Where Do You Fit In Portal?

Nap time.
I have thoughts?
I wonder how long this will take.
You don't want to know, seriously.
The beginning is always easy right?
Looks kind of boring so far. I'll be disappointed if this is all there is to it.
I'll hold off forming an opinion.

Okay, everything is going pretty smoothly. What do you think of the Portal gun?

I'd like it better if it wasn't so limited.
It's a start, I was beginning to wonder if there was going to be more to this or not.
Hmmm, this is going to come in handy, I can tell.
Oh!
It looks a little weird.
Now you're talking! It's about time something interesting happened.
Whoop De Do Da.

You've come to an impossible test. You can't complete it. What will you do?

Nothing, it will solve itself somehow, I think.
Help!
Why are you asking me? I don't give a damn.
I guess I'll have to think of something to get out of here.
That's not even a challenge. I'll complete it in no time.
Hmm, I wonder what else I can do here.
It wasn't that hard, see? I'm already done.

This is completely irrelevant, but do you have a favorite color?

OMG, you did not just ask me that! *headdesks*
Are you going to be painting the walls or something?
Whyyy?
Uh, how does that help me beat the game?
Oh please, I am not going to color code this to make it easier for the next player. *rolls eyes*
*no comment*
Unless that's going to help me get past a difficult spot... stop asking me stupid questions m'kay?

It's time for the next test! A voice speaks: The Enrichment Center promises to always provide safe testing environments. In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it. Your reaction is...

Waoh! What the hell? You've got to be kidding me. I thought a thing being dangerous was only an appearance. o_O
Truth is overrated. Trust me on this.
Hmmm, at least the floor is kind of pretty looking with that stuff on it.
Oh wow. That does look deadly. I think I'll avoid it; I do want to finish after all.
Pffft! That's nothing! I won't be halted by something as trivial as that.
I don't hate you.
Hmmmmm, I wonder how deep it is.

Congratulations! You're doing great! As a reward your Portal gun has been upgraded so you can deploy both sides of a Portal. What will you do next?

That doesn't really affect me too much so I'll just keep doing what I normally do.
Oh man, this is freaking sweet! I love it! :D
Well that's going to be handy. *looks the Portal gun over*
Coming through.
I'll consider making some cake to celebrate, maybe.
Hehehe, now I can really cruise through this place.
Wheeeeeeee!

The next test has been altered. That's right, it's been replaced by a live fire military course for androids. Good luck!

*facepalm* Why me?
I can take it!
Oh really? This is going to be fun. =3
Can I help you?
I can tackle anything you throw in my direction.
Oh, a challenge, finally!
Don't look at me, it's not my fault.

Congratulations, you got to the end of the game? Was it worth it?

That depends on how you look at it.
It's about time! Now, where's the cake?
Your business is appreciated.
Awww, but I wanted to do more stuff.
Oh yeah, time for the good stuff now!
I don't have anything to say since we made it.
Let's see, what to do next. I need another challenge.

Did you have some favorite moments in the game?

Woah, dude, we're done already.
Oh you know it.
Favorite moments?
Heck yeah, they weren't a part of the game though. >>
Goodbye
Well duh, anything that tests my skills was totally awesome.
I don't know, I havent checked out the good stuff yet. =P