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- Browse theOtaku.com with a streamlined, 100% ad-free design
And before you ask, yes, I Adblocked it.
And guess what?
IT CAME BACK THE NEXT DAY.
And my exact words were:
So, it slipped past my Premium status and Adblock Plus.
Conclusion? Most BAMF advertisement ever. Obviously, this thing really, really, really wants me to relax and shop from the comfort of my home. And seeing how persistent they are, I'm beginning to understand the meaningful complexity of their words and see a brighter future for myself- filled with relaxing and shopping, while still being able to stay home and watch copious amounts of Cold Case Files & Doctor Who.
Let me translate that last bit for you,
Conclusion? Most virus-filled advertisement ever. Obviously, this thing really, really, really wants my foot up its digital hindquarters from the comfort of hell. And seeing how persistent they are, I'm beginning to loathe the moronic mediocrity of their words and see a darker future for them- riddled with ash and fire- the very air they will breathe will be a poisonous fume. And they will try to stop me, but not with 10,000 men can they do this. It will be folly.
Also, bowties are cool.
- All ‘Straight’ men are insecure, or completely unaware of their homosexual tendencies.
- All girlfriends or wives of seemingly straight men are bitches, clingy, or insane (usually all of the three).
- ‘Straight’ men can be turned 100% gay in about two milliseconds.
- Nonconsensual sex is perfectly legal.
It’s not like he doesn’t want it anyway.
- Despite any psychological trauma, hardship, or imbalances, it is perfectly all right to engage in sexual intercourse---right then and there.
- In any relationship, there is always a ‘seme’ and an ‘uke’. Always.
- Uke’s are usually identified by their flustered faces, blushes, and their inability (or pitifully spoken way) to just say ‘no’.
- Seme’s are usually identified by their lusting expressions, their suave and/or passionate nature, and their extreme desire to ravish their partner at any moment, in any environment.
- Danger, fright, or suspicion is the perfect plot device to propel couples into a steamy love fest, usually ending with the premature declaration of their dedication and love.
No, but really---I love yaoi. xD I'm watching some right now... >.> Ai no Kusabi is the best.
