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● B R I T I S H ○●
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] Foggy weather is great.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win xFactor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football ... not soccer.
Total: 4

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned. (Ha! Are you kidding? I'm as pale as a sheet)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ]You have an Australian something.
Total: 3

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian. (I can say F*** you xD)
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 7

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.(LOVE!)
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.(Only from watching Dexter xD)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[/] You get into contests all the time. (no one will compete with me xD apparently I'm to much like Green lol)
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2.5

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always includes drinking and singing.
Total: 5

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○● SAY IT NOW,
[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.(Now)
[/] You like rap.(Very rarely)
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[...] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (you really don't want my opinion on him)
[x] You like fried chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[/] You can dance. (the hare hare yukai xD)
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 4

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[/] You play an instrument.(Used to)
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2.5

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[/] You speak some German.(I can say one thing only...I am a happy potato xD)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".
Total: 5.5

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.(Sometimes)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[x] Ever ate a burger
[ ] big ego
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

B E L G I A N ○●
[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks. (not that I care about sports =/)
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 5

○● D U T C H ○●
[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 6

○● A R A B ○●
[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents /especially Egyptian/
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[x] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 1

xD I'm german/english on my fathers side and irish/native american on my mothers side yet I'm stereotypicaly Italian lol.

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