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And to be clear, here are the couples I write for: Ichigo and Rukia (Bleach), Momo and Toshiro (Bleach), Uryuu and Orahime (Bleach), Youraweichie and Kiuske (Bleach), Kagome and Inuyasha (Inuyasha), Sango and Miroku (Inuyasha), Ayame and Koga (Inuyasha), Kagura and Seshomaru (Inuyasha), Seya and Haji (Blood), Winry and Edward (Full Metal Alchemist), Roy and Riza (Full Metal Alchemist), Naruto and Hinata (Naruto), Sakura and Sauske (Naruto), Rachel and Jimmy (Case Closed), Harly and Katie (Case Closed), Ren and Kyoko (Skip Beat!), Kenta and Karin (Chibi Vampire/Karin) Maki and Winner (Karin),

Oh Captin Kuchiki~

"Repeat that slowly," Byakuya commanded, stareing blankly at his brat-ish Brother-In-Law, "You. Have. To. Ba-by-sit.!" The young red head stated, folding his arms over his chest and looking at Byakuya in annoyence, his eye twitched, "No," Byakuya replied between clenmched teeth, and quite coldly might I add, "Well then who IS gonna babysit huh?! Asagi is out, Renji and Rangiku are on a mission, and all the other DECENT babysitters are either busy or gone, and Rukia and I HAVE to go alone! We'll only be gone untill tommorrow and it's already past noon, just put up with the munchkins 'till then!" Ichigo shouted, "NO," he replied, louder and less calm than he meant to, "Please Brother," Rukia pleaded, putting on her "I'm-Your-Cute-Little-Sister" act, "Rukia," he began, "Please Brother! You hardly EVER babysit and the kids don't no their Uncle!" "...Let's keep it that way," Ichigo suggested, Rukia elbowed him in the side, "Please! They're starting to think you're evil!" "They're intellegent! I taught 'em that!" Ichigo shouted, earning himself another jab in the ribs, "Fine, I will babysit," Byakuya said reluctantly, earning himself a hug from Rukia
Byakuya was not amused in the slightest, one child was pulling his hair, one was throwing paint at him, and the other two were hideing his "hair noodles" and he was endureing it all for one reason: So he would have a decent reason to tell his sister to stop reproduceing! If he endured this, maybe she'd stop at FOUR kids? And then he remembered Rukia's infamouse quote, "Oh I want LOTS of kids! ^^" Byakuya's eye started twitching, if he had never been afraid of Ichigo Kurosaki and Rukia Kurosaki before, (wich he likely hadn't) he was now, after all, if the two of them could completely ruin the structure of Soul Society by themselves...imagine wat an army of them could do! Byakuya shuddered at the thought, and here were the children, running amuck, should he ever get Ichigo Kurosaki in a room alone.... well, say goodbye to life Strawberry
Elsewere...."Mmm, I LOVE hotel beds!" Rukia moaned, curleing into a ball on the bed, "Ah, you're kidding right?" Rukia shot straight up, "No! Why? Don't you agree?" "Not reallly, I mean, they're pretty uncomfortable to me," "Ah wat do YOU no about comfort?" she asked rhetorically, turning on her side, Ichigo sat down next to her, "It's all your fault anyway," Rukia stated simply, "Wat's my fault?!" "Haveing to come here, leaveing the babies with Brother," "Hey! If the kids grow up traumatized just remember that I wanted to kill him and YOU wouldn't let me!" "Oh I'm sorry, it seems you've forgotten the many times that Brother saved me," "Would you stop throweing that in my face already?!" "....And all to get your old high-school diary," "JOURNAL! And besides that, I wanted to have written recordss of our first year together, who nos wat will happen if we rely on our kids to just tell the story, I mean, they might end up saying that we were- never mind it's just TOO frightening, anyway if you were smart you would've made one too," Rukia smirked, "Oh my dear, no, see if YOU were smart, you'd remember that journal, atleast MINE is in my duffle bag, and atleast MINE usually stays in the draw of our nighttable," "....Shut up already,"
Back in Sereitei.... There was a small nock on the door, the young prodegy looked up, "It's open," he stated, the door slowly opened, revealing Byakuya and four little children, Toshiro raised an eyebrow, "Yes?" "Captin Hitsugaya....please babysit these little mosnters! I gurantee that hollow babies would be easier to care for! Help me!"

