Cures For The Hicups

"Ichigo, *hic*" Ichigo looked up, "Wat?" "I can't *hic* stop *hic* hicuping," Ichigo bit his lip, trieing not to laugh, "How do you *hic* cure this?" "Well I'm not sure how many of these work," he just couldn't keep a straight face, "but there are alot of them, first, you can try hanging upside down for five minutes," Rukia nodded and hung upside down on the bed, "You *hic* keep count, o*hic*k?" Ichigo nodded, helping her get rid of this would probbably be one of the funest- and funniest- things he'll ever do, "Ichi*hic*go? How much *hic* longer?" "About two minutes," "But Ichi*hic*go! My head *hic* hurts!" "Yeah, that'll happen, just live with it for a wile," about two minutes later... "Times up," Rukia moaned and, well, either she lost her balence on purpose or she wasn't paying attention, because she fell off the bed and right on top of Ichigo, "Rukia?" "Huh?" "You're on top of me," "*hic* oh," she rolled off of him, "Well, why don't you try holding your breath for one minute, that should work," Rukia nodded, she took in a deep breath, about 30 seconds passed and she started feeling dizzy and her face was turning purple, and then, she fainted
After about 5 minutes Ichigo was able to wake her up, "And? How do ya' feel?" ".... *hic*, does that *hic* answer your question?" Ichigo roled his eyes, "Ok let's try this, come on," he took her hand and dragged her downstairs, "Here, drink this wile hopping up and down on one foot," Rukia took the cup of water and started, "I can't believe you're actually DOING that! Haha!" and then she lost her balence and toppled over Ichigo, water spilling everywere, after he was dried off he decided to try a sweeter approach, litterally, "Alright," he put down a bowl of sugar on the table, "eat a spoonfull of this ok?" she nodded, and (amazingly) choked down the sugar with no problum but then, she hiccuped again, her hand jerked by reflex, and the spoon hit the bowl and sent sugar flying in Ichigo's eye,
Then he tried probbably the dumbest thing he's ever done, he tried the hole "scare her" trick, well she was already twitchy due to the sugar, well, he rounded the corner, screamed "BOO!" and... she hit him square in the face, well after that failed he decided to try ANOTHER trick, (he really IS thick headed!) "Ok, now, try eating a bunch of soda crackers and wisteling," she nodded, and ended up spitting a very jagged edged cracker in his eye, "....*hic*," "Ya' no, I'm startin' to think that you're AIMING for my eye!" "And I'M *hic* starting to think that YOU'RE *hic* just makeing up these *hic*stupid tricks!" "Fine! We'll try one more thing then you're on your own!" "*hic* Fine! *hic*" Ichigo stood in front of Rukia, "Ok, now, close your eyes," she closed her eyes, "stand still," she stood still, "and wait," she waited, and she felt him start to kiss her, after a few moments he let up, "Rukia, I gotta love ya' ya' no," "Dito to that, ... hey! My hicups are gone!" "Wounder- *hic* full! Oh *hic* great,"

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