quiz-type thing

Whoever originated this quiz, I stole it from silvershriek. But credit where credit is due. Since no one on the internet knows me, except the previously mentioned dear friend silvershriek, I feel totally safe posting this. (I think.)

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette? Definitely. Inhaling smoke is not attractive to me.

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused? Taken for now and confused.

3: What if I told you that you were pretty? I'd roll my eyes at you.

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”? No. But I could say that to someone right about now and it would be totally true.

5: Are you interested in anyone right now? Do random Koreans I see on the sidewalk count? Do Korean drama actors count? If not, no.

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week? Watching a drama with friends! :D

7: Do you want to be single? Not forever, but at the moment, kind of...

8: Did you go out or stay in last night? Went out... was fooled into attending my surprise birthday party, actually.

9: How late did you stay up last night? At least 11:30, studying Chinese vocab.

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot? Oh dear, probably four years ago and it hasn't quite gone away.

11: Last three things you had to drink? Water, milk, orange juice.

12: Have you pretended to like someone? Yes, I suppose I have, for their sake, which may be counterproductive.

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it? Probably.

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months? I share a room with my sister, so yes.

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone? Of course.

16: Think back five months ago, were you single? Yes, very much so.

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon? Studying for a psychology test and helping a friend with homework.

18: Hold hands with anyone this week? Nope.

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? I hope to.

20: What would you name your future daughter? Something awesome, probably.

21: Do you miss anyone? Yes.

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night? My mom, my dad, and... no, probably not.

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed? I don't think I've ever had the kind of kiss you're talking about.

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings? It depends on how good the person is at reading me. I think my face is generally unexpressive unless I'm very happy.

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad? That's nearly the only reason I cry (if frustrated counts as a subset of mad).

26: Who did you last see in person? My grandmother.

27: Are you listening to music right now? No (for once).

28: What is something you currently want right now? Sleep (so why am I writing a post?)

29: What is the last thing you said out loud? "Good night."

30: How is your heart lately? I don't have one.

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie? If I'm cold or feeling ghetto, yeah.

32: Are you wearing socks? Yes. Good luck ever finding me without socks.

33: What do people call you? My name or Mona. Or cousin.

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? No.

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life? No, of course not. What's stress?

36: Who did you last share a bed with? My sister. I mentioned we share a room earlier, well, we share a bed too.

37: Did you do something bad today? Has there ever been a day where I didn't?

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you? Probably at church.

39: Do you get stressed out easily? Kind of?

40: Will you sing today? Not in the next hour and a half until it becomes tomorrow, no. Don't want to wake my grandma.

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t? Yes.

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? God, my church friend/mentor, my mother...

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? No, just in my family's minivan.

44: What are you listening to right now? The fan and the mice or cockroaches scurrying in the ceiling (disturbing, I know).

45: What is wrong with you right now? I'm procrastinating really really bad.

46: What is on your wrists right now? Skin.

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing? Hand-me-down from a cousin.

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? Hot chocolate! But apple cider is good too.

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11? No, I freak out about how I should be asleep by now.

50: Are you a good artist? No, but maybe someday I can work up to it.

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh? Yes.

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago? Not particularly.

53: Ever been on a golf cart? Yup.

54: Do you have trust issues? I dunno.

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who? No way. I hate talking on the phone. I'm so awkward.

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yes! Sushi socks, gloves, and maybe a few other things.

57: Do you use chapstick? Yup.

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face? Not since I was old enough to remember it, I don't think...

59: Do you have a little sister? Yes. I miss her.

60: Have you ever been to New York? Yup.

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? Yes. (It was my mother, in case you're wondering.)

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week? Oh yes.

63: What were you doing at midnight last night? I think I was asleep by then...

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? If I ever do kiss someone I'll let you know afterwards whether or not I regret it.

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Several, actually.

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person? Again, pretty sure we wouldn't be talking about the same kind of kisses. (When was I last kissed, anyway?)

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days? No, thank goodness. Unless I was deeply in love I don't think I'd appreciate any kind of kiss at this point.

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone? Either way is fine. I'm just afraid of disturbing the other person when I'm not alone.

69: Will next Friday be a good one? Oh yes. Friends and Korean drama, here I come.

Sheesh, what a lot of meaningless questions. Why did I do this, again?

Jellyfish

Once upon a time there was a giraffe PRINCESS who longed to see the ocean. However, her father said it was too dangerous and forbade her to go. As all fictional princesses worth their salt do, the giraffe princess rebelled against her father, deciding that she knew best, and sneaked out of the castle one night.

Disguising herself as a peasant giraffe, the princess made the journey to the sea. Upon seeing its sparkling waves in the light of the sun, the young giraffe could not contain her joy. She galloped into the surf and made a giraffe-like sound that conveyed her ecstasy. As she waded through the water, she reflected on her decision to disobey her father the king and decided she had made the right choice.

Just then she felt a tickle against her leg. She looked down at the water that lapped around her hooves and saw a creature she was unfamiliar with. She hadn't much time to ponder the creature before she felt a multitude of stinging sensations on the tender skin of her legs. It was a JELLYFISH, the very thing her father had been thinking of when he told her the ocean was dangerous. And he had been right, for the sting of this species was lethal, and the giraffe princess keeled over right there in the surf before she even had time to learn the lesson that we ought to obey our parents, at least if we're royalty.

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World of the internet, forgive me, I only wanted to win the Princess Jellyfish DVD set. OTL

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