'Cause Kitty's Cool!

NOTE: Koma Contest!

"Hm, strange thing this 'bubble gum', but still, it's good for releaving stress, um, did Rukia say something about not falling asleep with it in your mouth? Or was it, not swallowing it? Or, maybe something else? Oh who cares!" Asagi continued to relax in the sun, the roof was a nice place to take a nap, but just before she could dose off, "Captin! There you are!" her eyes opened slowly, 'Must kill intruder,' she thought, "Captin Kikano! Why are you up here?! And didn't Captin Kuchiki tell you something about not falling asleep wile eating bubble gum?! It'll fall out of your mouth and get stuck in your hair and, according to her, getting it out of your hair is very tideouse!" "Ughhhhhhhh!" she moaned, spitting the gum over the side of the building, "Captin! Why did you do that?! It could've hit someone!" "Nu-uh, I'm a bad aim," "That explains alot, but still!" the squad nine leiteint sqwaked, "Look, I wanna take a nap! So kill me!" "Well why are you sleeping up here?" "I'm not sleeping thanks to you," she hissed, Shuhei sat down, "Captin, are you in a bad mood?" she sprang up, "No, but now my head hurts," "Well, you're the one sleeping on roof tops," she shrugged at this, but before she could explain WHY she needed a nap, they heard, "Ow! Get offa me! Quite it ya' crazy little kitsune!" Asagi smacked her forehead and slid her hand down her face, this was why she wanted a nap,
Asagi stared at her porch, "You're going to clean this up," she stated at the red head, "Why?! It isn't my fault! If you want someone to clean it up look at Blondey over here!" Ame drew her foot in a circle in the dirt, looking at the ground, "Ame," Asagi said in a warning voice, "why should you clean it up? It's his fault!" Asagi smiled that big, annoying smile, "Really Captin?!" "Hey! Call me Asagi! 'Member?" "Oh yes yes!" "Wait!" Ichigo yelled, "How is this mess MY fault!? SHE jumped on ME!" "SHE dosen't no any better, YOU do, Mr. Captin Commander," "Now look you! I couldn't have stopped her!" "Yes, you could have, you could've gone to play somewere other than my porch!" she hissed, "Now wait just a minute! I-" "Ichigo!" Rukia called, "That's my que to leave, come on Ame, let's go find your sister," Asagi purred, leading the other Soul Reaper away, "Wa- how did this mess happen?!" Rukia sqealed, Asagi winced and turned around, "It's his fault," she pointed at Ichigo, who frantically started darting his eyes back and forth as if he were shocked that she actually said that, Rukia shook her head sadly, "Ichigo," she said, "No! No 'Ichigo'! No! This is not MY fault! It's HER fault!" he pointed at Ame, who looked at Asagi, who looked at Ichigo, and said, "You are such a horrible person, blaming poor little Ame like this wen it was clearly your fault," she said calmly, trying to hide a smile, Ichigo had just about had it, but he was interupted by a very angry Toshiro who came up behind them asking, "Why are you all acting so moronically?" Yasashii rolled her eyes, crossing her arms, and saying, "Ame, is this your fault?" "Um, well, Asagi said it was Ichigo's fault," Asagi, in turn, simply said, "Well, I don't care who, but SOMEONE is cleaning up my porch! Now, Ame, Rukia, Yasashii, let's go," "Go?" "Yes, let's go train, or, have tea or something," and as they walked, Ichigo said, "I really hate the way she treats us,"
Ame was asleep under a tree, "Ame," Yesashii asked quietly, her sister opened one eye in response, "You were the one that caused that mess weren't you?" Ame sat up, "I didn't mean to nock over the plants," she wispered, "Ame, there's a time for play and a time for work," "I no that, do you? Yasashii, Asagi and Rukia, Rukia espically, have had harder lives than us, and they still have fun with life, WE were lucky enough to be adopted wen we were kittens, Rukia wasn't, WE never had an important name that we worried about spoiling, Asagi and Rukia did, WE'VE always been there for eachother, Rukia and Asagi haven't always had that, Yasashii, we're lucky, that's wat Kiuske should've named us, Lucky and Little Lucky," "We're cats Ame, not dogs," "Not the point, think about everyone else in Sereitei, now think about us, now, who deserves more pity?" "I'm not looking for pitty Ame," "Then have fun with life," "Why did you jump on Ichigo?" "Because an annoyed Ichigo is a funny Ichigo," "Uh-huh," "And he's been really nervouse lately, so I wanted to help," "Nervouse? Why?" "Um, I can't tell you," "Why not?" "No! Must keep secret!" "Ame-" "Even YOU would spill it! I had to tell Toshiro so I wouldn't tell anyone else and- uh-oh! No! Yasashii!" but the half cat was already gone,
*Nock nock* Yasashii walked into the office, "You're supposed to wait for my reply," Toshiro said without looking up from his papperwork, "Need some help?" "I need help from my lazy leitenit who is currently shopping untill she drops, litterally," he looked up, "You no she faints wen she shops too much don't you?" Yasashii smiled, "So, I heard that Ame has a secret," "It's Ichigo's secret and he made the mistake of telling her," "Oh, well then,-" "I can't tell you, Ichigo will have my blood on his Bankai before I could draw my sword, he's fast, I'll give 'im that," "Yes, he's very fast indeed," "Sorry Yasashii," "Are you sure you can't tell me? I won't tell anyone," "..." "Just a hint?" "It has to do with Rukia," Yasashii was surprised that he actually answered her, "Rukia? Is she ok? She looked fine earlier," he grinned slighly, "Oh, Rukia is just fine, perfect really, espically for him," he chuckled quietly, "Wat do you mean by that?" "I can't tell you any more, oh, by the way, do you have a decent looking dress?" "Decent looking-?" she grinned, "You're kidding," "No, the man has finally sucked up his pride and taken the fatal plunge," "Fatal plunge? Why do you men think that marrige is a death sentence?" "Don't say that infront of Rukia," "I no, but seriously?" "Seriously, I don't see it that way, neither does he, I was just using it in lack of a better term," "Yeah, sure,"
"Now remember, be quite," Asagi hissed at the twins, looking over the bushes, Ame was as exited as Asagi, her tail wagging uncontrolablay, Yasashii watched those two, honestly, they could be so annoying, "Yes!" Asagi and Ame sqealed in unison, jumping up, "She said yes! She said yes!" they sang, "Um, girls, you might want to start running," Yasashii said, looking at Ichigo, who was, understandably, incredably irritated, well, this seemed to be a normal day, why complain?

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