lmao. haven't posted in a while... ^^'

alright. i'ma kick off this lack of posts with some pictures.

isn't he cute?! my fat friend. more piccys to come.

I'M BA-A-A-A-ACKKK... :D

Didja miss me? I know y'all did. Well, in the meantime, I've become infatuated with writing stories and a drawing style I'd be glad to stick to. And you know what that means! Waitt...

You don't?

That means I'm taking... DRAMATIC MUSIC. REQUESTS. :D So knock yourselves out. PM me or comment on this, and maybe we can do some art trades or I could take a request or something. LAWLZ. :D Peaceee.

My Profile. :D

So this is another profile-like-thingy. Although, this will explain what I'm like. ^^

Name: Dani - chan. ^^
Eyes: Green.
Hair: Short + dirty blonde. (Soon to be brown!)
Age: Thirteen. (Fourty seven more days till I'm fourteen.)
Likes: Tim Burton, Fat Friend, Johnny Depp, DeathNote, and I'm getting used to Naruto! ^^ :heart:
Dislikes: Annoying preppies (Imma band geek.), my iPod too quiet, and Sonic the Hedgehog, sorry to fans. Just don't like it... it's annoying.
My story: So, as of right now,

I'm depressed.

Fat Friend got suspended for three days. OUT OF SCHOOL. Retard got caught with some kid doing chew...

So the next two days will be gloomy and pointless. I'm watching Tough Love. That show is soooo funny. When my mom saw me watching it, she's like, Ew. You like that show? And I'm like, chhhyyyeeeaaaahhh. It's hillllaaaaaarrrriiiiooooouuuussss.. Wow, I am a nerd...

SOME TOPS!

Top Songs:

This is Halloween.
What's This.
Jack's Lament.
Jack's Obsession.
Gives You Hell.
Claire De Lune.
Bella's Lullaby.
Sanctuary.
Simple and Clean.
Dark Adventure.

Top Guys: (Sorry! I had tooo... not that I like these guys, they're just reallllyyy smexy.)

Ricky.
Mikey.
Zane.
Johnny Depp.
Orlando Bloom.
L Lawliet.
Cloud Strife.
Squall Leonhart.
ADAM LAMBERT...

Top Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Sweeney Todd.
Edward Scissorhands.
Crybaby.
Rent.
Twilight... kinda...
The Harry Potter movies.

Top Foods:

Nachos.
Pizza.
Tacos.
Chicken.
Hot dogs.
Spaghetti.
French Fries.

Well, I'm done.. for now, anyway. BYE! ^^

MANGA IDEA! xD

Hey-yo!!!!

Soz, as you've prolly seen, my comics are short, sweet, and simple.

NOT THIS TIME BITCH!

Whoa snap. I'm so in the hood today.

So anyway, I had this totally SICK idea about this girl, who's father is a magician (the cheapy kind- not the Harry Potter poofy poof Dumbly dooor magician) and she's playing with one of his card decks. She doesn't know that it's *gulp* enchanted... (UBER NERD!) and while she's shuffling, the Joker, not the Batman one, the deck of cards one, comes out of the deck. And, right behind him, are the suits: Clubs, Hearts, Spades, and Diamonds. Actually, being the lame-o I am, I gave them names: Charles, because I always thought Clubs was the smarticle one, Hannah, because I never thought Hearts would be a girly-girl, Samuel, because that sounds cool and it suited (ZOMG A PUN!) what I thought he looked like, and Diana. (Pronounced Dee-ah-na, not Die-an-a. I'm weird like that. I guess I should change it to Deanna. I'm typing this down as I think.

So ANYWHO! The Joker tells the girl (who doesn't seem to have a name yet) about the main point of this story: the war between the suits and the faces.

The Joker, who used to work for the faces (King, Queen, Jack... and I think I'll add Ace.) was spying on the suits (who seem to have it together) when he realised that his help was more need on the side of the suits. Charles (Clubs) doesn't really trust him at first (still doesn't) Deanna (the girly-girl- 'cause diamonds are kinda girly) loves him, but still has a crush on Samuel (the dreamer and Spades.). Hannah (who is a bit of a tomboy) trusts Joker completely. She calls it her... INTUITION.

I guess I'll name the girl Johanna.

OOH! I KNOW WHAT WILL MAKE THIS EASIER... PROFILES!

