Fear Fangirls

NOTE: This was just for fun,

(Fangirl: (Fan Girl) noun, A female that has a very deep appreciation for an unnowen... thing)
"Ichigo? Wat are you doing?" Rukia asked innocently, "Surfing the internet," "You aren't doing anything unpleasent are you?" "No! Why des your mind constently decide to take a dip in the gutters Midget?!" "Don't call me that! And it does not! But you're a boy! It's commen sense to ask!" "With you, there is no common sense!" "Ugh! Wat website are you on?" yes he had explained computers a wile ago wen she asked wat he was doing the first time, "theOtaku.Com," "Why?" "I want a free wallpaper," "Oh, can I see?" "Nock yourself out, please!" she shot him a death glare but started looking at the website anyway, 'Hm, I wounder...' she typed in "Rukia" in the search box, and up came a large list of choices, well, noing Rukia she had to explore them all, she started with cards, "Ichigo," her tone was dark, "Wat?" "Some people have very nasty minds," "Wat are you doing?" "Nothing!" and she quickly continued with wallpapers, "Wow!" "Wat?" "Look at this picture! I look incredable!" on the screen was a very... nice, picture of Rukia with Sode No Shirayuki across her chest, "Wow, were did they get that picture?!" "I certainly didn't pose for it!" she scrolled down, "Um, Ichigo?" "Wat?" "Take a look at this," he looked up from his book-again- at the screen, "I did NOT pose for THAT!" he said, pointing to a picture of a topless Ichigo posing across Zangetsu, they smiled, it was now a game of survivel, Ichigo pulled up a chair, perpared to see the damage that these people have done, as they looked through fanart, Rukia brought up a good point, "Ichigo? How do people no wat we look like? And that we have swords and stuff?" "I... I don't no," this was becoming concerning, and then they found it, a suggestive peice of IchiRuki fanart, "Woah!" they said at the same time, they quickly moved on to fanfics, the last catagory with results, and after a few strange fics, a few strange couples, and a few strange things in general, they stumbeled across it, yes IT, the auther responsable for the majority or IchiRuki fanfictions on this site, and quite a number she had! "Who is this girl?!" "Says her name is 'AsagiTaichou,' she's a captin?" "Captin Asagi, dosen't ring any bells," "Hm, atleast it isn't anything dirty," "True, but still, I think this 'Asagi' girl has some seriouse mental problums," "I agree,"
After a little wile, they typed a common tag in the internet search box "IchiRuki" they typed, "Wow, 18,200 results!" Rukia announced, "Wat's this one? 'Fanfic.net'?" well they clicked on it, "Wow," after about an hour they found a few "exceptable" fanfictions, and some that were... well, let's jst say some people's minds STAY in the gutter, permanetly! Well, they were traumatized, but, they sucked it up, and veiwed two more sites, "photobucket" wasn't so bad, but something HAD to be said for "DevieantART.com" Rukia found herself sometimes turning away from the screen, although, sometimes the pictures were quite nice, and then, they found it, a picture that expressed complete obsession, a photo, of some crazy girl's room, covered in posters, nearly all of wich were anime (with the exception of one) and most if them had pictures of IchiRuki, HitsuHina, IshiHime, and Yourahara, and all kinds of other fan obsessed, home made, posters, not all were homemade, most of them were, atop this, they found an IchiRuki community, (well, they found plenty of those on other websites, but this was out in the open!) So then, they did possibly the worest thing they could've done, they found an "IchiRuki" video, on YouTube, well it's safe to say that their lower jaws were permanetly disconnected, "It's like some crazy Soul Reaper leaked information," "No, Midget, it's like some crazy Soul Reaper followed us around with a video camra for the past year of our sad existince," Somewere far in the distance... "Tite Kubo, you have succeded in your mission," "Thank you Captin Asagi, ma'm!" "Yes, the story of IchiRuki will be told! Mwahahaha!" "Um, Captin?" "Oh! Leitenit Hisagi! How are you today?" "You're never this poletite unless you've done something horribly, horribly wrong, how much is it goig tocost this time?" "Why watever do you mean?!" "Captin, shut your mouth," "Oh leitenit! Wat? Do you think Tite and I just followed Ichigo and Rukia around with a video camra ever since they met in order to create a hit book series and TV show? Not to mention tape record every inch of their lives and create some thingy that reads their minds? And I did al that just for kicks?!" "No, I think you borrowed the 'thingy' from squad 12, no, no, you STOLE the thingy, everything else I can believe," "Leitenit, you disapoint me,"

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