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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Doctor Doctor

"Hey Rukia," Ichigo greeted, effortlessly flipping a page in his manga, "Hey Ichigo," she closed his window and sat on the end of his bed, readying herself for the words about to spill out of her mouth, "Ichigo, I need a favor," she stated, he sighed and put down his book, starring at her defiantly, "If it has to do with rabbits I-" "It dosen't, and it isn't a very big favor either, at least not in my opinion," he raised an eye brow, "Ok, wat is it?" "I need an exam," his face went red as a pepper and he felt like he was going to explode, "YOU NEED A WAT?!" he shouted, falling off of his bed in shock, "An exam," she crawled over the side of his bed to stare at his contorted body sprawled on the floor, "W-why?!" he scrambeled, his brain was going crazy! Half of him wanted to agree for the off chance that he might actually get a peek at her perfect body, and the other half continued to repeat to the first half that this was Rukia! Sweet, innocent little Rukia that really had no clue wat she was asking for! "Because Soul Society said that because of all my recent injureries I need to start getting yearly exams again, wich I haven't done but once because I don't like them and the first and only time was a bad experience, so I thought that, since you were always bragging about noing alot about medicine and that you used to treat my injurieries, I figured that I'd rather have you do it because I really don't like the way squad four does it so... how about it?" 'Jeez Rukia! You and your naive innocenece! And me and my big mouth!' he thought, in the back of his head he heard his hollow laughing so hard that he wanted to smack him, ok so if he says "yes" he has to- his hollow was enjoyuing planting naked pictures of Rukia in his head, Ichigo shook his head violently to clear it, but then if he says "no" who nos wat she could get into?! He sighed, "I'll get my tools," he could hear his hollow rejoicing and was about to make him shut up wen he heard a small "Wait" from Rukia, he turned around, her face was very soft and she smiled gently at him, "Thank you, Ichigo," she wispered, he blushed, "It um, i-it's nothing, really, th-the priority is to make sure that you're healthy and happy,"
Ichigo sighed and started on his way back upstairs, really this was NOT pleasent, he didn't want to do this, he didn't want to see Rukia so vulnerable in front of him, but he did it for her, so that SHE would be more comfortable, opening the door to his bedroom, he felt his jaw drop, there sat little Rukia, sitting comfortably on the bed, reading a book, in a slevesless, wite button-down shirt, and short jean shorts! Sensing his presnece, she glanced up and put her book down, "Oh hello," he just stared, he wondered then if, perhaps, he was being punked, "So, do you want to start?" those words, .... his hollow was having a feild day planting images in his head, he was gonna kill his stupid hollow as soon as he could! "Is something wrong?" she finally asked, "W- You changed clothes, how come?" he was just trieing to keep his cool, yes, that was the priority, keeping his cool, he sat down in his swirvy chair and waited for her answer, "Oh, well, I had been reading this book," she held up one of her weird mangas and put it back down beside