Not to be out done, China releases its own brand of teen fiction.
It mostly consists of poorly defined were-hoodlums and kids who's hair changes colour and turns brittle in the sunlight.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 10:53:50 PM CST on March 10, 2012.
Yozora: Hey Kodaka. Did you know that during a fifty year time-span one person will swallow an average of 8 spiders during sleep?
Kodaka: What! No way.
Yozora: It's true. I heard it straight from the horse's, uh, mouth.
Yeah, I know someone already used this pun, but I was so excited about entering a caption battle for the first time that I decided to post it anyway ^^'
Kodaka: Alright, I know you're a method actor and you're playing Bottom in the upcoming anime production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, but isn't this taking it a little too far?
Yozora: Well, hello there Kodaka. Do you like my new look? I thought it would make things more fun and interesting
Kodaka: Im not sure about fun, but this defiantly makes things interesting -___-
Shom
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 03/11/12 | Reply
Kodaka: You know this is odd.
Yozora: The horse thing?
Kodaka: That you haven't made me dinner yet.
aquafoxx
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/11/12 | Reply
Problem, sir?
Allamorph
Oculus Peregrine (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/10/12 | Reply
A Midsummer Night's Anime?
Move over, Miyazaki. The next Japanimation rage is William Shakespeare.
KeenHavoc
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 03/09/12 | Reply
Not to be out done, China releases its own brand of teen fiction.
It mostly consists of poorly defined were-hoodlums and kids who's hair changes colour and turns brittle in the sunlight.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 10:53:50 PM CST on March 10, 2012.
moonlight maiden
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/08/12 | Reply
Demonstration of the best way to seduce a brony...
walkingstick
Otakuite | Posted 03/08/12 | Reply
This caption has been removed due to inappropriate Equus references.
MissTaemin
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 03/08/12 | Reply
Damn that's kinky.
CelestialSushi
Freelance Hylian (Otaku Legend) | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
It'll be hard to hide from the police with such an unmistakable face.
If it's all the same to you, Pit doesn't mind being called "sir" :D
kilalalover
Sheep Eternal (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
Yozora: You think this is weird? You should see me on Friday's.
captainofsquad10
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
Punishment for losing the game.
Now, how many of you just lost the game?
Captain Hitsugaya
beloved blood
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
Yozora: Sometimes I just like to represent the minorities, alright?
XD~
Dranzerstorm
Master of Lists (Otakuite++) | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
Yozora: I got the part of the Horse's head in "The Godfather"
cazzmataz
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
I'm sorry, what was that joke about the horse and the barman?
gokuhappymonkey
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
All I need is a rainbow near my butt and I'd make a good My Little Pony.
Ruki Kun666
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
Cool story bro, Tell it again.
Greenpanther
Otakuite | Posted 03/07/12 | Reply
Kodaka: That hormone supplement had some weird side effects
Yozora: NEIGH?
HawaiianBabidoll
Pro-procrastinator (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply
Hay, don't foal for it and ignore the neigh-sayers if you want to stay stable.
TheDarkAngel
Pathetic Diabetic (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply
You're just sick, Kodaka. This is all a nightMARE.
And, then... I met you.
HawaiianBabidoll
Pro-procrastinator (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply
"I was going for Zebra, but I changed my mind"
gokuhappymonkey
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply
Yozora: Hello there, Kevin.
Kodaka: Ugh...do I LOOK like Candace Flynn? You're not even a zebra!!
Yozora: Well, I thought it was worth a shot...
Kikyoaburame
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply
Greatest WTF moment ever!!!!
or
Damn!! there is a horse-girl living here!!! I thought that was just a myth!!!
twilight samurai
Angel (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply
Yozora: Kodaka, why the long face? *whinnies*
OR
Yozora: So Kodaka, I'm auditioning for My Little Ponies. How do I look?
Kodaka: Umm...err... <_<;
Roxas 69
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/06/12 | Reply
Kodaka: Y'know the only part of the human body that cant repair itself is your teeth?
Yozora: Oh really??
silvershriek
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Yozora: Hey Kodaka. Did you know that during a fifty year time-span one person will swallow an average of 8 spiders during sleep?
Kodaka: What! No way.
Yozora: It's true. I heard it straight from the horse's, uh, mouth.
Yeah, I know someone already used this pun, but I was so excited about entering a caption battle for the first time that I decided to post it anyway ^^'
Blank
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Ever since Kodaka saw the Godfather, he just kept seeing that darn horse head in places where it shouldn't be.
