Principal Pein

Spring Break ended abruptly. Every one of the first graders hated that. “Man, why does spring break have to end?” Zetsu’s white personality whined.

“Because they are afraid we’ll run amuck in the streets, burning down buildings, killing people, or eating them. You know, just like what we do in summer break,” Zetsu’s black personality responded.

Sasori was finally cooled off after being crushed by Tobi. Deidara and Tobi sat at a different table than Sasori though, fearing they’d be killed. “Okay everyone; did you have a nice spring break?” Konan asked the class.

“Wish it would’ve lasted longer, so I wouldn’t have to look at you!” Hidan shouted.

Konan became angry at Hidan’s outburst and shouted, “HIDAN! TO PRINCIPAL PEIN’S OFFICE, NOW!”

The class became scared after hearing Konan shout at Hidan. Hidan got up steamed and wondering what he had done wrong and left the room. “This is the twelfth time Hidan was sent to the principal’s office,” Kisame whispered to Itachi.

“I know, I wonder what is going to happen,” Itachi said wondering.

Hidan slammed the class door. “That b**ch doesn’t know how to teach! I don’t get why I’m still stuck in this stupid class!” Hidan shouted, “I should be in the Akatsuki by now!”

Hidan was upset and steamed. “Why do I have to go to the principal’s office? She just asked how our break was, and I responded truthfully. I swear I’M GETTING THE SHORT END OF THE STICK HERE!” Hidan said to himself, and then found himself shouting.
Hidan sat outside the principal’s door. “Konan said you’d be coming again Hidan,” the leader said, “come on in.”

Hidan obeyed and entered. “So, Hidan, what’d you do this time?” Pein said as Hidan sat in his usual seat.

“Ms. Konan asked if we enjoyed summer break, and I told her ‘I wish it would’ve lasted longer’ and then she got mad at me for no reason and sent me here,” Hidan said pouting and staring at the floor.

“Hmm… Konan tells me you said ‘I wish it would’ve lasted longer so I wouldn’t have to see your face.’ Are you saying she’s picking on you?” Pein asked.

“I did say that, but I’m only tired of her always blaming me for stuff I didn’t do!” Hidan whined.

“I say Konan lays punishment down fairly,” Pein said calmly.

“Like how?!” Hidan shouted.

“She caught Kakuzu stealing your lunch money, she sent him here and gave you your money back,” Pein said.

Hidan started to look up, but still said nothing. “Remember when Itachi and Kisame used to pick on you? They were caught by Konan, and now I hear they’re your best friends,” Pein smiled.

Hidan looked at Pein and knew he was right. The leader sent Hidan back to class after the discussion. Hidan entered the classroom, sat in his seat and said, “Man do I hate this school.”

End