It's Instinct

Link to my inspration http://ligernekoka.deviantart.com/art/Bleach-Strip-002-61917440Ichigo glared at the man in front of him, on the one hand he couldn't imagine this actually HAPPENING, but on the other hand the only time he had been dreaming with his hollow in it was a nightmare with his hollow takeing control and Rukia- he couldn't finish that thought, so he decided to go back to glareing at Hichigo, he was just WAITING to see Hichigo pull out some huge, extra-sharp needle, he had slight chills go up his spine, but kept his eyes on the bleach wite man, (or watever you want to call him) "Do you no wat makes me the best doctor?" he asked, glancing at his "pateint" he sensed that his king was truley suspiciouse right now, that just made him grin even wider, "No, so wat is it already?" Ichigo reluctently answered, brushing his hands off and looking away for the first time, Hichigo grinned and chuckled lightly, clicking his scapel-pen, fully-perpared to scare the liveing daylights out of his king, "Well, since you want to no so badly, ...." he started, looking back at Ichigo, who was glareing at him again, "IT'S INSTINCT!" he shouted, shoveing the scapal look alike in Ichigo's face and makeing the man nearly hit his head on the wall behind him, he quickly withdrew, clicking his pen back and laughing untill his ribs hurt, he watched the anger flare up in his king's eyes, he hopped down from the bench and grabbed the collar of Hichigo's wite, insanitarium-ish jacket, "Wat is WRONG with you?! Don't you have a conciouse?!" Hichigo lightly pryed his king's fingers off of his new jacket, "Calm down King, don't YOU have a sense of humor?" Ichigo glared back at his hollow, who he was actually becomeing strangely attached to, not that he would ever agree to let his hollow have any fun, he simply had developed a strange sort of freindship-like bond with the hollow, "Why I oughtta-" "Calm down King, I didn't do it JUST for the kicks, I had an...agreement, of sorts, with my woman, I had to keep it you see, or otherwise she'd kill me!" "Your woman?" "Yes, you'll find out about her soon enough, but for now, I strongly suggest you pay a little visit to the qeen," and with that, Ichigo was awake and in his own body again,
Rukia pulled on her new boots with an annoyed expression resting on her face, she remembered the strange incounter that she had had with her hollow, and that made her even more annoyed... Rukia swung her legs back and forth, a habit that she had developed as a child, wenever she was so high up that her feet didn't touch the ground (and this was one of those situations) she had the habbit of swinging her legs to distract her from the hight, she glared at her hollow, "Do you no wat makes me the best doctor?" she asked, Rukia rolled her eyes and swung her legs over the bench, laying down flat and concentrateing on the celling, "No, so wat is it already?" she was pretty bored in all honesty, for some reson she trusted her hollow, atleast she did once Rukiow bowed before her and called her qeen, she had developed a bond with her hollow akin to freindship and felt somewat safe closeing her eyes so that the bright light didn't sting, "Well, since you want to no so badly...." she began, clicking her scalpal-pen, and smirking, "IT'S INSTINCT!" She shouted, shoveing the pen in her qeens face, earning a small "eep" from her master, she grinned, leaning back, and her smirk slightly faltered, woundering if she had un-intentionally given her sweet qeen a heart attack, but the grin returned wen Rukia jumped up and pulled on Rukiow's jacket coller, "Wat do you think you're doing?! Trying to kill me?!" "Relax Qeen, it wasn't just for kicks, my man and I have a deal and I'd rather like to keep it," "Your man?" she asked, letting her hollow's jacket coller pop back in place, "Yes, and by the way, your king is most likely feeling a bit down, I think you should pay him a visit with a bottle of medicine if you no wat I mean,"
The closet was empty, were could she be? Ichigo ran down the stairs and down the hall wen he saw the little fluff of raven black hair that he was looking for, he stepped in the doorway to see little Rukia in a possibly horrifying outfit, she wore almost exactly the same thing that his hollow had been wearing, only....girlyer, it was a bit frightening, "Rukia? Wat are you doing?" he asked nervously, "Oh, just looking for something, I'll only be a moment, why don't you sit down?" she offered, not bothering to turn away from the cabinet that she was searching through, Ichigo walked in the eeirily plain room and sat on the bench behind Rukia, "Did you hurt yourself or something?" he asked curiously, not seeing another reason for her to be searching the cabinets of an exam room, "No, thanks for asking though," there was a pause and just before Ichigo could ask her another questin she asked him, "Do you no wat makes me the best doctor Ichigo?" Ichigo's eyes about came out of his head, that question was uncanily simaler to-, "No, so wat is it already?" he felt that he should play this out for some reason, Rukia closed the cabinet and swished around, the skirt of her dress floweing beautifully around her, "Well, since you want to no so badly, ...." she said, the heels of her boots clicking as she approached him, slideing her hands over his shoulders, "It's instinct," she wispered, kissing him deeply, so much so that he actually leaned back to deepen it, he wrapped his arms around her tiny frame and pulled her on top of him, his head hittng the pillow behind him, and something about that outfit made her madly irrisitable, they had been together for a week now (officially) and he was thinking about popping the question, and this sudden burst of passion made that a neccesity now, finally they were both turning blue and had to release, "Wat spawned that?" he asked, leaning up a bit, Rukia now perched comfortably in his lap, "Well, my hollow-" "Wait, did she happen to mention a king and instinct and-" "Yeah, how did you...?" they looked at eachother and in unison concluded, "They were in on it,"

