What Older Mario Game Are You?

Shy Guys.
I squirt them and THEN jump on them.
I fly around...WOOSH!!
Whatever starts a battle with me.
Those darn koopas.
I have to jump over barrels.
Whatever the mini game chooses.

What do you like to eat?

Star Bits.
Mushrooms
The white fluffies! But they make me dizzy sometimes..
Fried Shroom.
How can I eat when I'm getting barrels thrown at me?!
I'm too busy kicking butt at mini games!
I have to feed my Yoshi before he evaporates.

Where is Luigi?

We didn't invite him for the vacation.
He's player two.
Probably stuck in a bubble crying somewhere...poor guy.
He's at home, sitting on a rock singing.
He's not born yet..
He's somewhere in this galaxy....oops.
He's player four.

Oh look! A HAMMER!.....

I'LL SMASH MY ENEMIES WITH IT! Especially those spiky goombas!
Do dodododo doo dodoododododo doo!!
Maybe a hammer would stop this baby from crying...
There's no hammer in this mini game!
Who need a hammer when you can SQUIRT!
No hammers here...jumping is all me can do!
I knock them over with the force of my flying WOOSH!

How do you destroy your enemies?

I beat them at a mini game and win the star! >: D
I eats them! Then poo them out! Now they are eggs :D
WOOSH!!!!!!!
I cleans all of the icky paint like goops away!
Bounce bounce! Or I twirl them away with my cape!
STOP! HAMMER TIME
Hit them until their life points go byebye and then I get star points!

What does your platform look like? (a.k.a. gaming graphics)

Really pixely.
Looks like a child drew it. so cute!
Everything looks like it's made from cardboard.
Shiny and lots or realistic looking water and goop!
The graphics get better from game to game!
Amazing, Incredible! So many stars!
Looks like everything is drawn on MS Paint.

A pink bunny!

Is there a bunny behind that big bullet bill?
Sweet! If I catch it, it will give me a star!
Is it stuck in the goop?! I'LL SAVE IT!
Don't see it, just an angry monkey.
I don't see one around here, I'll ask Goombario.
THERE ARE TOO MANY SHY GUYS.
It better give me more coins.

Oh look it's Chuck Quizmo! What's he going to give you?

Who? Does he work for Bowser?
COINS?!?
Hmm...a shine sprite?
Star bits?!
A star piece!
He better give me Pauline back!
Was he the one who dropped Mario on me?

How does your music sound?

So soothing...so peaceful...so EPIC!
So childish and cute! Makes me wanna dance!
Very very 8-bit, just the way I like it!
Sounds like some simple catchy mario tunes.
Whatever the type of mini game it is!
Sounds tropical, perfect for vacation!
The music changes when I'm riding a yoshi!

Yoshi!

Crap I gotta go save the young ones from the jungle!
Hey, THAT'S ME!
He can lick anything! Except for charging Chucks.
QUICK! GET ME SOME FRUIT! HIS JUICE IS LOW!
He's gonna be in the sequel!
Uh oh, he's throwing eggs at yo butt, he wants that star.
Poor thing hasn't hatched yet.

What kind of colors do you like?

LOTS! SPARKLEY! SHINY! RAINBOW!
lots of solids! perfect for paper!
Technicolor! chaaa
Easily colored through MS Paint!
Kinda bland black, red, brown.
Tons of pastels! So cute. ^ ^
DON'T LAND ON THE RED SPOTS! YOU WILL GET COINS TAKEN AWAY!

What kind of personality do you have?

Violent, I'll smash you with a hammer to get my woman back.
I have the heart of a child! I love taking care of the little ones!
I'll help anyone in need! As long as they give me a blue coin.
I punch yoshi to make him eat things. I'M MEAN
I'M A GREEDY BRAT.
I helped you, now you help me, become my party member!
I'm simple, carefree.....and...I LOVE FLYING.

What does your controller look like?

Really rectangle..I think I can stab someone with it's edges.
Simple and rounded sides! Four buttons!
Kinda looks like the "M" from the McDonalds sign.
Can be found in many colors!
Looks like something from Space invaders.... usually purple!
Comes with a nunchuck!
BUTTONS!

BOWSER!

Ew I have to fight him while he's bathing...
HE IS LIKE SPIDER MAN! HE DEFIES GRAVITY.
He does bad things to the game board!
Was replaced by an angry ape.
He flys in a smiley clown hover craft thingy!
He stole the star rod!
Awww! He's a baby! OW....a mean baby...

Uh oh...game's not working..what do you do?

Swicth the disk around the right way.
Blow on that bad boy to get rid of dust!
Cry
Scream around the house.
Go buy another one...but it's rare!
Clean it with green rubbing alcohol.
Sit in a corner...covered in shame.