Who's Your Anime Daddy?

Complains of the constant destruction of his home and demands that you clean it up
Attempts to clean it up before you can
Offers to clean it up for you
Tells you to be more careful and to clean it up
Apologizes for your mother's ranting and watches sadly while you slave away

Your father finds a note in your bag from a person obviously of the opposite sex, he....

Flips out and begins to stalk you and this love interest
Worries that he's losing his one and only baby
Shreds the note, runs it through a meat grinder, and buys you a chastity belt
Urges you the pursue the relationship and get out more
Calls you a "sex fiend" and makes lurid remarks throughout dinner

The last porkchop at supper comes down to you and dad, you....

Happily plop it on your plate at your father's insistence
Flip a coin to see who gets it
Avoid any contest as your father doesn't eat porkchops
Fall for the "oh look" trick and lose out on the goods
Split the porkchop so that you can share, but offer him the bigger piece

Oh no! You're late for school, your beloved father....

Calls your brother to come get you
Wigs out until you calmly make it very clear you'll be able to get to school just fine
Is already in the car, engine going, and ready to roll
Pushes you quickly out the door before your mother notices you're tardiness
Tells you, "Tough luck," and goes about his business

What makes you most proud of your dad?

He's a writer
He's not afraid to spoil you rotten
He's a war veteran
He's got great taste in fashion
He'll risk smelling like barbeque for a week to save you

Your father has the opportunity to meet your classmates, he....

Finds them to be an odd lot and mistakes one for a much older person
He welcomes them warmly and encourages them to visit often
Loves to have them around as an entourage
Welcomes them eagerly if they're pretty high school girls
Hasn't a clue what he's supposed to do in these kinds of situations

What big secret is your pops hiding from you?

One of your relatives is actually female
You're an weapon of mass destruction
Your grandmother is a psycho and looks just like you sadly
He has no intentions of cutting you off anytime soon
He knows more about your school life than you ever tell him

Your father's challenged to a throwdown, he....

Easily holds his own without breaking a nail
Puts his training to good use
Offers to make love, not war
Puts on his best cape to scare the heezy out of the competition
Will fight for your honor if he must... but wouldn't you prefer he buy you a nice big ice cream cone instead?

Your mother loves your father so long as he....

Stops tending to your every whim
No matter what
Forever and for always
What mother?!
Brings home the right beverage

On career day, your father talks about his profession as....

A restaurant owner
Loving father (what DOES he do?!)
Popular novelist
Hostess
Yeah, your dad's sooo not making it to career DAY....