NOTE: I wasn't gonna post this for a wile, but oh well

This was the scariest thing of my life, worse than walking down the aisle, having a baby, or being faced with the Vulturi and hundreds of new borns! I was alone in a room with Alice,normally that'd be ok, but we were alone in her bathroom, AKA Beauty Shop Central, and if that wasn't scary enough, she was going to play Make-Up Barbie with me so that we could mail a picture to Renee', and her excuse, "See? A little make up can make her look like she hasn't aged a bit!" Alice thought that would be funny, and worse than that my owne daughter had abandened me! Rensemee and Isabella had gone to find Jacob and Seth so they could play, AKA pretend to hunt him, and they got closer to succedeing everytime, oh yeah, Isabella was Alice's daughter, not an Immortal Child, she was half and half like Renesemee, Carisle had said that she was defenitly Alice and Jasper's, but there was something about Rensemee's attachment to Alice that somehow changed she and I and allowed us to have children, it's strange, but apparently all those headaches she gave Alice meant that it was because Alice and I were changing, it's very complicated and I barely understood any of it, neither did Alice, although that's probbably because she was freaking out, Isabella wasn't that much younger than Rensemee, only a few months, the situtations were almost identical, oh yeah, her name, I tried to persuade Alice to not name her after me, but her argument was, "You already got Esme's spin off name, now I'm doing a spin off of YOUR name, besides, you arent legally Isabella anymore, you're Bella, and we can call her Isa for short, fair?" it was like a buisness negotiation rather than naming a baby, well, regardless of all that, Rosealie is unbelievably jealouse of Alice and I, it was kind of ok wen she felt like she had a hold on Rensemee, or Nessie as they called her, but after Isa was born and Alice and I both had our owne children she really started to get upset, I heard her asking one night (she thoght I couldn't hear her) she had been asking why Nessie affected Alice and not her wen Alice had barely spent anytime around her before she was born, Carisle had said that it had something to do with the excess of cells in Alice's mind, and by Rensemee blocking that, the cells were forced to expand or something like that, I wasn't paying much attention to his explination, I didn't think I wanted to no, it just irritated me that she asked something like that instead of being happy for Alice, and ofcourse the lucky physcic in question was a vampire and was all but nocked out through the hole thing, and ofcourse Isabella had powers of her owne like my Rensemee, but right now I was vicously annoyed at all three of them!I can understand Isa leaving, but Nessie nos too well wat Alice can do to me unsupervised, and yet she still left me! There would be some SERIOUSE trouble!
Well, I had more or less gotten away from Alice in one peice, I darted out of the house as Alice had to get more film for the camra, I raced to the cottege to get Edward to liberate me, I was abe to cross in and bolt the door, Edward looked up from his book and started chuckling, "Edward, please shut up," I requested, "Want me to liberate you?" "Yes," after about an hour I was in normal clothes, it wouldn't have taken as long, but Alice had removed almost all of the normal clothes from my closet, she thought she had been thorough enough, but I had an emergency stash of shirts ad jeans under the bed, (in a box, with a lock) it isn't like she had spared Edward either but he didn't mind, honestly Alice! Not everyone can wear fancy clothes 24/7 like you! Ugh! Well, afterwards Edward, Nessie, and I went to meet up with Alice, Jasper, and Isa, to go hunting, Alice was visably irritated the entire time that I had not only escaped,but that I had somehow stashed normal clothes somewere, Edward leaned over to me wen Alice was out of hearing range (even for a vampire) and said, "Just to warn you Love, Alice is going to do another sweep of the house as soon as she gets the chance," "Then we'll just take the stash with us and GIVE her a chance," I wispered back, "Excellent," I smiled, it WAS an excellent plan,
We rushed out of the house and back to Carasile's, therefore giving Alice the chance to search the house and find nothing, I snickered as she and her minions (Jasper and Isabella) left to search the house, I felt sorry for the child because Alice had taught her that normal clothes were bad and that the fancier the better, the poor girl already believes that so early in life, and has been taught how to seek and destroy, as for Jasper, well, I think he's only there to keep Alice humain, although so far he wasn't doing a very good job, suddenly the door slammed open, I quickly hid the box of normal clothes behind my back, Alice glared at me, and snatched the box, opening it and shaking her head disaprovingly, "Bella, Bella, Bella, tsk, tsk," I glared at Isabella as Alice went to her room to dispose of my last hope, Jasper mouthed the word "Sorry" to me and lead Isa away to their room, Isabella could see the past, the opposite of her mother's gift, she could only sense things wen someone was nervouse though, the opposite of her father's gift, Edward glanced at me, "Don't worry Love, we'll go shopping later, that's assuming that Alice didn't steal our keys," and then I heard Alice's bell-like laughter from the next room, that couldn't be good,
Sure enough, she had slipped the keys to both of our cars in Rosalie's stuff, and Rosealie and Emmet were both hunting, I was about to give up, but then little Rensemee came to my rescue and showed me that she had somehoe saved the keys to the volvo, and THAT was why she left me alone with Alice! I had such a smart little girl! We darted to the car wile Alice was still (I could only assume she was burning) my clothes, on our way to the mall I smelled steak, someone must've been cooking out, I was suddenly glad that Jacob wasn't around here, well, we maneged to buy a few pairs of jeans and some shirts (and some normal clothes for my daughter and husband) and left, well, we were almost in the house, and Alice was waiting for us, I gave the bags to Nessie and told her and Edward to go around the back wile I took over here, "Alice," I started, "Bella, please, don't try, I'm gonna take the clothes," "Alice, did I mention that... Edward is taking your Porche?" I watched her eyes grow, "No he isn't," "Yeah, he is, he thinks you have too much power with a car, if I were you, I'd go hide the keys," she darted, as soon as I was inside I locked the door, "How did you get her gone?!" "I told her you were taking her Porche," Edward shrugged and kissed me on the cheek, yep, just an averge day