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    KeenHavoc

    Senior Otaku++ | Posted 06/29/12 | Reply

    One uses expensive designer Bath Salt and the other uses Bath Salts from the street.
    Can you tell which is which?
    I'll never tell.

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    Kitty K.O.

    Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/27/12 | Reply

    Patty: Oooh~! This is just like the FullMetal Alchemist fanfiction I wrote last week with Gluttony and Winry!


    Last edited by Kitty K.O. at 9:59:25 PM EDT on June 27, 2012.

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    chuchine

    Otakuite | Posted 06/27/12 | Reply

    The new edible perfume by dolce gabbana


    Last edited by chuchine at 3:23:13 PM EDT on June 27, 2012.

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    TheDarkEclipse

    Senior Otaku+ | Posted 06/25/12 | Reply

    Due to the embalming process, I bet Liz will not return the favor.

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    Moka

    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/25/12 | Reply

    When Liz asked if she was clean enough to lick, i think the mummy took it literally.

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    yuna2008

    L'Cie (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/24/12 | Reply

    taste like chicken

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    CelestialSushi

    Freelance Hylian (Otaku Legend) | Posted 06/22/12 | Reply

    Patty: Wow, a centuries-old mummy with spit!


    If it's all the same to you, Pit doesn't mind being called "sir" :D

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    zombieusagi

    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/21/12 | Reply

    Don't worry liz, he just shows his love.

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    Otakuite+ | Posted 06/20/12 | Reply

    sexual harrassment by mummies, because this is anime and they can.

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/20/12 | Reply

    Hey, I just met you
    And this is crazy
    But I haven't eaten in centuries
    And you're so tasty

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    Ace

    Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/20/12 | Reply

    It's okay, Avril Lavigne. Liz doesn't like her boyfriend either.

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    HawaiianBabidoll

    Pro-procrastinator (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/20/12 | Reply

    This is what happens when you let Patty set you up on a blind date.

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    good2games

    Otakuite+ | Posted 06/20/12 | Reply

    oh my god, not another pokemon reference

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    Reenigrl

    Lizzy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/20/12 | Reply

    Patty: "OH Liz... If you wanted your Chin hair waxed, Kid Probably would have done it for free."

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    Hisaishi

    Otaku Legend | Posted 06/20/12 | Reply

    Got another one

    One minute Jamie's this, the next she's a whore angel...

    Oh, Hetalia. What did you do?


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 2:29:16 PM EDT on June 26, 2012.

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    FallenAngel 01

    Angelic Troll (Senior Otaku++) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    In the tongue length contest, mummy is victorious! Much to Liz's dismay...


    Dreams are nothing until the holder of those dreams takes action

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    Creshendeath

    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Mummy:needs salt

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    KeenHavoc

    Senior Otaku++ | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Left: Legend of Korra plot
    Right: The Fans reactions
    Middle: Everybody else confused

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    yumei hearts u

    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    mummy: this is my kizzy (kissy) face, kizz it

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    DeidaraNarutoClan

    Mightyena Queen <3 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Patty: At least you know he's not aggressive...

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    Dranzerstorm

    Master of Lists (Otakuite++) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    That's not symmetrical!

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    12kisa12

    Otakuite+ | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    patty: He really likes you...

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    CelestialSushi

    Freelance Hylian (Otaku Legend) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Sometimes, Studio Ghibli crossovers don't work out well...


    If it's all the same to you, Pit doesn't mind being called "sir" :D

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    CitrusStorm

    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    I don't know which is worse: what's actually going on, or that Patty seems a little too interested in it.

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    Neko Nana Mode

    System Ghost (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    A new summer snack for all of God's creatures.

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    cowboysean

    Otaku Eternal | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    When a sign at a zoo says to not feed the animals, do not feed the animals.

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    Moka

    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Cleaning just took on a whole new meaning.

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    cougarsama

    LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Calm down Liz, this is just Gene Simmons' traditional greeting.

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    Hisaishi

    Otaku Legend | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    I've seen enough hen...wait, no I haven't.
    -or-
    That DEFINITELY isn't cannon.
    -or-
    Worst. Mono. Ever.


    Last edited by Hisaishi at 1:07:38 PM EDT on June 19, 2012.

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    Rei-syn

    Funny Otaku (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Mummy used Lick!
    It's super effective!

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    ChibiSasuke

    Inspector (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    The Japanese take on Alien is... awkward, to say the least.

    eue This totally reminded me of that scene in one of the Alien movies when Ripley gets licked by the alien. LOL


    The chain of justice-- the system-- never ends...

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    dr Muraki

    Otakuite+ | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    French kissing will never be the same!

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    DemonKingAtticus

    A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Needless to say, it's gonna take more than three licks.

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    Aria Sky

    Senior Otaku | Posted 06/19/12 | Reply

    Patty: Let me pick my nose and pretend I'm not seeing this.