Me:While the world is going to hell with corrupt politics, economic depression and poorly educated youth, lets here what Pikachu has to say!
Pikachu: Pii Pikachu
Me:Exactly All you can say is your name or its syllables. Nothing more, nothing less. Your moeness gives off a creepy feeling of despair like no other. It makes one feel as if this world is coming to an end by cute yellow rodents that spark from their cheeks. Tell me Pikachu, how do you think this world will end?
Pikachu: PIIIKAAACHUUUU~! PIKA PIKA CHUUUUU!
Me: Well. I'm sorry I offended you. You wanna have your little boy accessory save you? Oh Ash! I'm gonna steal your pikachu! I'm gonna hand him over to Team Rocket in a rubber cage with no insulation for breathing because he intends to destroy the world with moe!
Pikachu: *shifty eyes*
Me: THEN HE'S GONNA PIMP ALL THE GIRLS YOU EVER CAME IN CONTACT WITH INCLUDING MISTY, MAY, DAWN, AND YOUR MOTHER!!!
Pikachu:*jumps onto me and scratches with all its fury then electricutes me with 50,000 volts to shut me up. Then after I stop moving, he drags me into a dark closet and locks the door*
Pikachu: Pikachu. Chu.
3 hours later.....
Me: I knew that rodent was bad news. He's got nothing but moe and electricity coarsing through his veins. *takes out pokeball and throws it against the wall unleashing Raichu.* Let's go Raichu. We have some unfinished business to take care of.
To be continued?