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A Song From Mulan called "I'll Make a Man Out of You" in Sasuke Style
Sasuke style: (this song originally from mulan called "i'll make a man out of you")
Sasuke:
Lets get down to business and itll be in song
Did your stupid jutsu go horribly wrong?
Youre the saddest team Ive ever met
Sakura:
dont say that, it isnt true
Sasuke Ill make a man out of you
Itachi:
What is this Im hearing?
Is this your girlfriend?
Fooling around like this,
you will never win
youre a spinless, pale, pathetic brother and you havent got a clue
Sasuke Ill make a man out of you
Sasuke:
Im gonna kill that idiot
Sakura:
Sasuke why wont you please accept me?
Itachi:
Brother you should have better taste.
Sasuke:
Can you guys just shut up?
Sakura:
Sasuke why wont you come to me?
Itachi:
This body of yours is just going to waste
Sasuke:
(Be a man) like The person I want cant be found here (Be a Man) This is isnt helping me get stronger (Be a Man) Dont go around touching me I wont take this crap from you any longer
Sasuke:
Listen to me Sakura, so you understand
Im as straight as Haku, I cant be your man.
Then theres you my brother dear,
youre too short, cant barely see.
Only you make a man out of me
(on the last part hes actually talking about naruto making a man out of sasuke. lol)
the emo song
Isabella:Gaysas(lol his nick name Gaysas=2 Sasuke with uke like gay)
Sasuke:Stop calling me that!
Isabella:Hey sasuke two words.
Sasuke:What?
Isabella:DUCK BUTT!!!
Sasuke:DAMN IT LEAVE ME ALONE!
Isabella:EMO BOY!
Sasuke:jafhdshfiusdhfewuwfdhjfhewuihfjdssjdhfjsl
Isabella:0_o
Sasuke:SHUT UUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!
-SASUKE RUNS OFF A CRYS IN A CORNER-
Sasuke:MY HAPPY PLACE, MY HAPPY PLACE, MY HAPPPPPYYYY PLACE -crys-
Isabella:Oh......kay....-.-; anyway heres the emo song :)
THE EMO SONG
E is for Emotional, ruins everybody's life. M is for Misery! O is for On the Dark Side, cuz we've got some fresh cookies!!!
Sasuke:meenieeeee
Isabella:Ur sooo G.A.Y Sasuke because on that one ep. u and naruto kissed and people started drawing sasunaru fanart and fan comics.
-sasuke types sasunaru on myspace clicks on yaoi narusasu(lol sasuke doesn't know what yaoi is)and see a pic of them kissing-
-sasukes reation-
Priceless where money cant buy.
lol
sasuke
????????????:Hey sasuke
Sasuke: omfg a GIRL RRRRUUUUNNNNNNNNN!
Isabella: im not a fan girl
Isabella: im foodlove and my REAL name is Isabella get it right EMO BOY
Sasuke:yha soo
Isabella: yha soo i have qestion of fangirls and me Im not a fangirl if I was then why did I list was to annoy you.
Sasuke:I rest my case....so lest get on with the damn question!
These questions are from Mi-Mi(Meagan)
Who is the most annoying female and male in Konoha?
Have you ever considered growing a beard?
How do you deal with bashing?
What was your most embarassing moment?
Who is your favorite person in Akatsuki?
Who would you rather fight: Lee-sama, Gaara, or Neji?
Spicy, bitter, or sour?
Whats your favorite color?
Why do you wear a pokeball on the back of your shirt?
Sasuke: Sakura and Naruto.
Sasuke:NO, facial hair is ugly.
Sasuke:I don't deal with it, I ignore it.
Isabella: You get Bashed by your brother Chicken Butt
Sasuke:shut up
Sasuke:I don't have one. NOBODY!
Sasuke:Lee so I can pay him back for kicking my ass.
Sasuke:-.- SPICY!
Sasuke:Black.
Sasuke:ITS THE UCHIHA SYMBOL, DUMBASS AND ITS NOT A POKEBALL, ITS A FAN!!! -.-'
100 ways
1.) Place a tracking device on him. Then give it to his fangirls.
2.) Dye his clothes pink.
3.) Buy him Care Bears for his birthday.
4.) FANFICTIONS!
5.) Replace his weapons with paper hearts.
6.) Steal his tomatoes and run around in circles gloating about it.
7.) When he catches up with you, stomp on his tomatoes.
8.) Tie him up and poke him endlessly for hours.
9.) Make up a stupid song about emo guys with big egos.
10.) Take pictures of him sleeping with a teddy!
11.) Next, put the pictures on the internet!
12.) Sell him to a crazy fangirl on eBay for 13 cents.
13.) Enroll him in preschool.
14.) Lock him in a flame-proof room with at least 50 fangirls.
15.) Medically induce a deep sleep on him, then surgically remove his eyes.
16.) Sell his eyes on eBay!
17.) Enter him on a dating game on the internet.
