"If I should Die Before I Wake, pray no one my soul to take. If I wake before I die, rescue with me with your smile, darling..." -Ville Valo
Hi. I'm Z. Here's a list of things about me because I'm too lazy to type a paragraph:
+ I'm afraid of nudity.
+ I'm a little creeped out by rabbits.
+ I love animals.
+ I'm a vegetarian.
+ Energy drinks are.... I don't know. They are the incarnate of love if it exists.
+ I like drawing.
+ Anime, Manga, Vampires, Music, Caffeine, and Animals are awesomeness.
+ I love my friends.
+ I hate the Twilight series, Hannah Montana, the Jonas Brothers, and High School Musical.
+ I hate PETA. They are a sadistic, hypocritical, gone-insane organization that needs to be lined up and shot.
+ I won't tolerate racism, prejudice, stereotyping, etc. of any kind on my world. Any harassing comments to me or another user will be immediately reported.
And now for your viewing pleasure, a zebra metaphorically kicking a lion's ass.
1. I don't draw people. I'm horrible. However, chibi MAY be possible.
2. I don't draw "furries" or human/animal relationships. No exceptions. I personally see furries as bestiality (as well as human/animal relationships, duh), seeing as "furries" are basically people who... erm... are aroused by animals and portray themselves as having relations with animals (anthromorphic or wild). Also, bestiality is animal cruelty.
3. I'm either really busy or lazy. Don't expect it right away, but that doesn't mean I'm not working on it.
4. I'm horrible at backgrounds, but mostly too lazy to do them.
5. No sexuality. AT ALL. And no nekkid, either. That's scary.
6. Don't expect anything spectacular. I'm no good. I only do requests and trades if I have nothing to draw, and purely for fun.
7. I don't do digital art. I don't have a tablet and I suck at a laptop fingerpad.
8. I have the right to refuse a trade, collaboration, or request if I'm not interested.
9. Nothing offensive to races, religions, sexual preferences, etc.
10. If you're using someone else's original character, get their permission before asking me to draw them.
11. Follow The Otaku's regulations. Highest rating allowed is PG-13.
My awesome insane army friend comes back on Thursday.
That makes me so happy, that I'm going to post the happiest song on Earth! 8D (You have to wait a bit for the tempo to pick up. It's very catchy.)
Hell in a Handbasket by Voltaire
Oh and Now
The end is near
And I face that final curtain
So good-bye to strife
This is the last dance of my life
Lord of this I'm certain
I've been a sinner.
I've been a saint.
Done both good and evil deeds.
Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friends
and that's good enough for me.
Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive.
Well if that's true then why
does there need to be a hell?
Hey, what's that sulfury smell?
Now I can feel, the fire, creepin up my thigh.
I'm goin to Hell
in a handbasket.
It's a Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh, Galileo, mama mia, scaramouche, scaramouche.
Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
With my flesh they'll make a feast.
I'm gonna be there in that number.
That's 666 the number of the beast.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
Well at least I'll have a view.
Oh I will see the fire, through the rusty razor wire.
Oh don't you worry, I saved a seat for You.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
And I might like it that way.
No this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried
Than alive and kicking in Jersey any day
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
I'd pray if I had the guile.
No this ain't no fib
I'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib.
'Cause on my knees repententing ain't my style.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
Oh please don't pray for me.
No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid.
There ain't nothin he can do that ain't already been done to me.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
And I'll have good company too.
'Cause If I was so bad, than there's no need to be sad.
'Cause everybody else will be there too (Including You!)
Oh good Lord, I only ask you forgive
The self righteous who decieve
When your words they twist,
We both know Hell don't exist,
Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe
Yeah, so I'm watching Adult Swim now. The second episode of Bleach for the night is on. I honestly don't see the appeal of the show. I just sit through it to get to whatever else is on, or even because I don't bother changing the channel.
So, what, is EVERYONE in the city a Soul Reaper or something now? I'm watching it, and it's like: "Wow. Not only do almost all of the kid's friends have Spirit Powers or are spiritually aware or whatever they call it, but now the kid's DAD is a soul reaper?" And then there's the fact that a large portion of soul reapers live in said city.
I'm sorry, but it's looking like the creators were like "Wow.... What else can we pull out of our asses to make the storyline longer so we can get money?". And I went on OneManga to read some Ginga Densetsu Weed and I saw on the news portion that Bleach was on chapter 365. (And that Naruto was on 475 and One Piece is on 576. As if the series aren't terrible enough, they have to be THAT long?!) I'm sorry, but what else can they shove in there?!
RULES:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag-backs.
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TEN things about me:
1. I love Monster.
2. My friends are AWESOME.
3. I'm afraid of nudity.
4. I think my rabbit is out to kill me.
5. I have no life.
6. I want to write now.
7. I want to meet my closest TheO/DA friends and PARTY.
8. I like watching Anime.
9. I've always wanted a hearse. (A black '72 Cadillac Fleetwood with red or purple interior to be specific.
10. I want to talk to someone now. D:
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NINE things you wish you could say to NINE different people right now (in no specific order):
9) Brittney: I miss you. D: GET YOUR INSANE GINGER ASS BACK TO PA ALREADY! We have chaos to shed upon this boring state!
8) Nevin: You are one of the most awesome people ever. I'd totally donate blood/organs if you needed it. AND WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GET YOU FOR CHRISTMAS?!
7) tiggerola: Thanks for helping me with my writing dilemmas. And for helping me escape the brink of insanity.
6) Mom: I'm an atheist. I'm NOT going to medical school. I can't stand you and your closedmindedness. LEAVE ME ALONE. Grow up. Just because some of my friends are gay/lesbian/bisexual does NOT make them terrible people. I DO NOT want to get married or have a kid. ...I'd better cut this off now.
5) KoolAid Guy: You're one of the most entertaining people I know. Blizzard and Akuei would SO tie for first place at a cat show. (Hey, leave me alone. I'm running out of things to say. xD)
4) DemonRoni: You're awesome and have sweet ass drawings. Riki does NOT want to sleep with Tora. xD
3) XSexAndCandyX: You're an awesome friend. I'd totally take a bullet, car, tractor trailer, rabid rabbit attack, etc for you. Also, thanks for everything (meaning talking with me when I needed it, tolerating the fact that I'm such a terrible person, the nice things you posted on your previous account, etc.) Oh, and share your explosives and spy equipment!
2) Hyper Vampp Boi: You guys are awesome. Period. And it's pretty sweet that you understand the boringness of the East Coast area.
1) Zakuro Rose: Thanks for EVERYTHING. (Meaning starting the YYH Brigade, talking with me when I need it, tolerating the fact that I'm a terrible person, etc.)
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EIGHT ways to win your heart:
8) Make me feel better when my family makes me feel like shit.
7) Don’t push it unless you’re that person that knows that they can.
6) Don't insult/bully/hurt/etc. my friends. That will earn you a slow, painful death.
5) Don't lie to me in an attempt to make me feel better.
4) Don't be a closed minded A-hole.
3) Don't make fun of me for anything I believe/do.
2) Don't piss me off.
1) Be my friend.
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SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot:
7) Death.
6) Being alone.
5) Animals.
4) My friends.
3) I don't understand...
2) I'm a terrible person.
1) I'm not good enough.
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FIVE people who mean a lot at the moment:
5) My friends. (Online and real life)
4) My pets.
3) Um...
2) Um...
1) I got nothing.
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FIVE songs that you listen to often lately:
5) Hell in a Handbasket - Voltaire
