Otaku Legend | Posted 05/05/12 | Reply
The 1st annual Tour de Pantsed is a success.
Otakuite++ | Posted 05/03/12 | Reply
You can't see my junk. Close enough.
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply
lemme try a few
so far no win for me when i do try these things -.-;
Onizuka: wait wait wait.....i just realised something... something important: riding this motorcycle my cig will get snuffed out!
Onizuka: my clothes were ninja'd off? NARUTO!!!
Onizuka: it's gonna be a long hot summer what'd ya expect me to do?
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply
Right, this D&D quest looked a whole lot better on paper.
Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply
Today's lesson is about physics: Finding the best ways to reduce wind drag. Questions?
Ruler of Hell (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply
my blind date isn't relay blind? oh darn
The Wickedly Evil (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/02/12 | Reply
Hmmmm I'm overdressed for work, aren't I ??
Angelic Troll (Senior Otaku++) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
(I hope no one used anything like this yet...)
You put that helmet on right now Eikichi!
Dreams are nothing until the holder of those dreams takes action
Otaku Legend | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
"What do you mean I'm missing something? I've got my helmet right here!!"
Eikichi: "i was fully clothe, but then the ambers from my cigarette decided to burn my clothes away as i rode my bike! Seriously, i was on fire like that guy from ghost rider! " :D
Freelance Lombax (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
Want to get your Ghosts'n Goblins on and cosplay Arthur at the next con but can't scrape together enough cash for the armor? No problem! Simply go in the "almost defeated Arthur" costume; at the cost of mere boxer shorts, you're sure to catch many a con-goer's eye! [Note: wearing this costume outside of the convention may prove illegal.]
I've lost count of how many ways he's asking for death.
The Zanrai Kid (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
Letting you know I'm Hisaishi. This guy is Eikichi.
You mean setting an awesome example for kids.
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
Remember kids: motorcycles are dangerous so don't be like Eikichi; wear your helmet!
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
There's only one way left in which the phrase "crotch rocket" could be more fitting.
Otaku Eternal | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
Evel Knievel is gonna take notes on how to to a stunt right
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
I'm less concerned with the fact that he's half naked and moreso with the fact the jerk is shining his headlight in my eyes! Rude much?
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 05/01/12 | Reply
If Steve McQueen had been dressed like that in The Great Escape, he might have made that border jump. Weight shedding, it's the key.
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
Onizuka: Huh, wha.... What do you mean its a weekend? Aren't -yawn- aren't we supposed to be at school?
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
Eikichi, the man who is setting a bad example for kids.
Master of Lists (Otakuite++) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
This is why motorcycle companies don't lend their name to anime
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
They require you to wear a helmet in France. They never said anything about other articles of clothing.
Senior Otaku | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
Hisaishi: Do you think you can toss me my pants? No, my OTHER pants.
Otakuite++ | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
Always wear a helmet...even when naked!
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
This is what the American version of 'Akira' is going to turn out like so just deal with it.
Getaway Driver (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
I know the sign says "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" But if I take my pants off, maybe they wont notice the other two. . .
13th Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
Pants: Overrated since 1812.
Transient Rain (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 04/30/12 | Reply
Onizuka looked up at his friends to see, not only that they were laughing, but that they had lied about the semi nude bike race... and were now taking pictures.
That poor motorcycle. It's gas tank will never be the same.
Wait.....hunh?? Are those my pants up there?!?!? AND MY SHIRT?!?!?!? Great.....now how am I supposed to get those down?