INSERT NAME HERE What Type Of Gamer Are You?

Hello, fellow immortal.

Salutations.
Wha...
*Pokes your forehead* YOU SOUND INTERESTING!
No! You're MY fellow immortal! HUUENNAUNDUNEUNUDE *Flails arms*
Umm..


Sooooo, you like gaming, eh?

Obviously...
Oh, yes! I love gaming!
It's only my LIFE!
Whenever I'm winning. So, always.
I guess...a little...


What kind of games do you like?

(choose at least 1 and at most 3 answers)

RP games.
Children/Family-safe games (No cursing, drugs, guns, etc).
Puzzle games.
Anything with gore, guns, blood, etc.
Board games! :D


Interesting.. what kind of music do you listen to?

Heavy Metal/Dubstep/Classic Rock
Christian/Classical/Acoustic
Basically anything.
Boss music! (Stuff pros listen to, I guess)
What does this have to do with gaming?!


You kind of saw this coming... favorite color?

Black/Grey
Blue
Green
Red/Orange
Pink/Purple


RP time!

AWW, HELL YEAH!
Ohh.
*Whispers* YUSH..
I'll beat you at this RP!
What is that?


Even if you don't want to, you have to in order to get your results. HUEHUEHUEHUE~. Anyway, you were walking downtown and came across a guy in a black robe.

Stab dem! *Takes out a shuriken*
Oh, poor kid must be cold...
He seems nice.
CHALLENGE DAH FOO'! I CAN BEAT 'EM!
Come on, what's RP?!


The guy doesn't say anything. Instead, he faces you, but stays silent. How do you react?

*Stabs* FFFFFFFFFFF-
Are you cold? You must be cold.
Hey, dude... brofist? *Offers fist*
CHALLEEEEEENGE! *Points*
Hey, do you know what RP is?!


Suddenly, the guy disappears in front of your very eyes. Your reaction is...

Whut?! Where's the blood?!
Aw, he died... D:
*Takes out a gun*
HAAA! HE CHICKENED OUT! I WIN! *Dances*
Oh... he doesn't know what RP is, either...


The next day, you're walking down the same road, trying to find the robe-guy. There's a PS2 controller on the ground, and you happen to step on it.

Oh~... *Stomps on controller* DIEEEEEEEEE!
Hw-.. man, those things are old..
*LE GAAASP* HAYATEEEEE!
I CHALLENGE YOU, CONTROLLER! *Picks it up*
Controller, please help me! I don't know what RP is!


You appear inside a video game! TIMA~

It's a dream come true!!!! :'D
o_o ....
YESSS! TIMAAAA~
Ah-ha! I chance to prove myself a winner again!
O_O ... WHAT'S RP, DANG IT?!??!?


You eventually find out that this RP is kind of sort of based off of an episode of Hayate the Combat Butler - an amazingly epic anime that I recommend everyone to watch. SPONSOR! *Cough* Eugh... anyway, there's a girl in the clouds inside of a house, and she's trapped inside the video game unless you defeat her. (She's the villain, but she's honestly a good character.)

Oh, sweet! I'll add it to my list. Anyway... *Kaito moment*
Oh, I on't want to battle! MEHHEHEEGHEGHEGEH-
TIMA, TIMA, TIMAAA! *Ahem* Where was I? I need to begin training immediately!
I don't need training! Pfft! I can defeat her with my eyes closed!
Oh, maybe she knows what RP is.


After several encounters with multiple strange enemies, you gain mystical armor from within the deepest caves and climb up the clouds to meet the Villain. Tima, Tima!

Blood will shed, tears will fall. Just raise your sword and take it all~ *Slices her face open*
Excuse me, ma'am.. could we chat instead of battle? Friends are much better than enemies.. besides, it's safer.
I've trained for this moment for my whole life... *Raises weapon* Get ready, Tima!
I MUSTN'T LOSE TO YOU! *Awkwardly paced attack*
'Ey, lady! What's RP?


Defeating her was easier than you thought it would be. You are sent back into reality and wake up in a pile of your favorite junk foods and some other worthless Saturday-Night crap. Turns out it was just a dream, Tima!

SHUT UP WITH THE TIMA CRAP!
Oh, thank goodness I didn't have to hurt her.
Awww!
Haaa! I still won!
I still don't know what RP means!!!


That was pretty much it.. sorry. I probably ruined your day. HUEHUE.

Yep. Precisely.
No, no! It was... okay..
Meh. I just want mah results..
Did I win?!
WHAT IS RP?!?!?!?