her, "And I figured that if I wore something that showed more skin then perhaps I wouldn't have to wear one of those ridiculouse papper dresses! And- are you sure you're ok?" his face was officially burning red, why did she have to mention something like THAT?! He heard his hollow cry in laughter, "King she's really putting you through hoops! Maybe you should get it over with and just sc-" he hit his head on the back of the chair, nocking his hollow around a bit, Rukia raised an eyebrow at him, "I'm fine," he mumbeled, she nodded and then her eyes grew wide in rememberence, "Oh I almost forgot! You need to sighn these!" she reached into her back pack and pulled out a stack of pappers, he looked at them and then at her clueless face, "Fine," he breathed
It had taken an entire hour to fill out those stupif forms! Meanwile Rukia was happily reading her book, he slapped the pappers down on the desk and stretched, "Done?" she asked, he nodded, she closed her book and looked at him expectingly, "You ready?" he asked, she nodded, he sighed and opened the small black bag on his desk, out of the corner of his eye he saw Rukia prop herself up on some pillows, he turned around with a thermomoter and gestured for her to open her mouth, she sighed and he put the thermomoter in, "Ichi-" "Don't talk remember?!" he nearly shouted, she scrunched up her face and scribbled something on a peice of papper, 'I hate this, it feels like I can't breathe... I hate breathing through my nose,' he read, "Welll sor-ry!" she glared at him, he took his small flashlight and shinned it in her eyes, he smiled slightly, the thermomoter beeped and he glanced at it, shaking it a few times and setting it on the desk, (A/N: Yeah it was digital XD) "Wat're YOU smiling at?" she asked, he laughed slightly, "Your eyes," "Wat about my eyes?!" he touched her face, she blushed slightly, "Your eyes are really beautifull," her blush deepened, "Open your mouth," she snapped out of her daze and parted her lips, he gave her a disaproving look and she smirked, he ran his finger lightly over her collar bone she gasped at the tickle and he smirked, triumph
Rukia blushed at the close contact as Ichigo pressed the small metal peice on her chest, "Your heart beat jumped," he laughed, "It jumped again," "Stop narrating!" she sqweaked, he put the stethescope around his neck Rukia began redoing the first three buttons on her shirt, "By the way, your heart beat is very pretty," she blushed deeper, "I-It is?" "Yeah, soft, short, quiet, it suits you," "T-Thank you," she muttered, he shrugged, standing up, he was about to give her another command wen he tripped and fell on top of her, they stared at each other for a short moment before leaning forward and kissing eachother, it felt good, it felt right in some ways, it felt like this was something that had been needing to happen but hadn't yet, he leaned up, "S-Sorry," they muttered at the same time, then grinned at each other and kissed again, "Hey Rukia?" he pulledd away and rolled off of her, "Yes?" "Would it be too, ... tragic-movie-cheesy to say that I love you?" "Well do you?" "... Yeah," "Then no, it isn't TOO cheesy, it'd be TOO cheesy for me to say it back," "Well I don't care, do it anyway!" "Alright then, I love you," there was a short pause in conversation, "How's your heart beat?" she laughed at his question, "Check for yourself,"

