Hello! This is where you can find just about any Yaoi there is ;] Now, I use the term 'Yaoi' because it's universal, and not everybody uses the term 'Shounen-Ai' and/or 'Boy Love'. No hard core stuff is going to be posted here, but let it be known that this is the world for all of your boyxboy needs. Fluff included :D
- Created By IncogDLNito
Meow
No idea what I was thinking when I made this...but I wanted to make something cute and kittens were on my brain. So this came to be X3 estimated a half hour to make it, and I can't believe this is already done when I have sooo many other oneshots and multichaps to attend to (on other sites, mind you)... well, oh well. I hope you enjoy! Because I had loads of fun writing it X3333
Warnings: Shounen-ai of the SasuNaru/NaruSasu genre. Don't really know if it's either, but that's 'kay, 'cuz what do you care? It's boy love!
Disclaimer: Sasuke's still a retard...obviously I don't own it, you 'tard! If someone DOES claim it and they are not a cute, Japanese artistic genius, then tell me so I can beat the crap out of them. Thank you, that is all.
(Listen to the song: I'm in Heaven(when you kiss me) by: ATC for a better mood when you read this! It helps :D)
Please enjoy the fluff!
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Meow
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Naruto yawned, his small pointed teeth revealing themselves as well as a small, pink tongue. The yellow kitten’s eyes blinked lazily as he looked around the room of his owner’s house. Not wanting to get up just yet, he laid his head back down on a cushiony pillow and dozed off once again, completely sure that his reliant owner would call him for food soon. If she didn’t...well, then she could go and off herself. He wasn’t in the mood to hear her right now if food wasn’t involved.
“Naruto!” A female voice called from the kitchen. “Get your furry cat-ass out here!”
His ear twitched, but nothing else moved or showed any kind of life.
There was some stomping from the other room and then the sound of a frying pan being hit with tremendous power.
Naruto just about jumped out of his fur at hearing that, clawing at the bed that he was resting on in fear. His eyes were wide with fright as he looked around, ready to pounce on anything that moved within his immediate sight.
Before he could go through with that instinct he was grabbed by the scruff of his neck, and carried into the living room by what he could only assume, was his human. He hissed and complained as she set him down on the couch, only to leave him a few moments later after waving a finger in his face and screaming some obscenities at him. Really, what was her problem? He didn’t do anything wrong! All he did was sleep in a little, and--
He winced when the chime of the clock beamed twelve. Now, being a cat, he did not know the significance of the meaning of putting numbers with the day but he did know that if that many chimes went off at once, it was either really late, or really early. Judging by the way the sun was glinting in his blue eyes, he went for the latter. But oh well, Tsunade would get over it.
The kitten stretched, arching his back elegantly and flexing his claws in front of him, working out the kinks that had formed after his long, leisurely rest. He sat back on his haunches and began licking his paw, tail twitching next to him in contentment.
Tsunade came in a moment later with a dish containing his breakfast. He meowed lovingly at her and nudged his head against her hand when she petted him, sniffing the air when the smell of fish met his senses.
He jumped to the floor and dug into the food that had been placed there for him, purring loudly. “There brat, now get cleaned up and don’t make any noise while our guests are here, got it?” she smiled down at her kitten. “You should be happy...there’s a surprise for you when they get here.”
Naruto continued eating and paid no heed to his human as she went to go answer the doorbell that rung .02 seconds after her sentence was finished. He also ignored the familiar voice of his owner greeting whoever it was at the door in favor of licking his silver bowl clean of any residue that may have lingered.
But after he was done with that, what did catch his attention made a shiver course through his body. A raspy, cold and slick voice made its way to Naruto’s fuzzy ears in response to his owner’s greeting. It could only mean one thing...
...Orochimaru.
Naruto’s small heart started pounding where those thoughts started drifting, but as soon as he was about to bolt off and run to the nearest thing to hide under--a thought hit him that made him run in the other direction; towards the voices. Sure Orochimaru was creepy and made his fur stand on end, but that freaky human also meant another thing...something that he was more than glad to face death to see and tackle to death, just to see how the object of his joy would react.
Sasuke!
His mind joyfully screeched the name as he bounded happily to the front door. Thoughts of play fighting and lazily longing about with his prickly friend filled his mind as he purred with the thoughts. Before he could go through with those plans though, again, he was picked up by the scruff of his neck and hauled off the ground to come face to face with his owner.
He growled halfheartedly and whapped at her nose, claws retracted, and meowed at her in annoyance.
“Naruto,” she laughed at him. “Calm down, you’re being rude to Orochi-kun.”
