What Gintama Character Are You?

Yeah, can't you guys come up with something new?
No. I mean it is just a question...
I love colors. *eyes sparkle*
Woof!

Do you read Shonen Jump?

Hehe, of course! What do you think I'm an idiot?
What's that?
I don't have time for that garbage.
No
Woof!

Oh, here is an excellent question: Are you a boy or a girl?

Okay, so you live in Edo and Edo has been taken over by aliens and you are forced to live beside them. What do you have to say about that?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Someone save me!
I don't like them, but we have to live with them.
Aliens? Where?
DIE YOU STUPID ALIENS!
Woof!

An old lady comes up to you and yells, "Help" over and over until you say:

Be quiet will you? My ear is about to fall off.
Calm down ma'am. Now what's the problem?
Shut up old lady.
What's wrong?
Ah! Run away!
Ewww. You smell.
Woof!

The old lady has her cat stuck in a tree and no matter what you said; you get the cat down. Then she offers you a case full of money. What is your reaction?

I don't need it. I was just doing my job.
Ah, thank you.
That's okay. You keep it and give yourself a nice bath.
Ahahaha! I don't need it! *takes money* Sayonara!
Now I can expand my army- I mean...I will give this to a good charity.
T-t-t-t-thank you. I'm saved!!
Woof! *eats money*

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I see a ghost!

G-g-g-g-g-ghost?! *jumps in a lake*
Ahahaha! Nice to meet you Mr. Ghost!
T-there's no such thing.
Woof...

Hahaha! I was just kidding!

I'll kill you!!
P-please don't do that again.
I-I knew it was a joke all along >.>
Well don't you think you're funny *evil smile*
WOOF! *bite*

Okay, final question: Do you like balloons?

Please. Shonen Jump totally beats a balloon!
No way. Balloons are for children.
*thinks: I guess I could put a bomb in a balloon...* Thank you for this wonderful idea.
*pops the balloon* They're not strong at all.
Balloons are so cute!
T-then I think they're cute too!
Woof!