What's Your Personality Quirk?

Introducing myself to my classmates, making sure not to skimp on the details of my all-too-interesting life.
Prowling around campus with a particularly twisted grin.
Silently sitting in the back of the class hoping no one notices the tears running down my face. They�ll think I�m weak�
Avoiding physical and verbal contact with just about everyone, while trying to skirt to my next class undetected.
�Excited, and ready to rock and/or roll!
�Gleefully boasting about all the amazing feats I�ve accomplished recently.
�Angrily flaming in the corner of the classroom. Boy do you hate school.
� Happily participating in class like a normal person until I get an answer wrong. Then I burst into an angry fury screaming �YOU LIE!� at the teacher.

The contents of you backpack consists mainly of�

�Hair gel, combs, mirrors, sunglasses�
�If I told you� I�d have to kill you�
�Books, folders... School stuff, you idiot.
�Everything I need to get through the day with a smile!^^
�Knives. Lighters. Things that if found, would most likely get me expelled.
�All my schoolwork, as well as some rarely-used items. It�s kind of a mess, though.
�Buzz off, freak!
�Ah, a m�lange of carefully sorted school supplies.

You often feel like�

�People are purposely provoking me.
�My body is housing two completely different minds.
�Nothing can bring me down!
�I don't get enough attention.
�Everything seems to go wrong for me.
�I�m being watched, constantly.
�The world will never recognize my true talent. Pity.
�I was born without a conscience.

During school lunch, you can be found�

� Quietly eating in the bathroom, locked in a stall.
�Sulking in the corner of the cafeteria, refusing to eat.
�Surrounded with classmates, engaging them in emotional tales of my childhood.
�Claiming the largest table in the cafeteria as my own, and throwing a fit whenever someone makes an attempt to sit.
�Slinking through the cafeteria searching for people who look easy to manipulate.
�Standing in the cafeteria with a chimichanga and a glass of orange juice. Oddly, I don�t like chimichangas; nor do I remember ever buying one�
�Sitting alone. Others don�t seem to like my company. Jerks.
�Happily eating, chatting, and making great new friends!

While in gym, on the football field, a classmate tries to make a pass to you, but accidentally beans you in the face with the ball. You�

�Give that jerk the verbal beating of his life. And of course, later, when I try to engage him in a civilized conversation, the guy just turns and runs! Well. That was rude.
�Attack before he has time to apologize. NOBODY hits ME in the face with a ball and lives to tell the tale!
�Tell him it�s no problem, and hand him the ball back, along with a generous smile.
�Throw a fit, demanding the teacher call an ambulance immediately. For goodness sake, that student could have given me brain damage!
�Grab the perpetrator by the arm, and viciously demand an apology. Nobody humiliates ME and gets away with it�
�Decide it�s probably best if I don�t participate in any more sports for the rest of the day. Or month. Or year.
�Immediately flip out and shoot off the field, full throttle. Of course, the other students are a little distraught at the fact that I decided to take the ball with me�
�Flash a compassionate smile as I pick up the ball� Then launch it at their face. While the poor kid lays unconscious on the grass, I give the rest of the class a little pep talk on how if they tell, I will hunt them down.

Others tend to think you�re�

On the weekend, you�re most likely�

�Sitting in my room. Alone. Weeping.
�In the drama clubs performance of �The Tempest.�
�Hanging out with friends and just having a great time!
�Walking down the street, talking to myself.
�On the couch, bitterly refusing to move.
�Playing with sharp objects, or burning things in the back yard.
�Hanging out at the movies, seeing how many cute guys/girls I can catch.
�Wouldn�t you like to know�

Regarding the government, you�

�Could care less.
�Think they�re all doing a wonderful job.^^
�Wish I had more of a voice.
�Have conflicting opinions.
�Think they�re all idiots.
�Can�t trust any of them. They�re all liars and cheats!
�Feel like they�ll never fix the REAL problems.
�Feel I would make a good king�

An incredibly attractive man/woman approaches you, and asks if you�d like to join him/her for a movie. You�

�Can�t blame them for wanting to be with me. After all, I AM amazing�
�Politely ask �what�s in it for me�?�
�Suspect he/she MUST have ulterior motives�
�Give a stately �pfft� then turn around and walk away.
�Tell him/her that it unfortunately isn�t going to work. You see; I can get a little jealous of myself, sometimes�
�Give them a huge hug, and tell them I can�t wait.
�Recite the corniest love poem I can think of, as I pick a flower off a nearby bush, and hand it to him/her.
�Figure they must have a tapeworm in their brain, or something. No one in his or her right mind would want to ask ME on a date.

