Otakuite++ | Posted 01/19/13 | Reply
And please dont mock me if its bad this is my first time
Kenichi: Hey there good looking... want to get some ice cream with me?
Rito: . . .
Kenichi: Hey don't be thinking I'M the pervert... my cat saw your pantsu and told me to ask you out.
Rito: *knocks cat on the head while on sign* ~ !
Kenichi: *looks at Rito bewildered* um... i think thats considered animal abuse...
Rito: I dont care! No one gets away with looking under my skirt ...and please dont tell anyone what color it was
Kenichi: i sort of did... pink with teddy bears
Rito: standing there shocked ~
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/16/13 | Reply
Woman in background: "I think somebody left their virginity over here. Miss, is this yours?"
Rito doesn't know how to respond. . .
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/15/13 | Reply
There is nothing that can gross you out any more than being sneezed on by a Kenichi
Senior Otaku | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply
Kenichi: ACHOO! oh, sorry, i have a cat allergy..
Rito: Um, but, this is a plushy store...i-isn't it??
Kenichi: You probably thought this cat was alive...nope.
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply
In the matter of a few hundred cels Rito has just realized that what started out as a simple walk toward the camera has literally take them to a whole other level.
Otakuite+ | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply
It's always the quiet ones that are the worst perverts
System Ghost (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply
Kenichi just asked Rito if she wanted to meet his neighborhood Totoro.
Otakuite++ | Posted 01/14/13 | Reply
Kenichi is under the sad impresstion that Rito's "You look really hot" face and her "Good grief, what ARE you wearing?!" face are the same.
Hoping to spring board off of Splenda's relative success, locals launch the "It feels like real cat because it's made with real cats" line of plushies.
While the plushies were somewhat controversial, it was the joint restaurant that used the leftovers that elicited the most varied reactions from the public.
Canadian Liaison (Team) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply
Eep. I'll fix that.
Abundant Love (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply
Names got mixed up somewhere along the way. The girl on the left is Rito and the guy on the right is Kenichi. (Saruyama is Kenichi's family name.)
The Teatime HERO (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply
Saruyama has two great fears. One of them is looking badly on her date. The second is seeing cats planking.
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply
you must have bad breath in order to cause that reaction in someone.
Otaku Legend | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply
That awkward moment when you try to kiss and then your date sneezes on you.
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply
You would think you're cheeky when you need a kiss to make that cut on your lip better, but you're not.
Freelance Hylian (Otaku Legend) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply
Her fear of all things feline even extends to bad impersonations of cats.
I wouldn't want to be seen with him either.
If it's all the same to you, Pit doesn't mind being called "sir" :D
Master of Lists (Otakuite++) | Posted 01/13/13 | Reply
I got nothing, like a good poker player I fold.