For a guy named Yuri, it sure looks like yaoi.

After playing persona 4, Sakura tried reenacting the camping scene.

*Plays the world's smallest violin*

Sakura: Dammit, their auras are just too powerful! How am I going to catch up with them?

Sakura: What am I looking at anyway....?

this is what you get when Picachu and Vulpix mock Jigglypuffs singing.

"They asked me to make them a sandwich, but you know what? No..."

You see that purple vapor?
Well, it's called boy -gossip and Sakura's expression is telling me that she's about to sneeze.

sakura: its not all me the bush helped!

Whoever said there is nothing to fear, but fear itself has never seen this picture

Sakura: ITS NOT MY FAULT NARUTO AND SASUKE WHERE USING PURPLE HAZE AS CLIMATIC EFFECT!!

@moonlit dream:

Eeyup.

Or at least if it's not a name, someone really ought to tell her.

Sakura: Was it something I cooked?

Not a caption, but... Maile? Is that even a name?

Sakura can't stand the smell of half dead ninja.

Sakura can't stand the smell of half dead ninja.

"Got Milk?"

I...I just wanted them to reenact my fanfiction...but they wouldn't cooperate...

Glad I could re-gift grunge to TheO. Guess I should stick with my forte of sarcasm.

"What should we be for Halloween, Naruto?"
"I dunno, Sasuke. I was too lazy to put anything together this year."
"Yeah, me too. Hey, wanna just cover ourselves in a rotten onion scent and tell people we're dead bodies?"
"Uh, that sounds ok, I guess. I can't think of anything better in the next ten minutes."

The writers are the true villians here.

This was the point where Sakura read ahead in the script and realized that just about anything could be declared canon now and she would not be surprised at all.

This week on MythBusters, we test the myth that it's impossible to clean a car that's had dead, rotting ninjas in it.

All right guys... Who farted?

While Teen Spirit can draw in females like moths to a flame, the AXE effect has far more lethal side effects.

When the bodies started to stink, Sakura realized she'd have to hide them.

or

Never turn your back on a female ninja with PMS.

!? How did I place two weeks in a row? Anyway...
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In an attempt to figure out what to do next, Sakura began watching the show herself. Unfortunately, she skipped too far forward and landed in the middle of the filler arcs.

someone told me, never have sex with you sister, we dint listen.

"All I did was show them what happens later in the story..."