I know a guy named Renji
He thinks he's a ninji
He better give up hope
'Cuz he's really just a dope
Ichigo is called strawberry
Not Fred or Bill,or George or Larry
Why is he called this you may ask
And why does he wear such a funny looking mask?
There was a girl named Rukia
Who suffered from explosive diarrhea
And off to the toilet she did trot
She is there be glad you're notPoor Ruru
Orihime is the girl
Who one time tried to twirl
And as she spun
The people did run
And they did shout
Because her boobs will knock them outOuch.
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Lol me and my mom came up with these!
No offense Hime,Ruru,Itchy,Renji. I was just hang some fun.
"You want to go to a dance?" "Yes! I want to go to the dance!" Rukia held up the flyer for a school dance at the high school. Ichigo stared at her. "Since when do you dance?" Rukia glared at him. "I've never been to one before! I want to see what it's like!" She shoved the flyer closer to his face. Ichigo rolled his eyes. "Dances aren't as great as you think. It's pretty much just a bunch of kids dancing around. I can't imagine YOU dancing without looking ridiculous, midget." He looked away from her, earning himself a hit on the head.
"I said: I WANT TO GO!!" She nearly screamed in his ear. Ichigo fell back onto his bed and rubbed his head. "You're giving me a headache, Shorty. If you want to go, then go. I'm not going to stop you." He stared at the ceiling, hoping Rukia will drop the subject and go back to doodling. Luck wasn't with him. "Ichigo, I want you to come with me. It'll be fun!" She added the last part when he raised an eyebrow and frowned. Rukia sighed and acted like she’s given up. "Oh all right. I'll go without you. I'll just have to ask Renji if he will go with me."
She walked slowly to the closet, glancing slightly at the orange haired teenager. Ichigo's hands turned into fists. 'No way is RENJI taking her!' He sat up and half glared at the black haired girl, who grinned at him. "Okay, fine! I'll go with you." He sighed, defeated. Rukia‘s grin widened. "Thank you. Now, do I have to dress up or just go casual?"
The next day, Ichigo and Rukia arrived at the school. Rukia wore a pink dress with spaghetti straps Uryu created for her. She fumbled with the big pink bow tied around her waist, while Ichigo tried to loosen his tie. (Rukia forced him to wear a tuxedo) "All right, we're here. What do we do now?" Rukia marveled at the balloons hanging beside the gym doors and the multi-colored lights flashing around. Ichigo looked uneasy. "I guess we start dancing." He started leading her towards the center of the gym. He spotted Uryu and Orihime, and she waved at them. Rukia waved a little back. "Hey, what are they doing?" She glanced over at them, confused. Uryu's arms were around Orihime’s waist, and she wrapped her arms around his neck. They were slowly moving side to side in rhythm to the music.
"That? Rukia , that's slow dancing. Haven't you heard of it?" She shook her head. Ichigo shrugged and stood awkwardly away from her. Rukia looked around the other couples slow dancing, and she thought it looked fun. She grabbed Ichigo's wrists and put them on her waist. He blushed when the surprise wore off. "What are you doing?" "What does it look like? I want to slow dance." She threw her arms around his neck and began moving side to side like everyone else was doing. Ichigo blushed deeper and moved with her. The song ended a few minutes later, and Ichigo hoped a more upbeat song would start, but another slow song played.
"I'm glad you came with me." Ichigo looked at her, his eyes widening. "What?" Rukia rolled her eyes. "You heard me. I'm glad you came. I never thought it would be this great. It's only this way because you're here." Rukia smiled, her dark lavender eyes looking deep into his amber eyes. They both stopped dancing but continued to look into each other’s eyes. "You look beautiful tonight." He murmured. Rukia smiled and laid her head on his chest, closing her eyes. Ichigo froze for several moments before he brought her closer to him.
"I love you." He whispered in her ear. Rukia's heart accelerated and she lifted her head up. She stared at him wide eyed. He smiled at her, and she smiled a bit herself. "I love you, too." She stretched up on her toes, and frowned when she still wasn't close enough to his face. Ichigo chuckled and leaned down, capturing her lips in a soft kiss that grew fiercer as the seconds ticked by. Rukia's hand slid down his neck and across his chest. Ichigo raised one hand off her waist and stroked her cheek. Eventually, they had to break apart to breathe because their faces were turning blue. "Rukia, I love you." "I know. I do, too."
This is a drawing I did recently. Ichigo and Rukia are married and have two twin girls. For those of you who read my Bleach fan fic,you'll know that the kids are Suzuka and Kimi Kuchiki.
Obviously,they're little kids here. QUICK! Which one is Suzuka and which is Kimi?