The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we are uncool.
rawbroccolieater
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Kodaka: Alright, I know you're a method actor and you're playing Bottom in the upcoming anime production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, but isn't this taking it a little too far?
cougarsama
LDS Fangirl! (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
What's worse than a horse's head in your bed? A horse's head at your dinner table.
jomz
Otaku Summoner (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Are you ready for some ACTION HORSE?
Insane Maka
Otakuite | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Don't tell me, fancy dress party?
luicifers wife
Ruler of Hell (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
The God Father Anime Styleyour doing it wrong ...
edisshort
State Alchemist (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Sarah Jessica Parker?
SolemnSerpent
Cupcake Constable (Moderator) | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Shortly after the inmates escaped from prison, the remake of 'Mister Ed' went south.
moonlight maiden
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Sure things seem pretty awkward now, but by the end of the series they'll be trotting off into the sunset together.
captainofsquad10
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Only one word comes to mind. "Ummm...."
Captain Hitsugaya
Aria Sky
Senior Otaku | Posted 03/05/12 | Reply
Yozora: You look a little blue, Kodaka. Nothing's wrong, right?
Timcanpy14
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone's wearing a mask or if it's their actual head...
7thEvaChild
Spectre Knight (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
When Kodaka realized that there were no words that could be said here, he backed away... very slowly...
-7thEvaChild
P.S. ~ Third place? Sweet!! Second time I've made the top 3! wicked!!
TimeChaser
Madman With a Box (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
The evil Bad Horse's wife, Frau Blucher! *NEIGH!*
I'm the clever one, you're the potato one!
animelover7310
The Insane Writer (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Kodaka: I'm sorry to tell you that you have a horse's disease *chuckles nervously*
Yozora: I have a what?! *stares at him*
Kodaka: Please don't stare at me like that.... *gets an even worse case in nervousness*
The Mask
Detective Mask (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
So you really wanna hear it straight from the horse's mouth, huh?
DemonKingAtticus
A Fiery Spirit (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
The number of horse puns will give SomeGuy a long face.
cowboysean
Otaku Eternal | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Running in the Kentucky Derby is strictly out of the question
12kisa12
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Kodaka: They say people lie about there identities on online dating websites...but this...this is ridiculous.
Kayomi
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Yozora: Well, hello there Kodaka. Do you like my new look? I thought it would make things more fun and interesting
Kodaka: Im not sure about fun, but this defiantly makes things interesting -___-
Domine Kuro
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Im not exactly sure where this leaves us honestly.
Domine Kuro
Senior Otaku+ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Umm... Well. she was hot just a minute ago. its like she caught a really bad face cold.
KeenHavoc
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Weird things will happen to people's heads when they get used to Bleach with too much filler.
Last edited by KeenHavoc at 11:54:05 AM CST on March 7, 2012.
Creshendeath
Senior Otaku | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
apparently i have gone horse.
kyouyarenge
Senior Otaku++ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Bronies. They're everywhere.
Adam
Baron Von Kumichou (Founder) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Why am I not surprised this image came from Desbreko?
Ace
Senile Hipster (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Oh sure, My Little Pony obsession starts innocently enough....
Kitty K.O.
Digital Neko (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Kodaka: Now I KNOW I took too much Nyquil...
tsubasachro
Transient Rain (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
I did not know hosre flys got so big...
ShadowRonin
Otakuite | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Kodoka: That was one crazy party last night huh?
Yozora: You're telling me!
DeidaraNarutoClan
Mightyena Queen <3 (Otaku Eternal) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Little did everyone know that Mister Ed's next role would be in an anime
fuko chan
Otakuite++ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Kodoka: say what did we do last night!?
CelestialSushi
Freelance Hylian (Otaku Legend) | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Yozora: Hay, Kodaka. Your pallor behooves me to ask you: why the long face?
OR (for something less punny):
Don't worry... it's just the drugs kicking in!
Last edited by CelestialSushi at 1:57:34 PM CST on March 7, 2012.
If it's all the same to you, Pit doesn't mind being called "sir" :D
CitrusStorm
Senior Otaku | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Needless to say, I was surprised to find that my date for this evening had swapped seats with Sarah Jessica Parker.
IchigoKurusaki
Otakuite+ | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Did Celty from Durarara replace her missing head with a horse's head?
beloved blood
Otaku Legend | Posted 03/04/12 | Reply
Yozora: Hmm, yes. These seats are reservation only, and it seems that you, sir do not have one.
>:]
Last edited by beloved blood at 2:54:23 PM CST on March 4, 2012.