Said man glared at the woman for using the tone of endearment with her cat. “Now, Tsunade, I hardly think it’s wise, or sane to think that any of those words registered in your beast’s small mind.” he practically hissed the words at the two.
Naruto huffed through his nose and glared at the man in the doorway. Insult his owner, sure; but don’t mess with him! As he was about to take a swat at the brunette, claws out and ready to sink into disgustingly pale flesh, a noise stopped him.
“Meow?”
The yellow cat looked down at the slimy man’s arms. Perched like some form of royalty, sat a pompous kitten about his size, looking as if he had just gotten out of some fancy, high class, grooming parlor. Naruto couldn’t help that his whiskers quivered in excitement as he looked down at the cat.
Squirming out of his owners firm hold, he jumped down and pounced on the black cat with a loud meow, taking them both tumbling down to the plushy carpet in a heap of black and yellow-orange fur.
“Tsunade!” he heard Orochimaru hiss. “Control your animal! He‘s going to hurt Sasuke!”
His owner laughed. “They’re just playing, you old fool.”
Naruto didn’t care about the rest of the conversation as he happily chewed away at Sasuke’s silky ear, purring in delight when the hissy cat started to bat at his head to get him to stop. It was always much more fun when Sasuke was willing to participate in the play. He rolled them over so that he was hovering over Sasuke, still chewing on the pleasant texture of Sasuke’s fur while pinning the other cat down.
The black cat mewled in displeasure and rolled them over again, so that he was the one over the blonde kitten. Naruto’s tail began to pound on the ground unhappily as he was refused his perch sitting on the raven haired feline. Furry, white paws began to kneed at the black cat’s chest, willing him to get off.
Sasuke gave in and released his hold on Naruto, letting the kitten once again flip them over so he was on top, nuzzling contentedly under Sasuke’s chin. The black cat sighed through his nose and looked in another direction as his feelings towards the fluffy kitten started to take over. Stubborn as he was, he just couldn’t say no to Naruto.
Naruto purred happily at him.
Out of the corner of his eye, Naruto’s vision picked up something twitching, making him drawn to the object. He turned his head and homed in on the twitching end of Sasuke’s sleek tail. Before either of them could register it Naruto had pounced on it and started bouncing around like some fish out of water, batting away playfully at the tail.
Sasuke turned on his side and let his friend have his fun, mourning silently for the fur being ripped out by the bright one’s teeth. But he wouldn’t complain; after all, they hadn’t seen each other for at least a month. And when Sasuke peered closer he realized that Naruto had grown and was catching up to his size. It didn’t intimidate him though. He knew he was always going to be bigger because of his breed, though the rapid growth of the other did have him somewhat nervous. Maybe the next time they scuffled he wouldn’t be the one to come out on top, as he always used to.
He watched and listened in silence as Naruto purred and mewed in his fun. Sasuke himself would ever sink so low as to do something as childish as that, but who was to say he couldn’t enjoy watching it? Naruto was rather entertaining; especially when he tripped himself. That was downright hilarious in Sasuke’s standards.
Naruto, upon hearing the quiet sounds of amusement from Sasuke at his expense, tackled the other once again. This time they ended up in a full out scuffle, tangling in each other’s limbs as they pawed and whapped at each other; clawed and bit at their fur to win.
Somehow, the two kittens ended up in Tsunade’s room and dangerously close to Naruto’s basket. He never really used his basket, since he had Tsunade’s bed, so it was clean and miraculously free of fur and rips in the cloth. When they smashed into it and halted their endless tumbling, one of them got startled and bit down--hard, making the other hiss and call out in pain.
They toppled away from each other and sat, huffing violently in attempts to regain their lost breath. Naruto was the first to notice which of them was bitten, quickly coming over to Sasuke to apologize by rasping his tongue over the black kitten’s abuse ear.
Sasuke blinked away the stubborn tears that had gathered in his black eyes. A purr let itself out of his throat as Naruto started to clean the rest of his body, sending a pleasant hum through his body that made his fur stick up and his claws flex. Naruto seemed to know how it was making him and made his licks roughen, licking in the opposite way his fur went.
When the numb and euphoric feeling spread throughout his entire being he halted Naruto from continuing his actions and the kitten tilted his head at him in question. He merely ignored it and picked up the other by the scruff of his neck, walking awkwardly until they were at the edge of Naruto’s basket again. He jumped in one leap up onto the plushy pillow and settled Naruto at his side.
