Technically there is a very very slight cross-over in the introduction of an animal that primarily appears in the manga and anime King of Bandit Jing towards the end, but for one reason or another the Crossover Anime section is no longer existant as far as I can try to guess from the category list, so since it's mostly a Shaman King fic, I'm hoping the category I placed it in is appropriate.
Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King or King of Bandit Jing.
“Funga fu fu…”
“How long are you going to keep doing that?” Manta asked as he watched his friend lazily roll the orange back and forth on his desk, towards him and then away from him.
“Funga fu fu,” Yoh ignored him as he continued in his activities… or lack thereof? The lazy shaman was interrupted when a certain blonde-haired menace snatched the orange from his desk. “Hey, what was that for?” Yoh asked, looking up at the blonde, who now had her hand wrapped around the captive orange.
“Why is it that every time I give you an orange in your lunch, this happens?” Anna met her fiancé’s bewildered stare with her usual icy glare. “Honestly, you need to shape up.”
“But Anna-“
“No buts,” Anna interrupted as she began peeling the orange in preparation to eat it. “Or should I further increase your training…?”
“No, please, anything but that!” Yoh pleaded, crying little anime-style waterfalls as he watched Anna eat his precious orange.
“What was that? You want extra training?” At this, Yoh saw no other option but to shut up and pray she wouldn’t go through with the threat as she walked out of the classroom to her homeroom, still eating away at the boy’s precious orange…
“Talk about being whipped. You’re even worse than Lyserg. Jeanne has that boy almost literally under her thumb; kinda funny if you ask me.”
Tao Ren sat at his desk on the opposite end of the classroom, looking ever aloof as usual. He took a bite out of the peach he held in his right hand while his chin rested in his left. “This, you see, is why I don’t have a girlfriend.”
“Really now…?” another voice asked slyly from his desk just behind Ren’s.
“What would you know, Ainu-baka?” the Tao turned around to face the blue-haired perpetrator.
“Come on now, I saw you looking at that girl from class A-3 during the Sports Festival last year. Your daydreaming cost our class the relay race!”
“Shut your face!” Ren’s hair began to twitch upward slightly at this point as he continued glaring at Horohoro.
“Why should I? That blush on your face explains everything.”
“TOAST!”
Ren now decided to take out his anger on Chocolove and his poorly timed joke. Luckily, the teacher was out on lunch break at that time and wasn’t there to report the enraged Tao for violence against the high school’s sole American foreign exchange student… again.
“Speaking of love interests,” Manta finally spoke up, “Isn’t Valentine’s Day coming up soon?”
“YOU’RE KIDDING, RIGHT?! PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S JUST A JOKE!” Yoh panicked, now on the floor begging at Manta’s feet… Hey, when I said “on the floor,” I meant that quite literally.
“Nope, I’m not… why would I be?”
“IgottagogetsomethingforAnnabeforeshekillsmelikelastyearbye!” And with that, Yoh was out the door.
“I thought that here in Japan, the girl gives the guy something on V-Day...” Horo asked, not even bothering to check if Yoh actually heard what he said.
“Since when were Yoh and Anna anything like a normal couple, might I ask?”
“Hey, do you think she’ll like this?”
Yoh came back into the room carrying in his arms a small, pink, mascot-like creature with large brown eyes, black, pointed ears, and a thin, zig-zagged tail with a pink ball of fluff at the end. To top it all off, the creature had clawed… paws? Yes, we’ll call them paws.
“Yoh,” Ren asked, “What on earth… is that?” he pointed at the pink fuzz ball Yoh was holding.
“… I don’t really know. I just found it on the school grounds. It looked like it was lost, so…” Yoh placed the creature gently on his desk.
“You do realize,” Horo started, “That when Sensei sees that, you’ll have to take it back outside, right?”
“But,” Yoh whined. “It’s too cute! Sensei wouldn’t let this thing out in the cold, would she?”
“Yoh, what cold? The weather’s actually been warmer than usual for this time of year.”
“But still, that’s not the point!” Yoh insisted, waving his arms back and forth SD-style… and making the mistake of tipping over the pink creature.
KA-BOOM!
“What just happened?!” a random girl from another class ran into the room upon hearing the explosion from another room. The classroom, needless to say, was a mess. The pink creature was gone. Everyone in the room had soot on their faces, and it’s a surprise that not one of the shamans, or anyone else in the room, was severely injured by the explosion of the cute yet dangerous creature that is the Por Vora. “Oh, it’s class A-2. Of course. Hey, someone call in the nurse! There was an explosion again in classroom A-2!”
“So much for getting a chance to ask your dream girl out, Ren.”
“Kisama(1)! I do NOT like her!”
Translation note 1: "kisama," at least as I've heard it used, means "bastard."
Fiction: 03/19/08 | Posted By: cardcaptorryoko | | Shaman King | Tags: anna, asakura, chocolove, horohoro, king of bandit jing, manta, por vora, ren, shaman king, tao, yoh
