Gym

School went on as usual for the past few days. Hidan, Itachi, Kakuzu, and Kisame would get in trouble and be sent to Pein’s office, Zetsu would visit the counselor twice a day, and Tobi, Sasori, and Deidara were getting As and Bs in most of their classes. “Okay, does everyone know what day it is?” Konan asked.

“Art day?” Sasori, Deidara, and Tobi chimed in.

“No, you bozos!” Hidan yelled, “It’s gym day!”

“Yes, Hidan,” Konan said in an annoyed tone for him yelling at the three, “It is gym day, but because it’s raining outside-“

“Awww!” the first graders whined.

“You didn’t let me finish!” Konan explained, “Because it’s raining outside, we’re going to play dodge ball!”

Everyone in the classroom cheered except Sasori and Deidara. Tobi suddenly stopped cheering and looked at Deidara and Sasori’s worried faces. “What’s wrong guys?” Tobi said clueless to the situation.

“Inside dodge ball is cool, but it’s not cool because it’s always Itachi’s team ganging up on us,” Sasori explained.

Tobi got the idea of the situation and then realized; it was that bad.

The small class entered the gigantic gym. The gym had Akatsuki colors all over they even had banners of the accomplishments in sports and missions they had. “All right, choose your teams everyone!” Konan said excitedly.

As usual, Kisame and Itachi recruited Hidan and Kakuzu while Deidara, Sasori, and Tobi recruited Zetsu. “Sempai,” Tobi said, “Your team will have a change of luck this time. I’m positive!”

“Itachi, they chose that new kid Tobi. I’ve never seen him play dodge ball here, so I’m worried we might not win,” Kisame cautioned.

“Relax shark-boy!” Hidan said, “Deidara’s team is full of weaklings. His team still lost last time we played, so we shouldn’t worry about a weakling like Tobi being added.”

“At any cost, if Tobi is weak or not, we should consider him a threat,” Itachi said.

“We all know the rules!” Konan said, “You may use your ninja techniques, which involves bloodline traits and genjutsu, if you are hit with a dodge ball, you’re out, you may bring your teammates back by catching a dodge ball, if a dodge ball is caught you’re out, and if you defend yourself with weapons or the dodge ball you’re out. Are these rules clear?”

“Yes!” both teams said.

“Alright!” Konan said.

She blew the whistle and both teams went to gather the dodge balls. Itachi’s team arrived first, but when they tried to snatch up the balls, they disappeared. “What?!” Itachi thought.

He looked over and saw Tobi on the other side of the dodge ball field with all the dodge balls in his arms. “This dodge ball game is getting serious!” Itachi said as he used his chakra to summon up his unique bloodline trait the sharingan, “It’s on!”

End