Naruto growled at Sasuke for doing that, and then promptly kicked the other in the side. Sasuke went flying off the edge of the basket, and then a heavy ‘thud’ resounded when he hit the carpeted floor. It seemed there would never be any calm with these two kittens.
About a half hour later, the impossible happened; Naruto and Sasuke had finally calmed down enough to share a placid moment. The kittens were currently snuggled up with each other, huffing and puffing after their rough play. After a moment Naruto went back to grooming his companion with long and leisurely strokes of his raspy tongue. Sasuke just purred next to him, comfortable for the moment.
They sat there for some time like that, just happy to have company again of their own kind after so long. Neither would admit it, but they looked forward to and fully enjoyed every moment they spent together like this. The play was nice, but the cuddling was even better. Of course, being males, they didn’t want to admit to having such female feelings for each other. If asked, they would ignore, or even attack whoever tried to accuse them of such things.
Sasuke leaned more heavily against Naruto’s side and let out a long sigh. Naruto did the same, falling into a light sleep with Sasuke at his side to comfort him.
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Tsunade blinked at the two cats snuggled up to each other in Naruto’s rarely-used basket. She smiled, but soon it turned into a frown as she realized what she had come in here to do. The busty blonde tiptoed to the side of the cats and leaned down to pet her beloved kitten, stroking down his tussled fur. She sighed.
She hatred to be the one to do this and wanted to stop it; but who was she to tell Orochimaru where he could go? He would just laugh at her for wanting him to stay for the sake of her cat’s happiness, but it meant the world to her that her kitten was happy. If Orochimaruto left it would mean that these two would probably never see each other again.
The woman got up and stalked to her living room, where Orochimaru was sitting calmly on the couch while he sipped at some tea. She squared her shoulders and came up in front of him, blocking his view of the television.
“Yes, Tsunade?” He asked with an arched brow.
“We need to talk.”
He narrowed his eyes, but said nothing to stop her.
“How much do you want for him?”
He didn’t need any emphasis on who she was talking about. “I don’t intend to sell Sasuke anytime soon.”
She sulked a little. “You have Itachi, why do you need Sasuke too? He’s just a kitten for Kami’s sake!” Tsunade wasn’t going to give up just like that. She ran a hand through her hair and took a deep breath. “Look, he obviously isn’t ready for shows yet; he’s too young. Let him stay here for a year until he’s ready, and then I won’t bother you again, okay? But if you don’t agree, you can bet you’re going to get a lot of angry phone calls when you’re on the road.” She smirked down at her friend.
Orochimaru hesitated, fully aware when the woman was capable of if she didn’t get her way. With tense shoulders, he stood, and then walked to the arch of her kitchen.
Tsunade waited.
He looked at her from the corner of his eye...and then sighed. “Fine Tsunade, but only for a year. When that time’s over, I’ll be back.”
The woman danced inside for glee, while her outside self...well, danced around in glee.
Orochimaru already regretted his decision. “I hate you.”
And the two tiny kittens slept away, oblivious to what had just transpired.
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Yay, happy ending! X3 And since Orochimaru is a complete a$$ in the manga... I decided to make him into an easily manipulated softy in this here oneshot...!
Hope you liked it, and if you did; comment! :3
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Hanami smiled joyously as she carried a tray of food to the guests in the main living room. The sounds of Christmas songs and people laughing together filled her ears, making her first official Christmas with a roomful of people the best she’d ever had. The fire was crackling, the tree was lit up with what looked like hundreds of décor and lights, and the smell of home backed food rushed into her nostrils.
It was a lively Christmas Eve in the large mansion of one of the most prestigious families in town.
Decorations hung up on the high balconies, the master staircase was practically framed and painted with tinsel; the entire room looked like something from a child’s book. It was the perfect setting for the Holiday party of the year. The presence of traditional, real eggnog was not forgotten either. Some of the more influenced guests had to be closely watched.
As soon as she reached the table she finished setting up the last of he appetizers that her mom and given to her to fix up. The seven year old was very careful with her one and only duty; plucking, setting, and making sure everything was just perfect for her mommy. She wanted to have more adult duties following this, after all. The young girl wanted to be a nurse like her mom, that was what she wished Santa for that year. She only hoped that her wish would come true.
Twirling around, her light blue, glittered ridden dress fanning out in the motion, she went off into the large crowd to help whoever needed it. Many people stopped to ask her questions, many of them inquiring her of how well her father was doing, how good he was treating her and her mother, along with many other personal questions that, if she were any older, she would have known better than to say nothing but the truth.
