I think I has Dualshock-lexia

Every time I try to type L1/L2/L3 or R1/R2/R3, I type the opposite of what I mean.
Like, I try to type L2 and it comes out R2.
Darn it, brain, send the proper message to my fingers! >.<
Yes, this is about that Xillia post hidden somewhere in my other world that you guys aren't gonna see until release day (and if you do find it, don't tell anyone...I'm working on it earlier than the Graces one so I won't be sorting out details last minute).