Secret Diary

(Rukia's POV)
Dear Diary,
Do you have any ideah how STUPID Ichigo is?! Because I sure do! That idiot got in a street fight! And he blames it on me! You see, this guy, Weasal, was talking to me earlier and trying to get me to date him, I told him that if I wasn't home soon Ichigo would be mad, and tried to bid him good day, but he had some twisted ideah that Ichigo and I were "together" he said, "So, you're Ichigo's girl huh?" and I said, "Pardon? I am NO ONE'S 'girl' I belong to myself, thank you," and started walking away, "But you're Ichigo's girl, so I'll have to do this!" and then he punched me in the face! Dosen't he no that you NEVER hit a lady?! Well, there's no rule about hitting men, so I stood up and clocked him back! Then his... "underlings" captured me, tied my hands behind my back, and held me stead waiting for their leader to sock me again! Well, he was about to, but Ichigo came running and got in the way! I tried to protest, I really did! But he wouldnt listen and took on all four of them at ounce! Then he took me home and started working on my cheek, (wich is very swollen by the way) so I started telling him that he should've left it to me, then he said, "Like you could handle it," then we got into a fight and he said that it was my fault for needing to be rescued, and that I shouldn't be talking to people I didn't no anyway! Well I never! Ugh! Well, my cheek still hurst so I'm going to get more ice, Ichigo is stupid! End of story!
-Rukia Kuchki

(Ichigo's POV)
Journal Entry 10 for March
Hoe dumb IS Rukia?! I saved her today and she yelled at me! I came walkin' down the street lookin' for 'er, and there she was, about to get clocked by Weasel and his croonies, well, I jumped in to save 'er, and she yelled at me! The little brat! Well, after I won I brought 'er home and started workin' at 'er cheek, well, then she yells at me some more! Wat is WRONG with women?! If she wasn't a girl I would've clocked 'er! Many times! Not just now! She's lucky she's a girl, well, speak of the devil! Satin's Little Princess just walked outta the room, and... yep! She slammed the door! One 'a these days she's gonna get caught and then she'll regret it! Little bundle of anger! That's wat she is, that's PRICISLY wat she is! Yep, that's her, oh crud! I just heard a big BANG wat did she do? -Ichigo Kurasake, you no who I am

(Rukia's POV)
Dear Diary,
I on't weather to yell at Ichigo or to thank him, I was reaching for some ice, wile standing on a chair, and, well, it tipped over, and I fell flat on the floor and scraped my nee, and he was... nice! He picked me up and took me to his room, and the hole time we didn't yell at eachother, I think I'm going to thank him, -Rukia Kuchki

(Ichigo's POV)
Journal entry 11 for March
Well, she fell off a chair an' scraped 'er nee, surprisingly she didn't yell at me for helping her, we haven't fought since, a hole hour, that's gotta be a record! Oh, here she comes, (10 minutes later) well, she kissed me, and thanked me! And I just realized something, Byakuya has to pay for the wedding, karma couldn't be sweeter! -A very happy Ichigo Kurasake, you no who I am

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