But luckily, young, naïve Hanami knew nothing of the real truth. As far as she knew, her loving mother and caring father were very much in love. They loved each other more than anything in the world that anyone would ever hope to. They were each other’s everything, they kept each other up and running, and when they needed it most, they would go off together for outings to make sure that nothing ill mannered befell them.
And that’s what she said, give or take a word or two.
When appetizers were done, and the guests had long arrived and settled down to the toasty and inviting atmosphere, the real event began in the eyes of a young girl. An even that would make any other kid jealous that she had had all the luck that year, and was given the best gift that any child could ask for.
Santa was there.
Santa was really there.
“Santa!” she called as she ran to the door, her arms outstretched in preparation of a hug.
“Well, if it isn’t little Hanami!” Santa called back while placing his gloved hand on the girl’s back as she clung to his leg. Smiling cheerily under his beard, Santa greeted the rest of the people in the room. Some raised their glasses, while others just smiled warmly at the heartwarming scene.
Hanami raised her green eyes to the scruffy looking Santa. “Santa! Did you bring me anything?” she said while bouncing with joy. She didn’t let go of his leg. Her long, flowing curls swayed with her movements.
“You bet I did!”
Santa dismounted the bag from off his shoulders and let it drop to the ground with a dull ‘thump’. The girl’s eyes lit up with amazement. “Those are all mine?” She seemed stunned. Turning her eyes back up, she grinned. “Oh, thank you, Santa!”
Santa laughed. “Hoho!”
The crowd parted, revealing the man of the hour and his glistening wife . “You’re missing a ho, moron.”
The crowd laughed, and Santa flushed angrily. Luckily, little Hanami was there to defend Santa before he could defend himself, which wouldn’t have boded too well, considering his relationship with the renowned host. “Don’t make fun of Santa, daddy!” She pouted, and the next sentence was mumbled into a red pant leg. “He’ll take all my presents away…”
“Hanami!” The mother of the girl let go of her husband’s arm to scoop up her little girl. “You should know better! Christmas is not all about the presents.”
“Then why does Mommy complain when she doesn’t get any?” she said innocently, making the crowd laugh at her childish cuteness.
The mother cooed, patting her daughters head and laughing. “I guess you’re right. But remember,” she held up a finger. “Family first; presents second.”
Hanami pouted. “Aw…”
While mother and daughter were having a moment of movie-quality exchange of word, the host was calmly walked over to Santa, and was smirking for all he was worth.
“So, Santa, is there anything in there for me?” he said it under his breath, despite no one was paying them any attention.
Santa smirked right back. “You bet your sweet ass there is, Uchiha.”
“Sasuke!” his wife called form the middle of the room. One of the man’s associates was leering at his wife., pushing her glasses up the bridge of his nose as he observed her slimming features. Hanami was glaring at the man, trying her best to keep a scowl off her face.
Sasuke turned around just as a hand reached out for him. “Wait! Here, give this to Hanami.” A blue hat was thrown to him. He inspected it, and then looked up at the other man.
“You made this?” he inquired with a searching look. He earned himself another smirk.
“Yep. I thought it would go with her outfit.” he pointed, motioning to the little girl and her blue dress. The white frills at the bottom fringes were the same as the cap.
Sasuke clutched the hat, eyes slightly downcast, looking away. “Thanks, Naruto. You know, for coming.”
The man in red bunched his eyebrows together. “I did it for the kid. She deserves at least this much.”
“Yeah…”
“Sasuke!” his wife called again.
“You better go,” he smiled again through the sentence, picking up his sack and readjusting his fake beard and gloves. “Don’t keep Sakura waiting.”
Sasuke left without another word and went over to Sakura, where Sai was giving her a look that would make any other man snap in protective fervor. Sasuke did not, only nodded his head and handing his daughter the hat with a smile. She jumped with joy and, when he said who it was from, went to go find Santa again. Sasuke would spend the rest of the night conversing with guests, entertaining them to the best of his ability.
“Oh, Sa--nta!” Hanami called, cupping her hands around her mouth to increase the volume of it. She went around the stairs to a more secluded area of the house where the noise was filtered by the walls. She found Santa next to the large tree, placing presents carefully under the branches. She snickered and crept up slowly. Pausing before she pounced, she cried out in triumph, “Gotcha!”
“Omph!” Santa puffed out a breath as he was tackled by a seven year old. Good thing he realized who it was before he started cursing. “Hello again, Hanami!”
“Hi, Santa!” She smiled, holding onto her new hat the was perched proudly on her pretty head of curls. “Thanks for the hat!”
Santa grinned and sat down, placing the girl in his lap. She started to list all the many things that she hoped she was getting, and then what she wanted for her mother and father. Just as she got to the end of her long list, Santa began to get worried.