Name: Johanna.
Hair: Long black and auburn hair.
Eyes: Blue.
Age: Sixteen.
Story: She's the magician's daughter who finds his enchanted cards, and when she shuffles them, the Joker, Suits, and Faces come out. While she collects her thoughts, the Joker explains to her the war of the suits and faces. Great name, right?
It started when the suits wanted to be cards of their own, even though the Ace thought he was the card of suits. They thought otherwise. The King claimed that there should be absolutely no suits, just four of each card, no difference. Being a double-agent either way, the Joker decided his assistance was needed on the side of the Suits, they kept the deck together. Now, Johanna is rather... er... smitten with the Joker, but she absorbs the story and offers her help. She had been working as a blackjack dealer at the local casino and wows the Joker, who apparently "has all the cards", with her shuffling and dealing skills. NEXT!

Name: Joker. ("The" Joker to you.)
Hair: Blackish-green.
Eyes: Purple. (EEP!)
Age: Depends.
Story: He's been a double agent for a while, considering himself a combination of the two, a "wild card", shall we say. But when he went over to the Suits, Charles didn't exactly... trust him. Everyone else was perfectly fine with him and his decisions. Although when he introduced Johanna after her card tricks, no one really trusted him as much.

Name: Charles. (Clubs.)
Hair: Mousy brown.
Eyes: Sepia. (Also known as fancy word for brown.)
Age: What he lacks in age he makes up for in intelligence.
Story: He is such a nerd. Enough said.

Name: Deanna. (Diamonds.)
Hair: Blonde.
Eyes: Silver.
Age: As old as her spirit makes her.
Story: She's really bubbly, and is in LOVE with the dreamy, oblivious Spades. She's trusting and never stops moving.

Name: Samuel. (Spades.)
Hair: Silver. (Cool, right?)
Eyes: Black.
Age: Age is only an illusion...

Can't post more right now, I'll do it later... T_T

I Have Officially Become a Nerd. And A Dreamer. I HAVE WEIRD DREAMS! Dx

Weird dreams, much. I mean, COME ON! First I get over Zane. Oh, whoops, well, sorry if you passed out back there, but... yeah... :D

So... I have a tendency to type up my dreams if I remember them clearly enough. And as soon as I start liking someone new, it happens! :P This will be updated as often as possible, though, and with a new post on each page. So look for this on your subscription list. xD

I felt the sugar rush out of my body as I traipsed out of the crowded gym, dazed with fatigue. I sat down in front of the janitorial clost with my phone between my knees, planning to call Nina and tell her where I was. The sound of squeaking sneakers rang in my ears, over the screaming of the students and parents watching the game.
"Dani?" A curious voice asked, too deep to be Nina's, too high to be my father's. I looked up and saw Ricky standing in front of me, an amused grin on his face.
"Hello there." I smiled back up at him, feeling like a little kid.
"Watcha doin'?" He sat down next to me and crossed his arms over his knees.
"Trying to see if I can get my energy back." I leaned my head back against the wall and started giggling. I stretched out my long, orange clad legs and swung my pink Airwalk covered feet back and forth. He did the same with his Nike shoes dwarfing mine.
"Wow. You, out of energy for once? Shocker." he laughed, and picked up the Airhead wrapper next to me. "Need more?" I nodded and giggled again. "Well," he jumped up and extended a hand, "let's go get us some sugar!" I grabbed his hand and he pulled me up- hard. I slammed into his chest. Ricky laughed again. "Come on."
We walked to the snack stand, he was still holding my hand. He slammed down two dollars on the counter and asked, "Two Airhead... things." Miss Hanselmann shot a strange look at me and laughed.
"Another one for you, Miss Colona? And one for you, Mr. Johnson? Interesting..." She handed us the two neon green plastic containers and we went back into the gym. He looked reluctantly toward Phil, Lake, and Nicole, who were waving at him, but then shook his head.
"No way I'm going back to them." he murmured, and kept following me towards my bright-green friends. Nina and Leslie started waving me towards them as soon as they saw me.
"Dani, Dani, Dani!" Nina yelped, and I took a glance first at Ricky, then at the small space in between Nina and Leslie. He looked as if he were thinking for a second, then sat down and I sat on his lap. Kayte's eyes widen, and she started snickering. I was dusting the sugar off of my hands as I look at him with a rainbow candy hanging out of my mouth. He laughed and yanked it out, shoving it in his own. He seemed so... normal for once. Not the Mikey-worshipping football player that we all came to know, more like... the older brother type. Although he wasn't treating me like a little sister.
A few minutes later, we were still sitting on the bleachers, giggling and sharing food...