Rather than reveal tomorrow's announcement in one post, let's test the combined IQ of our community. Each of the following crossword puzzle-like questions vaguely relates to what's coming. Note: They're very hard but not impossible. You might have to work together to solve them all.
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(1) Small (gorilla/whale hybrid)'s human friend (UPDATED)
(2) "In brightest day, in darkest night, no evil shall escape my sight" (DONE: Blackest)
(3) Peter Griffin-clone food (DONE: Donuts)
(4) Bossman (DONE: Adam)
(5) 185392 Fan Art (DONE: Ninja Frog)
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Riddle me this...