1. Board games. Specifically freaking Sorry! WHY?! And to make matters worse, IT WAS FREAKING DISNEY SORRY! WTF?! Why do people like that?!

2. I found out I suck at Life. Terrible board game. I suck at the real life, too.

3. I had to watch Annie. Over. And over. And over. And over. D: Then she rented Shorts, which was terrible BECAUSE IT DIDN'T GO IN ORDER! D:< Why must the narrator skip sequences?!

4. I didn't know how to work the complicated coffee pot. ...

5. Disney Channel = Suicide.

6. She watched Wow Wow Wubbzy and Yo Gabba Gabba. I had nightmares. I'm not even kidding. Sniffles Those poor crying carrots! They were mercilessly slaughtered! D':

7. There was no Monster.

8. I had to sleep over last minute and didn't have pajama pants. I had jean button imprints in my stomach.

9. Three words: The Wonder Pets. I almost cried. I don't know why, but Nick Jr. and kid shows TERRIFY me.

10. I forgot my drawing stuff.

The good things about watching my cousin:

1. Ruby. The most awesome English Bulldog I ever met.

2. I got to miss my house's two hour power outage. :3

3. I gots money now.

4. I got to think about writing.

Oh, and while playing that terrible game Sorry!, my 6 year old cousin screamed "DAMMIT!" because I got the yellow 12, which would have sent her character directly Home to win, but I moved 12 spaces to my home to win. So, yeah. Nice relatives I have.

So, how was everyone else's Friday night and Saturday?

Uuuuuuuuggghhhhh.......

Need..... Monsterrr...... Wasting.... Away....

Not much... time... left.... Passes out.

Baaa....

I'm bored.

Someone needs to entertain me. Now. Or I'll stab you with a spork.

I have one. It's fron Taco Bell. I painted a face on it and named it Sporky.

He's friends with Shroomy. Shroomy is my painted mushroom. I'll have to show you them sometime.

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BOREDEDNESS! D:

Ooookay....

My computer geek cousin told me that the weird grey screen thing I get sometimes for turning the computer on is because the screen is possibly burnt somehow, and there's an excellent chance that it's unfixable.

So, yeah. This sucks. Badly. You know, because without this, I have no way of writing, watching Anime, reading Manga, or doing school stuff.

Crap.

GAAAAHHHH!

Z IS BORED! SHE IS GOING TO GO INSANE! WHAT IS SHE SUPPOSED TO DO HERE?! SOMEONE TALK TO HER! D8

...Why is she typing in 3rd person?