Frequently Asked Questions:

Isn't that a little bright? Most indubitably.
Too much? Maybe.
Are you 9000% pleased with the result? Not particularly.
Why did you post it then? Ascalfrascal told me to do it. Persuasive little buggers.
Is there anything you'd like to say before we leave? Never lose your teeth, oh, and avoid watching Lost with people who've seen it before you.

Credits -
Aethereality ~ brushes
Resurgere ~ texture
Digital-Bondage ~ vector

Regular version recommended this time. o_O