The world is�

�Out to get me�
�Na�ve and uneducated; though amusing, none-the-less.
�Nothing without me.^^
�Cold and distant.
�A romanticists dream filled with the illustrious illusions of beauty and wealth. An well-built though delicate fantasy.
�A sick and twisted place overrun with evil.
�Confusing, that�s for sure.
�Such great fun!

The first school dance of the year finally rolls around. You are�

�Putting on the show of your life in the center of the dance floor.
�Having so much fun hanging out with your friends! Too bad there�s only one dance every month!
�Quietly wondering how I got there in the first place. And who is this boy/girl clinging to my arm�?
�In my room, doing my own thing. Those stupid dances are pointless and expensive.
�Terrified that my mother insisted I go by stating I don�t get out enough. Now I�m surrounded by lunatics with no means of escape. TRAPPED.
�At home, wallowing in self-pity at the fact that everyone I know is at the dance� Except for me.
�Thoroughly amused by the vast number of people humiliating themselves on the dance floor. It�s incredible, really.
�Surrounded by a large group of attractive guys/girls, showing them how talented I am.

When it comes to pets, you�

�Love purebreds. They�re great to show off, and everyone gets jealous.
�Think it�s nice to have SOMETHING that will love you.
�Love the attention they give. It�s almost like they think I�m a god!
�Can�t trust them� My old cat was informing on my to the police.
�Can�t get enough! They�re all so CUTE!
�Will never understand why your cat will be purring in your lap one minute, then shivering under the bed, the next�
�Hate them all.
�Had a puppy once. My parents still think it died of natural causes. Heheh�

Your ultimate goal is to�

�Eat my way to the top of the corporate food chain. Heh!
�That�s for me to know, and you to never find out!
�Finally be recognized as the talented individual I am.
�Find out why people think I�m crazy�
�Get you out of my face.
�Feel good about myself by helping those less fortunate than I.
�Accomplish something I can feel proud of. For once.
�Rule the world, as I so rightfully deserve.

Walking down the street, you look over to see some jerk motioning that he wants to fight. You�

�Are just going to have to rely on my ability to get out of his sight, and pray that I make it home safe.
�Wave to him with the biggest, happiest grin I can muster. Oh boy, I�ve made a new friend!
�Are so thankful I stole that vile of liquid nitrogen from my chemistry class! I nonchalantly toss it at his face, then cleverly state �well I would, but it looks like you�re going to be in the hospital��
�Knew they were going to send an assassin at some point� It was just a matter of time.
�Are so incredibly thrilled at my ability to understand his poorly executed body language, that I engage him in a full-blown pantomime conversation.
�Make yourself as tall as possible, and dramatically exclaim �EXCUSE ME?!� Then drag everyone within earshot into a lecture about how violence is not the answer.
�Immediately lunge, brutally attacking with all my force. What an idiot, to have challenged me like that!
�Find myself in the police station trying to convince them that I don�t remember ever striking someone, despite the witness� testimony.

Your friend suggests the two of you go camping together. You arrive, and just as you�re setting up the tent, the bush next to you bursts into flames! You�

�Shriek at my friend for dragging me all the way out there, only to have the campsite catch fire. What kind of sick joke is this?!
�Scream in utter horror as my friend puts the fire out. Later, when he asks me if I�m okay, I have no idea what he�s talking about�
�Tell my friend we need to get out of there, so the two of us drive off in a hurry. Luckily, we�ll be able to laugh about it a little later.
�Scream �I�LL SAVE YOU!� And leap into action, rescuing your friend from the burning flames of death.
�Knew I�d never get a break. Nothing good is ever going to happen to me.
�Immediately shoot off saving myself, and leaving my friend to die.
�Jump to conclusion that this person who you thought was your only friend is now trying to have you killed! Oh no, it�s happening again�
�Inconspicuously slip the lighter into your back pocket, and act surprised.

Your friends are�

�Incredibly insensitive and misunderstanding.
�Great at giving me the approval I so desperately crave.
�Great tools for getting what I want.
�Going to have to recognize that I�m superior.
�As great a miracle as I could hope for.
�Often avoiding me. I think it might be out of fear�
�Untrustworthy and sneaky.
�Stupid, and often misguided.