Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/15/12 | Reply
In effort to comply to unanimous complaints, the neighborhood commitee voted that updating the " unna-tractive and domineering telephone poles" would create a friendlier and much more beautiful scenery for the neighborhood. Unfortunately, the chairmen, as eccentric as he was, decided a "Japanese sub-cultural trend attracted to high school themes", would be appealing. No one would have guessed he was refering to sailor uniforms.
- Gero Chan
Pro-Procrastinator (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/14/12 | Reply
With a skirt that short, it's no wonder the pole was nailed.
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/13/12 | Reply
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/13/12 | Reply
It's all about stick-to-itiveness and covering the spread, like in Vegas.
Watch some Colbert Report, think about different approches to the captions, and think about stuff that funny on different levels.
We'll all find our own winning forumlas sooner or later, just keep at it.
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/12/12 | Reply
Queue old granny saying, "Them young girls spring up so fast these days."
If you read that in a old granny accent, you have watched to much anime.
Ever wonder how a stripper leaves a trail? You know how foxes claw trees...
Look, I know your a great pole dancer, but there no call to leave a your mark...
The Skullboy (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/12 | Reply
When she told the surgeon she wanted the body of a pole dancer, she meant the dancer, not the pole.
YukiFangirlSupreme (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/11/12 | Reply
That skirts really slimming ;) It made that girl look like a pole!
Otakuite | Posted 05/11/12 | Reply
Nandayosore??? Anthropomorphism what does it even mean lolz too lazy to google it up!
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/11/12 | Reply
Together, their electromotive force will pierce the darkness. Gattai!
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/11/12 | Reply
You know, Japan, not everything looks better in a school girl uniform.
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/10/12 | Reply
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/10/12 | Reply
I just don't know how I ended up putting pole in my polyjuice potion.
Yes even wooden poles feel the need to make a fashion statement.
I'm a vampire!
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/09/12 | Reply
the perfect way to get ride of clothes you don't want...dress your high voltage poles!
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/09/12 | Reply
nahh won't do anymore caption battles i never get even third place even when i post several different captions in one comment v.v
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/09/12 | Reply
How do you think my cosplay's coming along?
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/08/12 | Reply
Fans of nisemonogatari asked the producers for more fanservice scenes with miniskirts, needless to say the people in charge have a sense of humor.
News Correspondent (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/08/12 | Reply
Could it be your avatar?
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/08/12 | Reply
Anti-Hulk measures #108:
The Hulk won't smash anything wearing a mini-skirt.
In the likely event of a Hulk attack in your city,
take time to secure vital utilities like so.
I like this caption because of reasons.
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/08/12 | Reply
My electricity brings all the poles to the yard. I could teach you but I have to charge...bzzzzzttt!
Sexier Powerlines = Sexier television.
The best way to fix an ugly situation is to put a skirt on it.
These Adventure Time princesses are getting weirder with every episode.
Funny Otaku (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
This is not the skirt that you are looking for...
Senior Otaku | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
What? Is that an unusual occurrence?
Otakuite+ | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
The female ninja is still in training, and just failed the final test.
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
Lightpost: I feel so exposed
Chat Guardian (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
there r two kinds of lightposts
one is female as evident in the pic and other is male
Grand Otaku | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
Wait 'til it gets windy.
I'm sexy and I know it!!!
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
Even funnier than sneakers tossed over a power line.
Transient Rain (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
The next day it was wearing a sun dress.
Lombax of Earth (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
Well, it's certainly more original than a pair of tennis shoes...
This is taking the term "stripper pole" a little too far.
Chibi Otaku (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
The pole decided it wanted to be a fashion model.
Barton (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
They told me I could be anything so I became a Transformer, wasn't what I was expecting...
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
Oh my god I can see her transformers!
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
Magical girls seem to come in all shapes and sizes, these days.
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
I wonder if you would get in trouble for looking up in this situation.....
Hello, my name is pole. I like electricity, and I prefer the pronoun "she".
The Turning Tide (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
pole: "I feel preeetty, ooooh so preetty <3"
Now how are they going to lampshade this?
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
The next scene is the weirdest panty shot known to anime.
The electric company was doing their best to skirt the issue.
Hot and Cold (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
I tried to ask the telephone pole what it wanted to be when it grew up... I just assumed it wanted to be an anime schoolgirl
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
Now that's one electrifying cosplaying outfit
Master of Lists (Senior Otaku) | Posted 05/07/12 | Reply
Asking how the skirt got up there is the same as dividing by zero