May 13, 2009 LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Some of the most quintessential frequently recited movie lines of all time were never even said. Here are ten of the most misquoted movie lines of all time (as compiled by Guardian.co.uk).
10. "Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"
The Graduate (1967) - The quote in the actual movie was not a question at all. Instead, Benjamin simply stated, "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me."
9. "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto"
The Wizard of Oz (1939) - The real movie line is slightly different, and less certain. When Dorothy arrived in Oz she said, "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."
8. "If you build it, they will come"
Field of Dreams (1989) - There's a slight variance from the popular line that is constantly quoted. Instead, the real quote is, "If you build it, he will come."
7. "Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn"
Gone With the Wind (1939) - Rhett Butler is often misquoted in one of the most popular movie lines of all time. He never says "Scarlett" in the famous line and instead stated, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
6. "Beam me up, Scotty"
Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) - The most well known "Star Trek" line, "Beam me up, Scotty" was never actually said in any of the Star Trek films. Instead Kirk said, "Scotty, beam us up."
5. "Hello, Clarice"
The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - The creepy line uttered by Dr. Hannibal Lecter was quite different than it is remembered. He, in fact, said, "Good evening, Clarice."
4. "Play it again, Sam."
Casablanca (1942) - Turns out that Humphrey Bogart never said these famous four words. Instead, the closest he came was, "You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it, I can. Play it!"
3. "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
Dirty Harry (1971) - The actual line in this movie is far less catchy: "You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
2. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves (1937) - Every day the queen consulted her mirror on the wall, however, instead of the famous quote we remember, she called, "Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"
1. "Luke, I am your father"
The Empire Strikes Back (1980) - This commonly quoted line, which Darth Vader was known to utter to young Luke Skywalker, was never said at all. The real movie line was "No, I am your father."
I wonder what Trunks got me. he is always good about doing something. He is a very sweet and thoughtful young man.
Today I was sitting around the dining room table admiring my new shoes when the house shook. Low and behold, once again, Vegeta had blown up the GR. Ugh, when will that Saiyan stop pushing the limits that I give him? I tell him he can only go up to 250 times gravity, and what does he do? Pump it up to 255. MEN! Ggrrr! 
I have yet to see the movie. I am going to, I just still need to get myself prepared. Every time someone speaks about it, the reviews are bad. It worries me to see my life so destroyed on screen. I think this is all Mr Satan's fault. He is the only man in power around here whom someone would clear the stories with. That has to be what happened. I mean, what else could explain it? I guess this is sort of like that reenactment he did that time with those puppets where he saved the day against Cell. Ugh, his delusions get on my nerves.
Before I go, I am headed to the mall. Want to make sure my mascara is waterproof.. just incase.
All this hype about that movie loosely based on my life has got me to thinking about a lot lately. I think about how I viewed the world with such different eyes. I looked to Yamcha and saw a future. I think I also knew in the back of my mind that there would never be a future.
So how is it that we fool ourselves? Do men do that too, or is it women, or was it just me? How do we believe, and actually feel, true hope for someone that we also know will not be in the future we envision. Do we do this to temporarily appease our lonliness or do we believe if we just hold on something might change? I don't know.
Oh I loved him when I was with him - I never used him. We even talked about marriage and I would have married him had he lived up to standards I asked. But he failed - and I knew somehow.. I just knew he would.
I loved him.
I also knew it was a deadend.
So the question remains.. why do we stay in something we know has no future? How can our hearts allow us to love so much when our heads know it is futile?
Kami help me.. I will never understand.
But I was happy. In the end - isn't that the bottom line?