Of Babydolls And Childhood

Rukia stared down at her plate, "Wat ARE these?" she asked, no amusement present in her voice, "Tacos," he stated, she scrunched up her face, "They look yucky," he chocked on his Sprite, "Wat? They look 'yucky'?! Out of your extensive vocabulary THAT is the only word you could find?!" she hit his shoulder, "Shut up!" she sqweaked, he was still laughing, she poked the thing, "How do you eat it?" "Like this," he demonstrated by taking a bite, she bravely picked the thing up and tried it, "It's messy!" she shreiked, her voice an octave higher than she had intended, he was still next to her on the couch, laughing and choking, "That's the point! It's sort of a game, how much can you keep in your mouth versus on the floor," she rolled her eyes and took another bite, "Humans are weird," this time he was the one to roll his eyes, she noticed that the mail was in and plopped it down on her lap, siffting through it, "Wat are you looking for?" he snorted, "My Shoujo Beat," he coughed again, "YOU subscribed to that?! I thought that was my sister!" "No, but your sister and I share it," "Well why put it in YOUR name?!" "So that no one will get it mixed up with your Shounen Jump," "Oh, .... thanks, ... I guess," "Mm-hm, that'll show you to judge," "Oh by the way," he reached over and pulled a small packege off the floor, "This came for you, " "Oh yes! I NEED this!" "I sincerly hope you spent your own money," "No I spent your's," "Ofcourse," "This will help me understand you," he looked over at the thing she was holding and choked for the millionth time, "WAT?!" "That's right, 'Jeff Foxworthy's COMPLETE Redneck dictionnary'!" "Why did you buy that?! I'm not redneck!" "Close enough," she opened the book and flipped through it, "Hey! Wat a rip off! It dosen't have 'ya'll' in here!" "Wat DOES it have that I say?!" "...'Wisdom', you wizzed 'em out the window," he rolled his eyes, then heard her gasp, "Did you find 'ya'll'?" he asked rhetorically, "Look at this," she wispered, he turned to her (book thrown aside) and a saw an Ashton Drake catalog in her lap, "Why is someone SELLING babies?!" "They're dolls, Rukia," "But they look so REAL!" "Yeah well, those are called 're-borns', they look and feel like real babies, and before you ask they're WAY too expensive, I'm NOT getting you one," she glared at him, "Oh yeah?! We'll just see about that!"
He felt awfull, well, that was an understatement, he felt like such a horrible person that right now death by sword would be a blessing! Rukia had been locked up in his room for an hour now, she wouldn't let him back in, and then he remembered, she had never had a babydoll before, that did it, he had hit rock-bottum, he flipped through the catalog and layed eyes on wat could only be desicribed as THE most perfect babydoll in the world! Life like, tiny, and less money than the one she had seen, actually, in his opinion, this one was cuter anyway, and more Rukia-ish
He slid open the door for the UPS guy, "Hang on, the other one is in the truck," he said, Ichigo's mouth dropped, "Other one?! I only ordered ONE!" "Well there's some girl who lives here that ordered another one," Ichigo set the small box on the ground and followed the guy outside, "PLEASE tell me it isn't the same one!" "Hey, I don't even no wat they are, I just deliver the things, but her box is alot bigger," he felt relieved, ... but at the same time afraid, once he was inside again, he called her downstairs, "Hey Rukia! Get down here!" she quickly bounded down the stairs and set eyes on the boxs, "Wich is mine?!" she shreiked, running to the larger box, "Aparently both," "Huh?" he cut open the boxs with a pair of siscors and explained, "Well YOU aparently ordered a doll the same day I did!" "You got one?" "For you, yes, I felt bad about telling you 'no' especially since you've never had a babydoll, so I bought this one out of guilt," he brushed aside the packing peanuts and took out a tiny, life-like doll, she gasped, and he handed it to her, "You no you can't play with these right?" he asked, she nodded, "Wat's her name?" Ichigo rolled his eyes, of all the- "Emmy," he read from the certificate, "Emmy," she moaned in delight, Ichigo scratched his head nervously, mission acomplished, and then he remembered the giant box next to him, "Wich one did you order?" he asked, unpacking the box, "Emily," she replied, still staring in awe at Emmy, "Weird how close the names are," he muttered, he pulled out the doll and his mouth dropped, "PLEASE tell me this isn't one of those $1,000.00 ones!" "Relax! Emily is only $150.00!" she replied, Ichigo shook his head slowly,
Rukia was still craddling the dolls blissfully, almost unwilling to let Ichigo touch them, she kept telling him to wash his hands first, "Why did you buy me Emmy wen there were less expensive dolls?" she asked, not looking up at him, "Because, she kinda reminds me of wat you might've looked like as a baby," she gave him a crooked look, "And since wen am I a blue eyed blonde?!" "I meant, ... she's only ten inches, I bet you were that small," she blushed a deep red, "Oh please, spare me the short-jokes!" "Not that I mean, ... you were a premie right?" her face got redder, "I'd apreciate it if you didn't dig so deep into memories that I don't have," "Fine, I can just take you to my dad or someone and he can tell me how old you were wen you were born," she laughed darkly, "I'd kill you but I don't want to put down my baby," he shook his head slowly, "Why is this such a sensitive issue? Everytime I mention you as a baby you freak out, and that dosen't happen wen I talk about you as a kid!" "Ya' no something, .... shut up," she leaned up and captured his lips with her's, "Ya' no, ... this feels really right," Ichigo wispered, "Yeah I no," "I wish the wedding was sooner," ".... Then let's change the date!" "No, no" he replied simply, kissing her cheek, it really did feel right in some, messed up, crooked way