18.) ROMANCE MOVIES!!!!!!!!!
19.) Make him watch episode clips of himself being insulted/messing up/making a fool of himself for HOURS!
20.) Invite all the Sasuke-haters to your house for a torture party.
21.) FANART!
22.) Make him do your homework for the rest of your life.
23.) Alternately sing, “SASUKE AND SAKURA SITTING IN A TREE . . .” (you know the rest), and “NARUTO AND SASUKE SITTING IN A TREE . . .” at random intervals.
24.) Dress up like him.
25.) Force him into a bunny costume!
26.) Buy him a cockatoo, and when you show it to him, say, “DOESN’T IT LOOK LIKE SASUKE-KUN?!”
27.) Give him a make-over. If you suck at that kind of stuff, even better!
28.) Say, “Huh?” and “Why?” a lot.
29.) Mimic everything he says and does, and when he turns around, act innocent.
30.) Pretend it’s Valentine’s Day. EVERY day. Tell other people to follow your lead.
31.) Bring him to Disney World!
32.) Send him to day care!
33.) Say, “You’re a very bad boy, Sa-kun! No TV for you! AND NO CANDY!” whenever he complains about something.
34.) Convince him that what happened in fanfictions actually happened to him, when he was drunk.
35.) Put a tomato in front of his face and make him chase it in circles.
36.) Tell him that if he wears a bright, pink, flowered dress, Itachi will die.
37.) Tell him if he does the above, AND wears make up and acts all, “like, totally!” all day, no, make that for 8 years, he will receive the Kaleidoscope Sharingan without killing Naruto.
38.) Switch his clothes with Naruto’s and Sakura’s.
39.) Scream, “I LIKE EGGS!” or “CHEESECAKE!”
40.) Wake him up every morning by screaming at the top of your lungs that Itachi broke into his house.
41.) Then dump water on him. Very cold water!
42.) When he stops believing you that Itachi broke into his house, tell Itachi to come over.
43.) Teach his fangirls stupid puns like, “Ooh, he knows fireball justu; he’s so hot!”
44.) Compare his hair to a lot of stuff. Like forks. Or roosters.
45.) Offer to redo his hair for him when he gets fed up of #44.
46.) Spike his drinks with liqour.
47.) Take pictures of him doing stupid stuff when he’s drunk. Post them on the internet.
48.) Tape a sign ‘Kick Me’ on his back.
49.) Knock him out, then leave him on the sidewalk with a sign that says, ‘Will kiss for money.’
50.) Ask him what he wants for dinner. Then give him dirt. Every night.
51.) Call him ‘cockatoo-chan’.
52.) Lock him in the same room with Rock Lee for 2 days, while drugged so that he will do anything Lee tells him to do.
53.) HAMSTER DANCE!
54.) Tell him his inner demon is a brightly colored butterfly.
55.) Finally give him tomatoes for dinner. But don’t tell him that you filled them with sweet bean paste, fermented soy beans, and dog crap.
56.) HUG HIM!
57.) Transplant his brain with Naruto’s . . .
58.) Find comics that embarrass him, then randomly quote them.
59.) Ask “Are we there yet?” Even if you’re not going anywhere.
60.) Dress him up as Cupid on Valentine’s Day.
61.) Sign him up for babysitting, and threaten if he makes the kids cry, you’ll do things very bad to him.
62.) Sign him up for recreational soccer - ages 3 to 6.
63.) Put make-up on him while he’s asleep.
64.) Pretend he’s allergic to cats! (Even funnier if you find out he actually is!)
65.) Slap him. Randomly.
66.) Run around screaming, “GO ITACHI! KILL THOSE UCHIHAS! Oh, wait . . . YOU MISSED ONE!”
67.) Sign him up for a duel with Naruto everyday. When he protests, say, “Oh, yeah, I forgot you weren’t strong enough!”
68.) VOODOO!
69.) Pretend to be a zombie and moan, “I will eat your braaaaaaaaaaains!” Then examine his head and moan, “You don’t have any braaaaains!”
70.) Convince him to jump off a cliff. Then yell, “I FORGOT YOU DON’T HAVE LIFE INSURANCE!” over the edge.
71.) Follow him, holding a sign over his head that says, “I luv my fangirls! AND COCKATOOS!”
72.) WHOOPEE COUSHIN!
73.) Set him up on a date with ALL his fangirls and watch every single one slap him when they find out!
74.) Prank call him every five minutes. If he figures out it’s you, pretend not to know what he’s talking about.
75.) Steal his credit card and buy lots of pretty, fluffy, and flowery things.
76.) Use his credit card to go on a really expensive vacation. Then get him a t-shirt that says, ‘My torturer used my credit card to go on vacation, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.’
77.) Convince him to play house with you!
78.) Invite tons of little kids over to play with him.
79.) Use him as a pinata.
80.) Stuff him in a Santa Clause outfit and get a mall to hire him.