How Cute!^^

A Modern Cinderella

A Modern Cinderella
(This takes place after FTB)
"Bye Ichigo! Be back in a few days!" Rukia chimed, makeing an attempt to leap out the window, but she noticed then that Ichigo had grabbed her rist, so she sighed and asked the question that she new she'd regret asking, "Wat?" "Well, Midget, wat part of 'You're never going to Soul Society without me again' don't you understand?" Rukia's mouth dropped slightly, "Wa- You were seriuose?! I thought you were just over-reacting because I came back slightly injured last time!" At that statement Ichigo was standing, glareing at her with obvouse anger, "'Slightly injured'? 'Slightly injured'?! You were way more than 'slightly injured' Rukia! Besides, I was about to make that a rule anyway, frankly I don't trust your brother not to kill and or marry you off wen I'm not looking," Rukia rolled her eyes, honestly, he was so overprotective! "Going alone is out of the question, Rukia," "And wat are yo going to do to stop me? Hm?" Ichigo grinned, "Two words: Pad locks" Rukia glared at him, "Let's not add lateness to my list of reasons to be disowned," and at that they were off, although frankly Ichigo thought that getting the Kuchikis to disown her would do more good than harm....
"You have to stay here," Rukia said simply, opening the door to her room in the Kuchiki manor, "Why?!" "Because I'm going shopping," "For wat?" "None of your buisness!" she shouted, "Wait...isn't tommorrow your birthday?" Rukia glared daggeres at him, "Yeah, so?" "Uh, um, well, never mind," and with that the door slammed shut, 'Tommorrow's her birthday, hm, Renji's probbably getting her a Chappy, so wat should I do?' he thought, and then it hit him like a ton of bricks, the perfect present!
Ichigo grinned, looking at the clock, admittedly he was a bit uneasy remembering that they were on their way to this big formal party, espically considering that he would be their as Rukia's personal guest and Byakuya had tried to "reason with her" and therefor get him banned, luckily for Ichigo it didn't work, aparently there was some sort of tradition that no one close to Rukia could see her before the party, and as he waited for her at the bottum of the large stair case, he had the sudden feeling that she wasn't paticuarly fond of this "rule" either, and then he heard the announcer call her name, he looked up and she was wearing the most beautifull kimono, it was pink with purple flowers and her hair was tied up with a small purple rose, "Wow," he wispered, "Wow wat?" "Agh!" Wen had she stepped next to him....? She tilted her head, "Wat's WITH you?" she aasked, "Um, nothing," he followed her to a less crowded area of the ball room, "These parties are so boreing, I wish I could just celebrate my own way," Ichigo grinned, "Then...let's leave wile they're distracted," he wispered, Rukia smiled, "And were would we go?" "I have an ideah,"
"So do you no how to ice skate?" Rukia rolled her eyes, sitting on a wooden bench near a frozen pound, "Ofcourse I do!" Ichigo grinned, "By the way, here's part one of your gift," he handed her a pink box and she looked at him questioningly, "Part one?" "Yep, there are two," Rukia shook her head slowly, opening the box, and wen she saw its contents, a complete look of shock came over her, "Are these....?" she wispered, pulling out a pair of the most beautifull slippers she had ever seen, "Are these....glass?" she wispered, Ichigo nodded slowly, "Do you realize how hard it is to find glass slippers?" she smirked, "These are just for show right?" "No, you can wear them, and by the way, look on the bottum," she turned one of the shoes over, and her mouth dropped, "Are these...ice skates?" Ichigo smirked, "And finding glass ice skates is even nmore difficult," there was a small blade on the bottum of the slippers, but they were quickly out of her grasp and resting in Ichigo's hands, he smirked, neeling before her and slideing her ice skates on (she had already taken off her sandals) he smiled at her, "So are you ready to ice skate?" "Yes, but it looks like someone beat us to it," she said simply, "Oh, well let's go to the other side of the pound then," he took her hand and they walked up the path and over the small bridge, wen Ichigo stopped, "I think there's something written in the ice," Rukia looked over the side of the bridge, and the words "Marry Me Rukia" were etched in the frozen pound, she swished around to see Ichigo neeling before her, ring in hand, "Marry me Rukia," he said, Rukia smiled, took the ring, and wispered, "Ofcourse," before kissing him lightly on his lips, she truley felt like a modern Cinderella, "Happy birthday, Rukia,"

Trieing To Tie

Link to the picture that inspired this: http://lanithanai.deviantart.com/art/Wifely-Duties-56639185
"Oh counfound it!" Rukia spat, undoing the potential not for the fifth time, "Confound it? Rukia, WERE did you learn that?" "My sister talked like that, I thought it'd be a better example for the kids if we kept our mouths clean," "Rukia, Honey, wat part of 'They're already ruined' don't you understand?" Rukia stuck her tounge out at her husband, "You no, my sister couldn't tie nots either, well, not according to my brother," "Understandable," Tsuki chimed, "So let me get this straight," Ichigo started, "Your sister couldn't tie nots, YOU can't tie nots, and now our daughter can't tie nots, it seems that your side of the family has some seriouse hand-eye-coordination issuses," "And it seems that YOUR side of the family, mainly you, has some brain-mouth-coordination issues," Ichigo rolled his eyes "Ya' no, let ME do it," Rukia slapped him on the back of the head, well, atleast she was TRIEING!