- All ‘Straight’ men are insecure, or completely unaware of their homosexual tendencies.
- All girlfriends or wives of seemingly straight men are bitches, clingy, or insane (usually all of the three).
- ‘Straight’ men can be turned 100% gay in about two milliseconds.
- Nonconsensual sex is perfectly legal.
It’s not like he doesn’t want it anyway.
- Despite any psychological trauma, hardship, or imbalances, it is perfectly all right to engage in sexual intercourse---right then and there.
- Condoms? What are those?
- In any relationship, there is always a ‘seme’ and an ‘uke’. Always.
- Uke’s are usually identified by their flustered faces, blushes, and their inability (or pitifully spoken way) to just say ‘no’.
- Seme’s are usually identified by their lusting expressions, their suave and/or passionate nature, and their extreme desire to ravish their partner at any moment, in any environment.
- Danger, fright, or suspicion is the perfect plot device to propel couples into a steamy love fest, usually ending with the premature declaration of their dedication and love.
No, but really---I love yaoi. xD I'm watching some right now... >.> Ai no Kusabi is the best.