Just Like Having Children

Just Like Having Children
Rukia was slowly regaining conciouseness, due to the gentle shaking of her body and light kisses being trailed down her cheek, "Wake up," He wispered, "No, let me sleep," she returned, "We have to get up and take Choco and Nilla to get groomed," she yawned and looked at the clock, "I hate this stupid 8:00 apointment thing!" she tossed the blankets off, attempting to climb out of bed and get dressed, he tugged on her ankle, "It's only 7:00, we have a good thirty minutes to get awake," she smiled, "Want me to make some coffee or something?" he shook his head, "You shouldn't drink coffee, remember?" "So... because I'm pregnant I basically can't do anthing anymore!" she growled, he shook his head lightly, "No, that isn't it at all, I'm just trying to make sure that you're healthy," she rolled her eyes, "Anyway, we still have thirty minutes to cuddle," he stated, grabbing her and pulling her closer, "Mmmm, don't.... you're making me sleepy...." he laughed slightly, "Trust me, you're not faling asleep again! It took me an hour to wake you up!" she laughed slightly, "It didn't take THAT long!" she insisted, "Almost,"
"Rukia?! Get up! Come on we're gonna be late! Wa-wat are you doing?" he pulled his arm through his jacket and stared at her, "I'm making sure the dogs don't throw up," she replied, he raised an eyebrow at her, she was just laying in the floor just watching the puppies, "Ok... why?" "Because Chocolate just downed a roach," she stated matter-of-factually, "Ew, just... ew," he replied, staring at his dog, who licked his lips and seemed to smile, Ichigo shivered, grosse
Rukia sat down in a chair by the door, Chocolate in one hand, Vanilla in the other, "Yes, we have an apointment," Rukia tried her hardest not to laugh at Ichigo, "Chocolate and Vanilla Kurosaki," "Ok, HOW do you say that with a straight face?!" she sqwealed, he rolled his eyes and turned back to the reseptionist, "A grooming?" she asked, "Yes," "And they're also due for their exams and some vaccenations, would you like us to do that today as well?" "Sure," "If you could sighn these pappers, Ms. Shanon will be with you shortly," Ichigo took the pen and papper and sat next to Rukia, "... Wat are you sighning?" "Documents," "Why?" "In case something happens, I mean it's just like taking a kid to the doctor's, ya' no," she stared at him blanely, "Right, sorry, it'd be like YOU going to squad four for something," "...So?" he looked up for a moment, "Well that explains alot," he stated, turning back to his pappers,
It took a long time to finish sighning those stupid forms, and THEN they wanted to no about fleas and stuff! The entire time he was trying to keep Rukia in check, unfourtinatly they were there wile the dogs were getting their shots, and wen she heard the yelps and screams emmitting from the room, she screamed (in a, luckily, almost empty vet's office) "Wat are they doing to my babies?! Make them stop!" he nearly had to DRAG her out of there! And then once they were in the car she wanted to no WHY they were getting shots! "Rukia if you think this is bad I don't no HOW you're going to handle kids! Especially wen THEY have to get shots! It's horrible!" and that's wen he realized that he shouldn't have said that, "Do you have to make EVERYTHING painfull?!" she sqweaked, he rolled his eyes, "On another subject, they aren't babies anymore ya' no, we should think about getting them fixed," she glared at him like she never had before, "Oh? Well maybe we should think about getting YOU fixed!" "Ya' no wat.. never mind,"
She finally maneged to calm down once she was home and watching Saturday Morning Cartoons, that is, until... "Do you think the other dogs are being nice to them?" he wanted to die, "Yes, absolutely, why wouldn't they?" she shrugged, "Well, I wasn't very popular as a child," "Popularity isn't inherited," she nodded slightly, "Yeah, I guess you're right, they're probbably the life of the kennel," Ichigo rolled his eyes slightly, honestly, having dogs is just like having kids!

Bad Case Of Lovin' You

"Ichigo, use this on me," she tossed something at his head, it hit him ofcourse, making a loud CLONKing noise, "Ow! You midget! Wat's your problum?! You want me to-" he felt his face turn a deep, deep red, she had tossed him a Stethoscope, 'Heheehe, yeah King, use it on her, hehee,' his hollow insisted, forming a mental image in his mind, the image of a very delicate looking and blushing Rukia, covering her chest with a sheet, "Ohhh Doctor Ichigo, please examine me," she moaned, Ichigo felt his face turn three shades darker red, "Hello! I asked you for a favor! Are you deaf or something?!" "W-Why do you want that anyway? You sick 'er somethin'?" "No," 'Oh yes, please make me feel better,' the mental Rukia image was back, "Would you quit doing that?!" he screamed, his hollow laughing and pounding the ground, 'Ah, I hook a sucker every second!' Rukia raised an eyebrow, "Perhaps I should examine YOU," she suggested, 'Yeah yeah! Let her do that Kingy!' He was really about to tell Rukia to bug off so he could go kill that hollow of his, "Why? Why? WHY?" "Because, I saw in one of my mangas that-" "Oh no, that can't be good," "ANYWAY, I saw this thing were this girl got sick and her boyfriend listened to her heart beat and then they started making out," Ichigo rolled his eyes, "Well if all you wanted was to make out with me then come here," "No, I want it to be ROMANTIC," "There are other ways to be romantic though!" "Yeah but I wanted it this way!" "But just because you're my girlfreind dosen't mean that I, um, gah!" she rolled her eyes and sat next to him, putting the small plugs in his ears and the metal peice on her chest, he took it off, she pouted, "There's more than one way to do things," he wispered, pulling her down and laying his head across her chest THUMP-THUMP, THUMP-THUMP, THUMP-THUMP

