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so i started a second round of my free art challenge and everyone should enter it and make me do work forever. okay go.

but i'll be away for the next three days, so i won't get anything finished but i'd love to be floored by having a butt-load of submissions for when i get back on friday afternoon.

make it happen, kids!!

trust me when i say i'm listening to the better version, but ehhhh.

why adam is a nice person; an essay

because he cares when someone posts something that could be construed as scary and a not good situation even tho the person who posted it was stupid and forgot to write her fucking disclaimer saying that nothing should be construed as scary or a not good situation since it's all fiction SORRY ADAM I REALLY AM.

the end.



i have to finish one more piece to finish out that silly little art challenge thing i did a week or so back. (ps i'm sorry to the person whose art i haven't finished, you just caught me at a really weird time in my life, i'll get it done asap)

as soon as it's done, though, i think i'll do another round of the same challenge, since that was actually pretty fun. i promise i'll think of better prizes next time tho.


and this is why i love the wikipedia

i got from andre the giant to hieronymus bosch in three clicks.


(also, if you don't know who either of those people are, DROP SOME KNOWLEDGE ON YOURSELF.)

you know what i like, you guys?

watching women flounce around in fancy undies and costumes. me gusta the victoria's secret fashion show. meeee freeeeakinnn guuustaaa.

and don't get me wrong, i love penis and all, but women's forms are just so appealing, you know? there's a certain grace and beauty to a woman's curves that men's linear bodies don't have. not that a male form is unattractive, they're just attractive in a very different way.

but yeah.




this is what i'm listening to:

actually i was listening to ni**as in paris but that's just straight up not appropriate, ya knooowww?

also i have a funny story about umc remind me to tell it to you guys sometime.

trust, you better respect

the fact that i just baked a motherfucking pie from scratch. if you don't know what that means, set yourself down, i'm about to drop knowledge on you.

well really i just made my own crust, which is arguably the most difficult part of pie-making, due to how quickly you're supposed to mix the stuff and how thin you have to roll it out.

and i can't say that it's really a success either, since it's still baking and i'm not sure if it'll turn out taste-wise. here's to hoping!

oh, also i'm working on art for the contest. thanks to erryone who's entered so far. i appreciate it. you're awesome. your characters are awesome. i love you. okay.

here's what i'm listening to!