What CP9 Member Are You? Linc

Let’s start out easy. Pick one or two adjectives that describe you.

(choose at least 1 and at most 2 answers)

Attractive
Honest
Fair
Blah
Competitive
Polite
Cold
Spoiled
Mean
Nice


What job would you perform the best at?

Office manager
Hired killer
Kindergarten teacher
Pro athlete
An officer in the army
Charity organizer
Swimsuit model
President of the World; I deserve it


If you were in court, you would be…

The lady taking notes on a funny typewriter
Someone watching from the sidelines
The judge
A witness on the stand
The hot-shot lawyer
The guy who draws pictures of people
The injured plaintiff suing for millions
The killer. I mean defendant.


You’re proud of your…

Fairness
Honesty
Kindness
Stability
Body
Winning streak
Power over others
Ruthlessness


The one thing people don’t like about you is…

That I’m so much more attractive than they are
I have good morals and they don't
I’m boring
I’m nice, even to my enemies
I have a big mouth
I’m overly competitive—and I always win!
I never show emotions
They have to listen to me whether they like it or not


You’ve been assigned the task of killing a gang leader. How would you do it?

Send someone else to do it
Disguise myself as one of his lackeys and gain his trust
Challenge him to a duel
Distract his guards with my sex appeal
Charge into his hide out and tear up the place!
Rip off his head and eat it
The most efficient way possible, obviously
Honestly? I’d probably screw it up…


Do you feel bad about deceiving your friends?

I don’t want to talk about it…
Yes! I hate lying
Yeah, it’s not very honorable
If they’re stupid enough to fall for it, then no
They should know looks can be deceiving
Hah! Those suckers fell for it
I did what I had to do
Naw, I can just buy some new friends~!


We’re putting on a talent show, yaaay! What will you do?

A dance
A martial arts display
Stand up comedy, but I’m not writing my own material
Saw a girl in half. No. Really.
I’ll be a judge!
I’ll work the curtains
I’ll pass out Tang at the door so no one gets thirsty!
I don’t know, but it will have ELEPHANTS and it will be BRILLIANT


Which TV show would you rather be on:

A talk show like The View or Maury
Monday night football
The 6 o’clock news
The Sopranos
My Sweet 16
Design on a Dime
America’s Next Top Model
Law & Order


What ringtone would you use on your cellphone?

“Candle in the Wind” by Elton John, and I’m not afraid to admit that!
The national anthem
“Rock You Like a Hurricane” by Scorpions
“Cold Hard Bizznatch” by Jet
I’d put my phone on vibrate; ringtones annoy others
Just the standard tone that comes with the phone
I crush phones with ringtones. And their owners.
I! LIKE! BIG! BUTTS! AND! I! CANNOT! LIE!


Who is the one character from One Piece that you can’t stand?

Nami; she thinks she’s heaven’s gift to men
Usopp; he’s always running from battle
Zoro; he thinks he’s soooo coooolll, but I’m better
Luffy; this ‘nakama’ crap needs to stop
Vivi; she doesn’t act like a real princess!
Aww, I don’t hate anyone :(
I hate my boss. Er--wait...
I don’t know


As a child, one of your favorite activities included:

Truth or Dare
Rough-housing
Dressing up
Hide and Seek—I never peeked!
Frying ants with a magnifying glass
Watching TV
Playing ‘house’
My parents buying me whatever I wanted. …what?