In My Dreams

Ichigo scoweled, "Wat kind of cheesy manga are you reading now?" he asked, Rukia looked up from her book, "Oh! Well! Delighted you asked! It's about these two best friends that are in love with eachother but they won't admit it, and the girl, Aneko, gets turned into a cat! But she still sort of looks like herself, she's just smaller with a cat tail, paws, cat ears, and can't speak, anyway, so the boy, Ringo, finds her and adopts her as his pet! And he starts showing her off and she's trying to return to normal! It's VERY interesting!" Ichigo rolled his eyes, "It SOUNDS interesting," he replied sarcastically, "Well YOU don't have to read it!" "Thankfully!" She threw a baseball at his head, well that was the end of that,
"Rukia, Rukia, Rukia, wake up, wake up," she heard, she felt someone shakeing her, opening her eyes she saw..'Ichigo' "Hello Princess! Guees were I'm taking you today?" wat had gotten into him?! He was so annoying! 'Shut up!' she tried to say, but all that came out was a small, "Meow!" "That's right!~ I'm taking you to Soul Society to meet everyone! Won't that be fun?" in one motion he had her scooped up in his arm, she glared in horror at her newly aquired paws and tail, and wen they passed a mirror she was able to see that she also had cat ears! Not to mention she was only about three inches tall! Her first instinct was to leave, so she tried to climb over his shoulder, but his other hand came up over her back and she could barely move much less escape, "No, no Preciouse, no getting away," she bit her lip, couldn't he tell that it was her?!
Once they arrived at the car Ichigo set her down in the trunk and opened the door to a small pet carrier, pushing her inside, he shut the door before she could get away, she "meowed" and pawed at the door as much as she could, but he simply picked up the cage and put it in the front passenger seat, "Sorry my little kitten, but I can't let you run around in the car," she hissed at him, he reached in the front of the cage andd tapped her harshly on the nose, "No hissing," he demanded, 'And I thought he was strickt with people!'
Rukia had maneged to sleep through the car ride and the run to Soul Society, much to both of their delights, she was hoping that wen she woke up it would be over, it wasn't, she ended up in Renji's house with him, Ikkaku, Yumichka, Rangiku, and Toshiro all waiting for Ichigo to open her cage, she had felt LESS like a caged animal wen she was about to be exicuted! Finally the door opened and Rukia sprang out, only to be caught be Ichigo, who held her with one hand and buckled a small strawberry-print collar around her neck with the other, she looked up at him pleadingly, "That collar is adorable!" Rangiku chimed, 'Yeah but YOU don't have to wear it!' Rukia complained to herself, all of a sudden she was being picked up again, this time by Renji, who held her like some kind of ... thing that he was admiring, "Hm, well, she's cute, I'll give her that, but she looks mad, wat did you do to her?" "She dosen't like cages, but wat else was I gonna do? I can't keep her in my hands all the time! She'd get away! And leashes don't work long term, she's not fast enough to keep up with me," Renji nodded, "So she likes to scamper off huh? That either means that she dosen't like being in one place too long or she dosen't like YOU," 'Right now Renji, I don't like YOU so put me down!' she tried to glare at him but it didn't work, and she didn't want to get flicked again so she didn't dare hiss, "Oh Renji would you stop holding her like that! It's uncomfortable!" 'Thank you Rangiku!' Renji set her down and she immideatly ran to Rangiku and started to purr, "She likes me!" "Ofcourse she does, she'd like anyone that liberated her," Toshiro replied non-chalantly, "She's so cute Ichigo! I want one!" "I no, isn't she just the most preciouse little thing? She's one of a kind though," "Oh, I'd pay millions for a kitty like this," "Yeah, and get this, I rescued her! They were about to kill her and I rescued her! Isn't that the best stroke of luck?" irritated as she was, Rukia was just fine there....until Rangiku wanted to hug her and nearly smoothered her! "Hey hey hey! You're suffocating her!" Ichigo quickly lifted her up again and cradled her in his arms, his grip was tight enough that she couldn't escape though, he then clipped a leash to her collar and clipped the other end to the cage, she felt like a prisoner again, "Can I hold her?" Ikkakku asked, "No she dosen't want to be held right now," Ichigo replied, cuddling her more, 'How do YOU no?!' he then set her down in a small, fluffy cat bed and tossed her a few toys, carrying on with the other Soul Reapers, "Mew!" "No, no, Preciouse," "Mew!" "No I said," she finally relented, why didn't he no it was her?
"Rukia! Rukia! Rukia! Wake up! Wake up you're having a nightmare!" her eyes fluttered open, "Hn?" "You were having a nightmare," Ichigo repeated, Rukia stared at him, "..I'm not a cat am I?" he looked at her like she was crazy, "No," "Good," she replied, curling up with her fiance', "I think you're reading too much manga,"