how is everyone?

My lords, my ladies, and all of those who think they're not lords or ladies, I give you my deepest best of wishes, may your lives be long and prosperous, and may you be a winner in all that you do, and...

My dearest friends, how awkward do you think it would be if all you ever read was something in that fromat? give me a shout out on the comment bar to tell me anything that might be awkward, or, if you have any WHAT IFs, share them with me! Example: What if... the sky turned to fire and your nose fell off?

anything with that and more ifs are free to comment! Send me everything you think is weird, I'll add it to the REALLY LONG LIST OF AWKWARDNESS!