“And I hope they stay together forever and ever! And that they know that I want a puppy next year… I don’t think they remembered that I wanted one this year.” she huffed and crossed her arms. “I said I wanted a Husky, but they got me a yucky worm! It doesn’t even do anything but eat and sleep.”
Santa tried to smile, but he worried over her and her last wish. He almost looked like he wanted to cry.
Hanami noticed. “Santa! Did I do something wrong? I’m sorry! I can live without a puppy, honest!” Her eyes were honest and sad for what she believed she had done; Santa was crying because of her. She clutched on tightly to his red jacket and pleaded to him.
Santa looked shocked for a moment before snapping out of his stupor and laughing it off, sufficiently ending Hanami’s cries. The little girl blinked and started to laugh with him, and they then began to place the presents under the tree together out of Santa’s sack. Seeing the presents, Hanami couldn’t wait any longer and decided to open one of them without her parents knowledge. Santa wouldn’t tell, of course, since he’d be in just as much trouble as the girl.
After they were done all the guests were called to dinner. Santa announced that it was his time to go in the dining room.
“But Santa!” Hanami protested. “You can’t go! You just got here.”
Sakura smiled at her daughter. “It’s late, honey, and I’m sure Santa has a lot of other houses to go to.”
The girl pouted, but said nothing past that.
Santa left, and the night went on as usual with the dinner guests in the Uchiha household. Eventually, everyone left and Hanami was sent to bed. Her parents let her stay up later than usual, so when it was time for her to head to her room she did not protest and did what her parents told her to do. Her mother and father followed her approach to getting some shuteye after a long night soon after.
And everything was quiet.
“…water.” Hanami squirmed in bed as her dry mouth itched for something to quench her thirst. Letting her pajama lined feet touch the cold hardwood floor, she threw the covers off and padded to her door. Swinging it open to make sure it did not make a sound as it opened, she quietly ad her way down the dark hallways, the walls and moonlight her only guidance through the house.
She didn’t even notice that her parents door, which was always shut in the winter, was wide open, and her mother was alone in bed.
Hanami squinted in the dark, her eyes tired after waking so late in the night, and after such a long day. Her movements were slow, and her thinking even slower. As soon as she reached the cupboards, using a chair to reach her desired Barbie cup, she turned on the water and made sure it was at the right temperature before filer her small cup to the brim. She drank in complete silence, eyes closed and weary.
“….ke.”
The girl started as a sound, not from her, came from the quiet house. She blinked and made sure it really wasn’t her before becoming curious, and a bit scared. Being a child and the daughter of the fearless Uchiha, you can guess which emotion took over.
She dumped the rest of her water into the sink and placed her cup on the table before rounding the corner to the living room. How she had missed anything in there when she passed it was a mystery.
Hanami peeked around the corner, making sure that nothing would be able to see her small body in the dark. She made sure she was very quiet and strained her ears to hear what she couldn’t see. Unfortunately, the dull winter moon light flooding in from the large window didn’t reach far enough into the dark corners of the equally large room.
“…have fun?”
“No.”
A laugh. And then, “Sakura looked like she enjoyed herself.”
This time a snort. “Sakura enjoys everything that involves Sai. But…”
“But what…?”
“I can’t say I blame her. After all, I’m the same way about you.”
No talking this time; just some wet noises, heavy breathing, and grunts that a young girl like Hanami could never understand until she was older. Some more words were exchanged but, again, a girl that age wouldn’t understand them to analyze them correctly. She stayed quiet and confused on her place by the wall.
But, just then, for the smallest of moments, she seen something that forever changed her perspective of the jolly man she had seen just a few hours ago. Something that made her stunned for quite a time as the image stuck in her head, made her blink several times, made her giggle into her hand when she was done being confused and glued to her place, the same gaping fish expression planted on her features.
Daddy was kissing Santa Claus--
And Santa Claus was kissing him back.
She giggled just a bit more before she went upstairs and buried herself under her covers, thinking that she was just like Sherlock Homes and discovered something that would rock the world off its axis.
A child’s mind like hers just wouldn’t understand something that fragile.
Not even when she told her mom the next morning, and her mother just smiled as she said:
“Santa loves to share his love, that’s all, sweetheart.”
“Like you love to share your love with uncle Sai?” she asked next.
“Exactly.”
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Thanks for reading!
Now, where to start?!
Ok, now that this world has been created, what shall I do with it? If you want to tell me something that should be added, don't be shy! Tell! I'm still new to this and want to make this world as memorable as possible :]