81.) Make him wear a pair of fake glasses and a plastic nose. (You know, one of those joke detective sets.)
82.) Call Inuyasha and Ichigo and every other guy with a big ego and tell them that Sasuke said they were sissys and he could take them with his hands tied. Then watch Sasuke get beat up.
83.) Yell, “I AM THE ALMIGHTY BUNNY GOD! YOU WILL DIE, UCHIHA SASUKE, A VERY PAINFUL AND PRETTIFUL DEATH!”
84.) Give him a black eye and proceed to call him ‘Spot’.
85.) Stick him on a one-way flight to Antarctica.
86.) Draw chibi versions of him.
87.) Steal his house keys and duplicate them, giving a copy to everyone you can think of.
88.) Chase him in pointless circles
89.) Make him take care of a dog.
90.) Poke his curse mark.
91.) Tie him to a chair and make him watch Barney and Telletubies and educational videos.
92.) Try to convince him he’s a girl.
93.) Burn his clothes, and then make him shop in the girl’s section of Aeropastale.
94.) Sign him up for the circus, as a human cannonball.
95.) Dump gasoline on him while he’s practicing his fireball jutsu.
96.) Force him to knit sweaters for charity.
97.) Rewrite his lines for future episodes.
98.) Dye his wings white and glue a halo to his head.
99.) Tickle him.
100.) If he protests to any of the above, post this list on the internet.
64 ways lol
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64 ways to annoy Uchiha Sasuke
1) Scream “OMG!” right when he’s about to throw a kunai
2) Keep saying “Hey, Sasuke!” until he answers, then say “Nothing”
3) Carry around Itachi plushie
4) Dump a bucket of water on him when he uses his fire jutsus, yelling “FIRE!”
5) Scream as loud as you can, saying you saw a spider
6) Tell him you saw him at ballet lessons last week
7) Start singing the Macarena around him
8) Yell at him to shut up when he’s not saying anything
9) Paint his nails while he’s sleeping
10) Draw whiskers on him when he’s sleeping
11) Steal his clothes, making the only clothes available a dress
12) Ask him how his family is doing
13) Invite him to a brother-brother picnic
14) Keep poking him until he runs a way
15) Keep staring at him for no reason
16) Ask if he’s a virgin—
17) –Ask him why
18) Dress up as Itachi for Halloween
19) Dress up as him for Halloween
20) Scratch his headband
21) Keep shouting “Marco! Polo!” whenever he’s near
22) Replace his shampoo with pink dye
23) Tell random knock-knock jokes at the most annoying moments
24) Start a rumor about him and Naruto
25) Keep spraying him with perfume when he least expects it
26) Sneak into his house and paint his room pink
27) Hit him at random moments of the day
28) Yell “Damn!” for no reason and when he asks you what’s wrong, say “Nothing” with shifty eyes.
29) Keep doing random jutsus on him and say your just testing his reflexes.
30) Go through constant mood swings for no reason
31) Keep rambling on about how Itachi is the coolest
32) Keep asking him why he hasn’t killed Itachi wet
33) Lock him in a room with fan girls—
34) –Throw away the key
35) Keep pretending to throw shurikens or kunais at him, saying you heard something behind him
36) Blame him for everything that happens
36) Put sleeping powder in his food—
37) –Then ruffle his hair and ask him why he overslept
38) Insist on fixing your hair 50 times before completing a mission
39) Sign him up for a singing competition
40) Ask him for different ways to piss him off and don’t stop until he helps you
41) Attack him with Itachi and Kisame puppets
42) Slap him, saying “How could you! I thought what we had was special!” then storm off.
43) Point to part of your face and keep telling him he’s go something “rrrriiiiggghhhttt there, no here, no HERE, here damn it! I GIVE UP!” and stomp of madly
44) Trick him into swearing that he’ll NEVER kill Itachi—
45) –Then show him where Itachi was hiding at the time
46) Say he’s not special and you’ve also got the Sharigan, it’s just that your wearing contacts.
47) Try to smuggle out his feelings for Itachi—
48) –When (if) you do, tell Itachi and everyone else
49) Tell all of the Rookie 9 boys you saw him at ballet lessons last week
50) Scream “Hey weren’t you at Limited Too yesterday?” when he’s with his friends…uh scratch that ex-teammates and quickly rum away
51) Repeat #51 but instead of ‘Limited Too’ say ‘Victoria’s Secret’
52) Lock him up in a room with Rock Lee and Jutsu proof the door
53) Accuse him of being a girl
54) Accuse him of being gay
56) Glue him to Itachi Back-to-back
57) When he speaks say “What?” over & over again.
58) Ask him why he’s been beaten by Naruto so many times
59) Waste all the hot water in his house while he’s asleep
60) Flush the toilet while he’s in the shower then run away
61) Prank call him & say your Itachi
62) Prank call him and say you’re a fan girl
63) Three words: Yaoi Fan Fiction (ItaSasu!)
64) Show him this list
