Twilight took over the world!

This is just a little life feature of mine.

Twilight when we think of it we don't think of the time when the sun sets do we?we think of Edward Cullen,Sparkling vampires,Forks Washington and a space heater named Jacob Black.Thats because Twilight has taken the hearts of teenage girls and older women.Yesterday I walked into FYE For your entertainment and I was greeted by Twilight stuff.What a scary sight to see Edward Cullen's face looking at you as you step into a store.I just had to shiver this was a shiver of disguist not delight.I used to be a Twilight fan before the awful movie in fact that movie should be under the horror catergory.I am truely sorry twilight fans but twilight is getting too popular for my taste.I was a twilight fanatic before it became popular and now that it is I stopped.My friends are obsessed with the sparkling mess of a vampire and the space heater honestly the space heater wouldn't bother me but the sparkling mess of a vampire does bother me greatly!Now all I fudging hear is Edward this Edward that!GOSH!Can't you fudging Edward Cullen fangirls go away from me?I'm all for Space heater not Sparkling mess of a vampire.Do you want a real vampire?Go Read Vladimir Tod!I've read Vladimir Tod and I'd rather have Vlad as a Vampire lover than that awful sparkling mess of a vampire.Edward Cullen brings shame to the vampire race which is bad.I hate The Jonas Brothers and Edward Cullen if you do and you subbed me please do not talk about them!I do not want to hear about Nick Jonas,Joe Jonas or Kevin Jonas or Edward Fudging Cullen!!!I think I've made my point I used to be that sparkling messes fangirl but that was before I got attacked by EDWARD CULLEN all around Now I'm on Space heaters side.IF YOU DARE MAKE A VAMPIRE CHARATER heres some tips:
NO SPARKLING IN SUN!
NO VAMPIRES FALLING IN LOVE WITH A HUMAN (Big No No Unless this is a sappy love story)
NO CULLENS (Absolutely no Cullen genes we don't need another Edward Spawn)
NO GOOD VAMPIRES (Really Good Vampires wheres the drama in your story?)
NO LAST NAME OF BLOODSUCKER (How rude to vampires)

those are the no spot heres the yes spot:
BAD VAMPS!(YES!)
DARK DWELLING VAMPIRE (YES)
VAMPIRES FALLING IN LOVE WITH VAMPIRES!(Or not Vlad is half vampire which he falls for a human girl Either way but keep the Human a dark one)
YES WITH NO CULLENS BE CREATIVE WITH NAME (Example:Aaronzander Vladimire Bloods or anything else)
NO DRINKING FROM ANIMALS (Unless your vampire happens to be chasing their love haha)
NO GOOD VAMPIRES (OH YES!)
NO LAST NAME OF BLOODSUCKER!

I used Aaronzander Vladimire Bloods my vampire charater as a example Aaronzander is a unique old fashion vampire not like Sparkles Mcsparkly aka Edward Cullen.Aaronzander doesn't go out in the sun without a running and dashing around in the shadows.Aaronzander doesn't sparkle unless you throw Glitter on him which he'll suck your blood for it because he has a temper.

Thank you.

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