Who Is Your Gravitation Mystery Date?

(Throws a stuffed rabbit at you) Kumagoro Huggles!
I've cleared the path of any enemies and laid the appropriate mines. We're all ready to go, sir! (salutes you)
It's a pleasure to be your date for the evening, you might even be useful to me in the future.
Snap! You're so beautiful! How did I get so lucky?
Wow, you're sooo pretty! (glomps you, blood spurting out of his nose)
(Looks you over with a critical eye) Let's hurry this up, I've got things to do.

You look over your mystery date. What is he wearing? (yes, he has to be wearing something...)

Lots of fur, animal prints, pastels, and a hat...
A motorcycle helmet and lots of black leather...(oh yeah!)
Guns and Ammo.
A pink bunny suit.
Baggy shorts and a tee (backpack optional)
The best Armani has to offer...(ka-ching)

You both decide that you should have dinner first to start things off. Where do you go?

Beef Bowl A-Rama!
Denny's
Micky D's! I wanna Happy Meal!
A restaurant?! No way! Too easy for snipers to get us. I've got grade A rations in the van...
A five star restaurant in a five star hotel...(buku bucks!)
A fancy restaurant chosen by your date's number one minion.....

You've arrived at the restaurant. It's time to order. What does your date order?

Steak and fries along with a chocolate shake....
Anything deep fried and dripping with grease!
Half a dozen beef bowls...
A happy meal!
The most expensive meal on the menu....
Has his number one minion order for him....

The food was delicious! Now its time for dessert. You chose your all time favorite. What does your date choose?

Strawberry shortcake....(my personal favorite!)
Strawberry Pocky
Micky D's Hot Fudge Sundae!
Gormet cakes chosen by his number one minion...
Fried green tea ice cream...
Classic Apple Pie

You've finished your meal and your dessert. Its time to pay the check. Your date:

Slyly looks at you then slowly slides the check in your direction....(cheapskate!)
Throws down a gold card, the light glints off his name embossed on the front....
Checks his wallet, sighs in relief, then pays the check with a smile....
Has his number one minion pay for him...
Pay the check!? Who needs money when you've got guns and a remote controlled laser?
Throws down some Monopoly money, pocket lint, and some candy...

After leaving the restaurant, you're having so much fun that you can't bare to say good night. Your date decides to:

Take you to the beach....
Take you to a night club...
Take you to the nearest watering hole...(he's desperately in need of booze!)
Take you to a military testing site....
Takes you to the zoo....capybara! capybara!
Takes you back to his office high atop a skyscraper....

You've decided to agree with your date's suggestion. The minutes fly by and you engage in some conversation. You let him pick the topic. He starts talking about:

The man of his dreams. More blood spurts out his nose as he goes on and on about how beautiful his dream man is. You refrain from knocking him out and making a run for it....
You. He wants to know everything there is to know about you! This man is so into you, hot dang!
Things that sparkle, being sparkly, pink rabbits, and sparkling...
How to field strip and clean a weapon in five minutes. He also gives you a demonstration. (Fascinating)
His plans to make his younger brother in-law his personal slave....
Multiple ways to get rid of annoying pink haired stalkers....

While completely engrossed in your date's thrilling topic of conversation, you suddenly get chilly. You rub your hands up and down your arms, signaling that you're cold. Your date:

Slips out of his jacket and gently puts it around your shoulders....ahhh so sweet...
Asks you for your jacket, he's cold too...
(Looks at you annoyed) What the heck is wrong with you? You should have brought a jacket, idiot!
Covers you in animal print, pastel furs.....
Starts a fire using his remote controlled laser. Unfortunately, he misses and a random building nearby blows up. Hey, you wanted heat....
Gives you his bunny to snuggle with....

You've had a wonderful evening and now its time to say goodnight. Your date walks you to your door and:

Nervously asks your permission to kiss you goodnight. You agree and the kiss is sweet.
Salutes you, fires some rounds in the air, then hops into his van and drives away.
Holds out his bunny, you kiss the plushy nose. Your date blushes then skips away.
Has his number one minion kiss you but fortunately you slam the door in his face before he can do it.
He glomps you, smacking a loud kiss on your lips...
Leans in close. You're heart is going a mile a minute. This guy is so gorgeous and he's gonna kiss you! You close your eyes, anxious for his kiss. He moves closer then says, "In your dreams, moron." He walks away, disappearing into a sleek black Mercedes...